Category: Ariana Grande

Ariana Grande Would Like To Explain About Re-Posting A White Woman Weave Joke 

January 20, 2019 / Posted by:

Ariana Grande’s latest song “7 Rings” is about how rich she is, how she can afford to buy anything, and how that ponytail is bought and paid for with her vast stores of cash. So – a song guaranteed to endear her to millions. In addition to red-bottomed shoes and long strands of presumably human hair, Ariana also purchased some more attention with a particular line from the song (“You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it”). Rapper Princess Nokia accused Ariana of copying her 2017 song Mine and tweeted (and later deleted) about Ariana pulling some cultural appropriation shit, “Ain’t that the little song I made about brown women and their hair? Sounds about white.” Since then, other artists have also gotten in the Ariana Grande Ripped Me Off line.

In response, she posted a flippant comment that included the buzzwords “white women,” “weaves,” and “racism.” You can bet your bottom, top and middle dollar that Ariana later deleted the comment and issued an apology for it. The attention-grabbing celebrity social media faux pas with requisite apology – lather, rinse, repeat.

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Pete Davidson Is Clearing Up Those Big Dick Size Rumors

January 14, 2019 / Posted by:

People is reporting that Pete “10-Inches” Davidson is actually more like Pete “A Solid Six And A Half But He Knows How To Use It” Davidson. At a recent stand up gig at the Tarrytown Music Hall in New York, Pete talked about ex-fiancé Ariana Grande‘s now-infamous reference to Pete’s dick size. She’d previously had us out here thinking Pete was hung like a porn star and Pete basically co-signed the narrative because who doesn’t want a 10-inch penis? Well it’s looking like Pete has some buyer’s remorse because now he’s spilling the tea on his own self.

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Ariana Grande Says She’s Not Dating Anyone, Was Spotted With An Ex

January 2, 2019 / Posted by:

Sometimes we just need a little dial-up peen, and usually it’s no easier than firing off a quick “hey, u up?” to an ex-boo thang you know is just as single as we are. Considering the emotional roller coaster of a 2018 that Ariana Grande had, who can blame a huss for wanting to ride on into 2019 with some familiar trouser snake? Ariana herself says she will likely not be dating anyone again EVER…and then later that day was seen walking around with ex-boyfriend, Ricky Alvarez. That had some people saying, “Liar, liar, pants on fire!” Psh, calm down. This is 2019! We can bone and not date all we damn well please!

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The Sun Says That Ariana Grande Was Offered Damehood, But Turned It Down

December 31, 2018 / Posted by:

Last year, a terrorist attacked an Ariana Grande in Manchester, England, and twenty-two innocent people were killed, as well as the suicide bomber. Two weeks after the attack, Ariana put together a benefit concert for the victims’ families. Enter The British Honours Committee.  They’ve apparently been so impressed with her efforts of throwing the concert and visiting injured victims after the attack that they wanted to offer her Dame status to which she kindly replied with “thank u, next.

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Michael Rapaport Slammed Ariana Grande For Being Ariana Grande

December 20, 2018 / Posted by:

If you look up the word “regret” in the dictionary you will find a picture of Ariana Grande with her 10 mile long ponytail and the Steve Urkel “Did I Do That?” face because her brief disruption of an ongoing Twitter war last weekend has led to a mudslide of drama. However, the person whose picture you won’t find under “regret” is that of formerly cookout-worthy white dude Michael Rapaport. He’s none too pleased with Ariana and had some very harsh words to say about her. And he has absolutely no regrets about what he said.

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