Category: Avril Lavigne
Courtney Love Shared Memories Of Anna Nicole Smith On Instagram
It’s been thirteen whole years since the iconic Trimspa Baby herself, Anna Nicole Smith, died from a drug overdose. 2007 did us dirty (it also took Tammy Faye!). I often wonder what kind of hijinks Anna Nicole would’ve gotten into in the age of social media (can you imagine those Instagram Lives?), but let’s be real… she was surrounded by pills, money, leeches (does Howard K. Stern ring any bells?), and more pills.
Yesterday Courtney Love, who just announced she’s eighteen months sober, posted a tribute to Anna Nicole on her Instagram with a bunch of photos of the night they met in Vegas after the 2004 World Music Awards. Continue reading
Avril Lavigne Pissed Off Christians By Saying She Loves The Devil In Her New Single
It doesn’t take much to string up controversy these days. Chrissy Teigen can’t paint her child’s nails. Tori Spelling can’t sell you sugary muffins. Well, add Avril Lavigne to the list of controversial figures. But there’s nothing to do with parenting here; this is about religious sensitivity. Avril has made some Christians angry because of her newest single I’m In Love With The Devil. No word if she wrote that song while with Chard Kroeger.
Avril Lavigne Is Reportedly Dating The Son Of A Billionaire
The last time we checked in on Avril Lavigne’s love life, she was reportedly dating Ryan Cabrera. There’s no doubt people who have reacted to this new boyfriend news by not-so-secretly muttering, “Upgrade” under their breath. But come on, that’s not fair; some say one 2000-era celebrity’s trash is another one’s treasure. And while we’re on the topic of treasure, let’s discuss Avril’s new guy. According to E! News, the boi who has sk8ed into Avril’s heart is the son of a Texas billionaire.
Avril Lavigne Wants Mark Zuckerberg To Leave Nickelback Alone!!!!
Avril Lavigne may have moved on from one busted-haired musician that won’t go away to another. But that doesn’t mean she won’t stand up and defend Nickelback’s honor when someone takes a dump on them. I know, “honor” was a weird choice of word to describe what Nickelback has.
Fans Of 2004 Rejoice! Avril Lavigne And Ryan Cabrera Are Probably Together
A few months after Avril Lavigne said see ya later boi to her second husband Chad Kroeger, there were rumors that she was drying her tears on a Zumiez hoodie belonging to Ryan Cabrera. Then in August, Avril and Ryan were seen having a “romantic” dinner together. Ryan swore they were just roommates doing regular roommate things. Avril and Ryan were recently seen having another one of those romantic roommate dinners, which is going to make it a whole lot harder for them to convince people they’re just roommates.
E! News says Avril and Ryan spent Monday night “getting cozy” at a restaurant in NYC. A source tells E! they were also hugging and kissing. Unless you found your roommate by answering one of those weird “Looking for full-time snuggle buddy” Craigslist ads, that’s not very roommate-y. The source says Avril and Ryan seemed in love. I’m going to assume that means they killed time between starters and mains by writing each other’s names in Sharpie on the toes of their Converse high tops.
Neither Avril nor Ryan have come out and said they’re the Jack Skellington to the other’s Sally (that’s Hot Topic’s definition of relationship goals). Avril is still technically married Chad Kroeger, so maybe she’s old-fashioned and is keeping her new relationship on the down-low until she’s officially divorced. Or maybe Avril is in a Tilda Swinton-style situation where she’s got a husband and a boyfriend. If so, I hope for the sake of their washing machine they never all get together and have a threesome. There would be just so many clumps of peroxide-bleached hairs clogging up the drain after they wash their sheets.
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Avril Lavigne And Ryan Cabrera Might Be A Thing Now
Speaking of people you haven’t really thought of since the MTV days of mid-2000s. Hot Topic’s unofficial mascot Avril Lavigne has been split up from Canada’s original shame (sorry Bieber) Chad Kroeger for almost a year. It appears that she’s finally ready to love again, and it looks like she’s chosen someone who is also taking forever to grow out of their ~sO eDGy~ pop punk mall rat phase.