Category: Attention Whores
Open Post: Hosted By Julia Fox Pretty Much Going Topless At A Cannes Film Festival Party
Julia Fox is a verifiable boob magician (a “titgician,” if you will) at this point, wearing confusing look after confusing look where they’re one sneeze away from freedom, all in a bid to miraculously extend the 15 minutes she was granted after strangely pronouncing the name of a movie she was in (“UNCUH JAMS”) and valiantly rescuing Kim Kardashian from Kanye West by “dating” him. She recently sawed them in half with whatever fug dress she wore with bootleg kabuki makeup at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, and on Sunday, she set the titty free by wearing a completely see-through glass-look top at the Cannes Film Festival Art of Elysium 25th anniversary party.
Lisa Rinna And Andy Cohen Disagree About The Circumstances Surrounding Her Exit From “The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills”
Lisa Rinna hasn’t received a shred of attention since the announcement of her departure from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills back in January, and if you know anything about Lisa Rinna, that’s a damn problem for her. At that time, the story was that her contract was up, and it was just a boring, drama-free mutual decision between her and Bravo that she wouldn’t return. But, “Bravo Daddy” Andy Cohen rivals Lisa in the attention-seeking department, AND he’s currently promoting a new book. In it, he wrote that Rinna texted him to quit the show right after she caught a ton of (well-deserved) shit at the last season’s reunion, only to text him back later in an attempt at take-backsies. However, he responded that she should go on “pause” and come back after a cooling-off period. And, because one of Lisa’s most used sound bytes is “you better believe I’m gonna talk about it,” of course she did just that by having her rep immediately respond that the texts never happened and she’s sticking to her original exit story.
Prince Harry’s Catching Backlash For Planning To Do An “Intimate Conversation” With Trauma Expert Gabor Maté
The next stop on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s Worldwide Privacy Tour will be Haz sitting down for an “intimate” talk with distinguished Canadian trauma and ayahuasca expert Dr. Gabor Maté. But, while one would’ve originally thought the biggest issue here would be that instead of Harry paying for therapy like we mere peasants must, he and Dr. Gabor are actually charging $33 for anyone who wants to tune in to the live stream of the event. And the event is now receiving blowback because of Dr. Gabor’s alleged antisemitism, and Harry has been condemned for associating with him. Uh, I’m assuming these people must’ve missed Harry’s Nazi costume moment if their expectations of him were this high.
Hilaria Baldwin Gets Dragged For Her Fake Spanish Accent While Talking To Reporters
Now that Alec Baldwin has officially been charged with involuntary manslaughter for his involvement in the Rust shooting, the Baldwin family is on high alert. Expect less desperate pleas for followers and more Instagram screeds decrying a corrupt justice system or Spanglish posts requesting empathy (it should actually be sympathy but let’s not split pelos). Speaking of foreign languages, with no babies on the horizon or legal charges to pull the attention towards her, Hilaria Baldwin thought it was a good time to whip out her authentic Spanish accento in front of the paps. That will surely ingratiate her and Alec to the public!
Today In Messy Baldwins: Ireland Disses The “Idiots” In Her Family While Sharing Her Pregnancy Struggles And Hilaria Steps Out In An “Empathy” Sweatshirt After Alec’s Manslaughter Charges
Being a Baldwin must be tough this week. Whether you’re being charged with involuntary manslaughter, being called an idiot, or are probably squarely in the center position of the Venn diagram of those two plights; the week that started with Blue Monday has looked pretty dismal for the Baldwin Brood. As we know–both because she announced it and because madrastra Hilaria Baldwin usurped the news via a disingenuous Instagram congratulations video–Ireland Baldwin and her boyfriend, André Allen Anjos/RAC are with rude little piglet. Ireland just posted on Instagram to vent about how difficult her pregnancy has been and also dropped a nugget that left people guessing (but not really) when she casually mentioned that some members of her family are “idiots she wants nothing to do with.” And ever the shrinking violet, Hillary stepped out on the pap stroll to send a message amid her meal ticket/sperm-factory husband Alec Baldwin’s legal woes with her “Empathy” sweatshirt paired with bedazzled slippers.
Heidi Montag Pratt And Spencer Pratt Welcomed Their Second Child
If yesterday felt curiously foreboding, it might be because united boils on the ass of reality TV history, Heidi Montag Pratt and Spencer Pratt, took a time out from gnawing on hunks of raw meat on the pap stroll to add another baby boy to their brood. And uncharacteristically, for this couple of clout chasers, they didn’t share Baby Pratt’s name with the press at the time. I would’ve assumed they were waiting on the promise of another check to spill it, but Heidi and Spencer ended up revealing on social media that they’ve named the baby Ryker Pratt.