Ever since they broke up about a month ago, Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson have followed up their always-in-the-media relationship campaign with a mostly-in-the-media break up tour. They’ve been getting back to work, making jokes, covering tattoos, finding new love in animals, changing their numbers, releasing hugely popular songs about exes; it’s kind of been a production. The show ain’t over, folks. Ariana has moved into the next phase of her post-engagement renaissance: a dramatic haircut.
Whenever I’ve dealt with a breakup in the past, it’s usually involved sitting in pajamas for a few weeks eating pints of ice cream and sipping bourbon while a sad playlist plays on a loop. Y’know – the normal way to do it! If you’re Ariana Grande, I guess you write a song, get into some First Wiives Club cosplay and perform in front of Ellen DeGeneres’ audience. Ariana performed “thank u, next” and “breathin’” while on Ellen’s show, but she seemed to get a little weepy and even tripped during her latest song that’s a surprisingly positive song about her list of exes.
Pete Davidson Said Words About Ariana Grande On “Saturday Night Live” And She Released A Song About Her Exes
The breakup of tiny high pony Ariana Grande and human hoodie Pete Davidson might last slightly longer than their whirlwind, tattoo-emblazoned relationship. For this, they get a “huzzah!” because a breakup drama is always more interesting and less vomit-inducing than lovey luv times between two genitally-mesmerized 20-somethings. Ariana dropped a new breakup anthem about five seconds before the new episode of
The Pete Davidson Is Single Now Show Saturday Night Live aired, and Pete addressed their split during the show’s “Weekend Update” segment. Uh, remember to vote? *sad-face*
Welp, I guess it’s finally that time. By “that time” I mean when recent exes Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson turn on each other. And by “finally” I mean not long after we found out she was getting her tattoos which were inspired by Pete hidden and forgotten from her body. I guess it’s a quick hop from removing tattoos to throwing shade on social networks.
It was only a matter of time. Ever since Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson broke up at the beginning of October we’ve all been knowing that the two of them would eventually try to cover up all of those poor-decision tattoos they got inspired by each other. And I mean, there were a couple. Several, even. Well, Ariana has already covered up the “Pete” tattoo she got on her finger with a Band-Aid (that may have been covering up that Pete tattoo or a cover-up tattoo, all these cover-ups!!) and she’s removed another inked memory of Pete from her hand. Continue reading
When Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande recently split up I felt terrible..for not caring. The only reason I liked them together was because they looked like the Millennial version of Herman and Lily Munster. In any case, I doubt the two of them will be resurrecting their love anytime soon because now, since Pete has changed his phone number, Ariana can look forward to a bunch of “new phone who dis?” messages when she starts drunk texting him in a few days.