Category: Aubrey O’Day

Aubrey O’Day Hosted A New Year’s Eve/Donald Trump Jr. Birthday Party, And Was Kicked Out

January 3, 2019 / Posted by:

File this one under:”Stars” (used loosely) who take themselves way too seriously. Also file this one under: BWAHAHAHAHA!

Aubrey O’Day, a singer or Instagram THOT or whatever, recently hosted a “faux” birthday party for her one-time boo, the Fraggle-faced douchelord known as Donald Trump Jr., at Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club in Las Vegas. However, the “gotcha” here is that the party was really Larry Flynt’s way of kicking at the Trumps since he hates them. And he also might hate Aubrey a little bit too, because getting her to host was part of the joke. Well, guess who got the last laugh? Yeah, it was still Larry because Aubrey and her crew showed their entire asses and were promptly shown the door by security moments later.

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Three Members Of Danity Kane Told Cosmopolitan That Diddy Is Super Sexist

November 8, 2018 / Posted by:

Danity Kane was one of those girl groups of the early-aughts that was formed on TV during the boom of reality television. Diddy‘s MTV series, Making The Band, saw Danity Kane get chosen to become the next big thing and then at the end of the third season of their reality show, he fired two of the five Kanes. DK eventually broke up. But Danity Kane is back as a threesome with group members Dawn Richard, Aubrey O’Day, and Shannon Bex,and they’re touring.  They’re also telling Cosmopolitan all about the dark behind the scenes secrets of the show and Diddy, and it’s as sexist as you can imagine.

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Donald Trump Jr. And Vanessa Trump Spent Easter Together

April 2, 2018 / Posted by:

Easter is that holiday where everyone hides gin or their choice of sin sauce in eggs around the house and backyard to go find and take a quick shot just so you can stomach a brunch buffet with whatever relatives you’re having to deal with this year. At least, that’s how we celebrate it in in my house. Presumably, that’s how the Trump’s celebrate it, too, (along with every other day of the year) because – pending divorce be damned – Donald Trump Jr. and Vanessa Trump spent it together down at Mar-a-Lago. Continue reading

Aubrey O’Day and Donald Trump Jr. May Have Wanted To Have A Baby Toget

March 28, 2018 / Posted by:

It sounds like things between Aubrey O’Day and Donald Trump Jr. were a little more serious than foot photos and song inspiration. If we can believe a new report, Little Donnie was looking to put a bun in the Aubrey oven.

UsWeekly says Don Jr. was torn up something RULL bad when he and Aubrey split after his now-estranged-wife Vanessa Trump found out about them. A source says Don Jr. really wished he could quit Aubrey and wanted to spawn with her:

“Don told Aubrey he wanted to have a baby with her. They were trying for one.”

We’ve (ok, maybe just I) had Eric Trump pegged to be the softy of the Crabbe and Goyle duo, but maybe it’s been Don Jr. all along:

“He’d call Aubrey and leave long voicemails telling her he still loved her over and over. He’d cry and say he was nervous his wife would take the kids away.”

Ha! The same boob who is a grown-ass man with a dad in the White House who finds time in the day to post memes to Instagram? I think the real story is we should demand a paternity test to make sure this crybaby is actually Donald Trump’s son! I’m pretty sure the only time Daddy Trump (which I’m sure is a name he likes [insert porn actress name here] to call him) ever cries is when Jeff Sessions refuses to ride a stick pony around the perimeter of the room at cabinet meetings!


Aubrey O’Day Is Too Classy (?) To Share Deets Of Her Donald Trump Jr. Tryst

March 26, 2018 / Posted by:

All of us spring chickens had reason to watch March Madness last night (sorry, the only bracket I fill out is for RuPaul’s Drag Race) because it bled into Stormy Daniels talking about spanking Donald Trump on 60 Minutes. But while Stormy talked (sort of), someone who most certainly will not be coming forward to talk about her time under a Trump is Aubrey O’Day. Continue reading

And The Pulitzer Prize for Investigative Reporting Goes To….

March 21, 2018 / Posted by:

You know the answer to that without me telling you. The answer should always be: the highly-esteemed literary journal of this generation The Daily Mail.

After we were all hit in the face with a slimy ball of random in the form of the rumor that Donald Trump Jr. fucked Aubrey O’Day while his wife was pregnant with their third child, the Columbia-educated investigative journalists at The Daily Mail went to work to look for proof of their affair. They may have found some. If you’re Quentin Tarantino, this story and pictures will test your slobbery love of feet. If you’re not Quentin Tarantino, this story and pictures will test your ability to hold down barf. Because this post contains at least one picture of Jabba the Trump Jr.’s hoof.

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