Category: Arrests
Michelle Branch Was Arrested For Domestic Assault After Accusing Her Husband Patrick Carney Of Cheating On Her
Michelle Branch hasn’t really been in the spotlight since the early aughts, when you couldn’t flip to any radio station without hearing her scream-singing her smash, Everywhere. These days, you might be lucky to hear one of her handful of moody singles in the grocery store while perusing for the perfect endive. She’s kept a relatively low profile since then, probably happy to count her money and go out in public without being recognized–that is, up until the last 24 hours. TMZ reports that Michelle believes that her husband of three years, Patrick Carney (who drums for The Black Keys), has been cheating on her with his manager, Haley McDonald. So, she put him on blast on Twitter and then gave a statement confirming their split. But it didn’t end there. Michelle was later arrested for allegedly slapping Patrick early yesterday morning.
The FBI Arrested”Tiger King’s” Doc Antle On Money Laundering Charges In South Carolina
If you’re one of the millions who’ve ashamedly watched Netflix’s Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem, and Madness, then you’re familiar with Bhagavan “Doc” Antle, one of the shadier figures in the docuseries. It takes a lot to stand out as one of the shittier people in the Tiger King-verse, because the big cat/ratchet zoo community seems full of messy tricks. However, Doc has now been caught by the FBI instead of just being caught by our collective eyerolls.
Andy Dick Was Arrested For Sexual Battery While On A YouTuber’s Livestream
Andy Dick is back to his usual shenanigans. Which, for a stand-up comic, you’d think would be telling jokes in a bar somewhere. But no, we’re LONG past that with this one. Andy’s usual antics involve public intoxication, arrest, or assault. Or all three. He’s allegedly groped Uber drivers. He’s allegedly attacked Uber drivers. And he was arrested last year for allegedly attacking his boyfriend with a liquor bottle. And Andy’s latest arrest involves sexual assault allegations and him wondering where his coke is. The whole thing was also captured on a livestream.
The Man Who Attacked Dave Chappelle Has Avoided Felony Charges But Was Hit With Several Misdemeanors
Earlier this week, Chris Rock got a major case of Groundhog Day when he saw his friend and fellow comedian Dave Chappelle take a surprise hit by an audience member at the Netflix Is A Joke Festival at the Hollywood Bowl. Dave Chappelle was on stage performing when a 23-year-old man named Isaiah Lee rushed the stage and tried to take down Dave. But why crush bones when you could crush Dave’s spirit by being the person to shout, “I’m Rick James, bitch!” at him for the 8 millionth time. Isaiah was quickly beaten up by Dave’s security team (and it was originally reported that Jamie Foxx and Busta Rhymes got a few hits in, but Dave’s rep denies that). Isaiah was arrested. And he won’t be facing felony charges for the incident, but less-heavy misdemeanor charges.
A Florida Bride And Her Caterer Were Charged With Lacing Their Wedding Food With Marijuana
Today in FLORIDA, CNN reports that 42-year-old bride Danya Shea Svoboda and her caterer, 31-year-old Joycelyn Montrinice Bryant, have been arrested and charged after allegedly lacing their wedding food with cannabis. Oh, c’mon, what’s the big– wait, without the consent of the wedding guests? And a bunch of them got sick and thought they were going to die? OK, yeah, that’s pretty bad. You win again, McGruff the Crime Dog! Continue reading
Rihanna And A$AP Rocky Were Reportedly “Blindsided” By His Arrest
Since the only high Rihanna’s on these days is floating around on a cloud of natal bliss, A$AP Rocky is probably smoking for two right now after getting arrested at LAX in connection to an alleged shooting incident that took place in November of last year. Yesterday, Rocky and Rih’s private jet was met by LAPD as they returned from what looked like a fun-filled vacation in Barbados, and Rocky spent a WFT-filled 3 hours in police custody, during which time LAPD conducted a search of his home, before being released after posting bail set at $550,000. According to TMZ, Rihanna and Rocky were “totally blindsided” by his arrest, and Rocky’s team is wondering why the LAPD didn’t just contact his attorney and have him voluntarily surrender, which is apparently, “very common procedure” for them. But what’s the fun in that? Doing it this way, the LAPD got to bust out their tactical gear and use their battering ram in front of TMZ’s cameras to bust through Rocky’s gates!