Category: Attention Whores

Kelly Osbourne Pissed Herself And Blamed It On Starbucks 

June 26, 2017 / Posted by:

File this under: Information Your Brain Really Needed Today.

Kelly Osbourne marched in NYC’s Pride Parade yesterday and sometime during the afternoon, she had a Detrol commercial moment and had to go, had to go, had to go right then. So Kelly went into a Starbucks to piss and she says the rude ass employees wouldn’t let her use their toilet, so she had no choice but to make like she was Ray J and her shoes were Kim Kartrashian’s ass. She busted a golden showers show and got piss in her shoes.

Sure, you might be thinking that Kelly could’ve just bought a fucking cookie to use the bathroom, but then she wouldn’t have pissed on herself and gotten attention for it by tweeting. And even if she did buy a fucking cookie, she still wouldn’t be able to use the bathroom since that Starbucks doesn’t have one!

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Caitlyn Jenner Will Reportedly Be One Of The Huge A-List Stars At The Inauguration

January 11, 2017 / Posted by:

Michael, for why did you post another picture of the papier mâché puppet who plays Michael Jackson in that TV movie the world doesn’t need?” – you

Earlier this week, Donald Trump said that his inauguration will have plenty “of movie and entertainment stars,” and he wasn’t telling lies. So far his inauguration’s got the runner-up of America’s Got Talent 5, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir and The Rockettes. (Although, there’s a slight chance every Rockette will boycott, so Trump might have to get the next best thing: Tiffany Trump rigged up to a bunch of dancing dummies.) And now UsWeekly is saying that fellow A-list reality superstar Caitlyn Jenner will be at his inauguration on January 20th. Caitlyn better make a stop over in NYC so she can get an outfit at Lucy and Ethel’s Dress Shop, because I hear that all of the “dress shops” in DC are fresh out of gowns.

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