Category: Armie Hammer
Armie Hammer Is Really Selling Timeshares In The Cayman Islands And Is Doing It To Support His Family
So I guess that Armie Hammer‘s super wealthy family has some pretty messed up value system because while they reportedly have a history of Murder, Thievery, Lies, and Sex Parties, it seems that the thing that gets you cut off from the family money is being called out publicly. Armie lost it all after Hollywood blackballed him when women came forward with abuse allegations and tales of his cannibal fantasies. That led to Armie being investigated by the LAPD for rape allegations, but he was ultimately never charged. Now Armie is officially working in the Cayman Islands as a timeshare salesman and it’s reportedly because he’s broke, which we’ve heard before. But wow, he spent all that Death on the Nile money already?!
Armie Hammer Really Is Working At A Timeshare In The Caymans
Well, it’s confirmed. If you want a great deal on a part-time vacation home, just pop on over to the Cayman Islands, schedule a meeting with Mr. Armand Douglas Hammer (a.k.a Armie Hammer), and you can get yourself a sweet beachside property! A few days ago, a flier went around claiming that Armie was working as a hotel concierge in the Caymans, but his rep said that flier was fake. But when Armie was spotted helping out at a timeshare office, his rep had nothing to say about that. TMZ now says that Armie is currently taking on his greatest new role: timeshare salesman.
Armie Hammer Has Reportedly Been Giving Tours And Helping Out At A Timeshare Resort
Armie Hammer–who fell from grace after several abuse allegations–may have found new work. TMZ says Armie has been spotted at a Cayman Islands and there was a flyer going around claiming that he was working as a concierge, but that was shot down as bunk by Armie’s rep. But Armie may be helping out at a timeshare resort. And there are no cameras, this isn’t him filming the first half of some Jennifer Lopez romantic comedy he can get fired from again.
Discovery+ Is Making A True Crime Special On Armie Hammer And His Family
Armie Hammer’s back! Well, not technically. Hollywood continues to pretend they don’t recognize the number on the caller ID when his name pops up. But Hollywood is willing to invoke Armie’s spirit in the name of some juicy true crime content. Even though no one appears to be that desperate to hear from Armie Hammer himself just yet, the good people at Discovery+ believed we all really want to rehash all the sordid details that lead to his career’s abrupt downward spiral. Which would be why they’re working on a series all about Armie Hammer and his messed-up family.
Tom Hardy Spit At Armie Hammer’s Face During His Audition For “Mad Max”
It seems that the key to Tom Hardy winning the lead in Mad Max: Fury Road was him spitting in Armie Hammer‘s face during an audition. Cut to: all the people saying: “I wish Tom Hardy would spit in my face.” Venom porn fiction just got itself some new canon.
Armie Hammer And His Estranged Wife Elizabeth Chambers Are “Slowly Figuring Thing Out As A Couple”
Armie Hammer has been out of rehab in Florida where he was dealing with issues with drugs, alcohol, and sex since December of last year, and has spent the subsequent months in the Cayman Islands with his family which includes his estranged wife Elizabeth Chambers and their two kids, Harper Grace, 7, and son Ford Douglas Armand, 4. While he still has a 2017 rape allegation hanging over his head (TMZ reports the LAPD’s investigation is over and the matter has been turned over the DA, but it’s unlikely any charges will be filed), a source hints to People that Elizabeth is considering a reconciliation and “they’re slowly figuring things out as a couple.” That’s a tall order considering all that Armie’s been accused of. And there is very little literature on the subject. It’s not like there’s a self-help book out there called So You Married A Hammer, and if there is, it’s probably misfiled in the Horror section.