Category: Armie Hammer
Armie Hammer Is Not In Any Of The Character Posters For “Death On The Nile” And Is Only Briefly In The New Trailer
Death On The Nile is out on February 11th only in theatres and a new special look trailer has been released, as have character posters for all the major players–EXCEPT ONE! You guessed it, alleged predator and abuser, Armie Hammer, is noticeably missing from the character posters, despite being part of the main cast and playing Gal Gadot‘s newly married husband. But apart from that screen-grab from the trailer above, he’s been erased from most of the movie’s marketing.
Armie Hammer Is Out Of Rehab
Last June, Armie Hammer did the damage control shuffle into a treatment facility in Florida to deal with drug, booze, and sex issues. This came after Armie was accused by several women of horrendous abuse, assault, and a lot of other brain-melting shit. Well, hide yo ribs, because Armie Hammer is out now.
Shia LaBeouf Lost The Lead In “Call Me By Your Name” To Armie Hammer Over “Bad Publicity”
Looks like the director of Call Me By Your Name accidentally created a self-fulfilling prophecy. But luckily for him, the shitstorm he tried to avoid ended up happening after his movie made a lot of money and accolades. James Ivory, who wrote the screenplay for CMBYN, has a new memoir out next week called Solid Ivory, and in it, he talked about how Shia LaBeouf almost got the lead in the movie but the director of the film, Luca Guadagnino instead gave it to Armie Hammer. Why? Because Shia had some “bad publicity.” Oh good, since Armie Hammer was so squeaky clean… until the horrible abuse accusations.
Armie Hammer, Who Is Still In Rehab, Has Been Replaced In The Play “The Minutes” By Noah Reid
The producers of the Broadway play The Minutes have finally found a replacement for the role left vacant by Armie Hammer’s unsurprising departure. Armie announced he was stepping away from the production back in April after his career took an abrupt turn up shit creek, and it has recently been announced that he will be replaced by Schitt’s Creek star Noah Reid. Hmmm…now that I think of it, irony might be Armie Hammer getting replaced by an actor named Leggie Screwdriver.
Armie Hammer Has Checked Into Rehab To Deal With Several Of His Issues
The last time we played Where’s Armie Hammer?, Armie Hammer was living that funemployment life in the Cayman Islands and dating a Canadian dental hygienist. Armie tried to disappear for a bit after several alleged DMs leaked back in January, which showed that Armie is a big fan of abuse, assault, and cannibalism. But Armie didn’t seem too bothered by the allegations. He continued to chill out and take ‘er easy in the Cayman Islands. But as it turns out, Armie could only drink, fuck, get sunburnt, and escape reality for so long. Vanity Fair has published the latest update to Where’s Armie Hammer? and they say he’s currently checked into a treatment center in Florida to deal with drug, alcohol, and sex issues.
Armie Hammer Is Dating A Dental Hygienist And Josh Duhamel Talked About Sending Him His Support
You would think Armie Hammer would want to distance himself from anything having to do with teeth given his penchant for BBQ ribs, yet People reports that Armie is currently dating a dental hygienist on the Cayman Islands. Armie was spotted in the wild for the first time since his self-imposed exile to the Caymans following confirmation that he was being investigated for sexual assault. Alarmingly, much to the delight of his army of supporters on Twitter who expressed relief at seeing him alive, and gratitude towards his Shotgun Wedding replacement Josh Duhamel who shared an email of encouragement he sent to Armie after he was cast. Between Armie’s sinister ass and the BennifeRod of it all, this stupid movie is going to be a solid gold box office hit, isn’t it?