Casual dating my ass! There have been rumors that Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson, both newly single, have each other walking side to side. While it has been kinda confirmed that they’re casually dating, an Ariana fans thinks they have matching tattoos. Either they are way more than casual, or Ariana is pulling a page from the 2004 Britney Spears marriage playbook!
Earlier this month, Ariana Grande and rapper Mac Miller deleted their year and a half relationship from the celebrity couples server. Unfortunately for Mac, he’d barely begun to click the trashcan icon on all of their couple selfies before Bossip reported that Ariana’s already seeing someone else – Saturday Night Live’s Pete Davidson. Wait, wasn’t Pete Davidson dating Larry David’s daughter Cazzie? Not no more they ain’t. This sort of reminds me of that story about Madge’s ex-husband Guy Ritchie and how he immediately dumped his then-girlfriend when she expressed interest in him. His excuse? “Look, you know I really love you, but she’s Madonna.” Cazzie might be familiar with that sort of excuse now.
Those hardcore Ariana Grande fans who were dying to see their queen in a giant floofy gown with a train nearly as long as her ponytail are just going to have to settle for pics of her at the Met Gala on Monday. Because Ariana Grande isn’t getting married anytime soon.
TMZ says that 24-year-old Ariana and her 26-year-old rapper boyfriend Mac Miller (not the love child of Mac Tonight and the Miller High Life lady, I checked) have called it quits. Ariana got with Mac a little over a year and a half ago. Neither Ariana nor Mac have confirmed the news themselves on social media, although People can confirm it’s not just a rumor.
Sources tell TMZ that despite breaking up, Ariana and Mac remain “the closest of friends” and that they “love each other dearly.” Their busy schedules kept them apart. Or maybe Mac was sick of coming down for breakfast and finding that every donut in the box had a tiny human tonugue lick taken off of it. But whatever the reason, it must have been serious enough to end things. Because there’s no way Mac let Ariana go for something trivial. Forget the annoying perpetual baby voice and shedded hair tumbleweeds blowing through every room; none of that means anything when you can do a perfect Jennifer Coolidge impersonation. That’s reason enough to keep anyone around in my book.
Pic: BBC One via Wenn.com
The Met Gala isn’t a human and isn’t even alive, and yet, that bitch is still getting more action than me.
The theme for the Met’s costume exhibit is Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and Catholic Imagination, but the dress code for the Gala was “Sunday best.” Now, my Sunday best is a faded black Dollywood t-shirt and some Fruit of the Loom sweat shorts covered with chicharron crumbs, wine splatters and lube drops from snacking, boozing and watching porn on my couch. But I guess “Sunday best” to famous rich hos is a crown that weighs more than their head and all of the fabric found in the “Perfect For Granny’s Living Room Curtains” section at Hobby Lobby.
Kids CAN do astonishing things! The AV Club has introduced the world to this brave and probably seriously injured teenager who tortured himself to help Ariana Grande with her public speaking. He made a video in which he ate a hot pepper every time Ariana said “um” in an award acceptance speech. This is amusing at first, but then it veers into torture and (spoiler alert) ends with gagging. So, is it possible to completely burn out your taste buds so they’ll never come back? Does this child have the ability to taste anymore?
It was no joke. The kid wrote in the video caption:
“Words can’t not [sic] describe the amount of pain I experienced after turning the camera off.”
Hopefully Ariana sees this video and realizes the amount of pain the verbalization of her thought process is causing. Watch the poor boy, below.
After the terrorist attack at Ariana Grande’s show in Manchester on May 22, the European leg of her Dangerous Woman Tour went on hiatus. During that time, she visited survivors of the attack in the hospital and put on the One Love Manchester concert to benefit the victims and victim’s families. One Love Manchester has raised more than $13 million, and performances from the concert have been released as an album. But it’s back to business.