Category: Are We Sure It’s Not Florida?
Open Post: Hosted By A Kentucky Woman Calling 911 About Her Neighbor’s “Cousin Eddie” Yard Mannequin
Some Kentuckians have taken issue with innocuous things like books, style, and Hilary Duff. Apparently, fun and holiday whimsy are on the chopping block as well; because when one Kentucky house was dedicated to the Griswold Family Christmas in a unique way, a neighbor was so disturbed by a man in a robe “exposing himself” that she called 9-1-1 to report the perp. But as it turns out, it was just a mannequin displayed as National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation’s Cousin Eddie enjoying a yard beer while emptying his shitter.
Open Post: Hosted By The Guy Who Tried To Pay His Bail With Counterfeit Bills
No, it wasn’t Kodak Black. Today in “You Really Tried That, Huh?” a man from Maine tried paying his bail with counterfeit cash. Michael Deschesne was initially arrested in the wee hours of Sunday morning. Police were out on a call about a theft from a motor vehicle and found Michael walking home after “an argument with a female friend.” Even though Michael had nothing to do with the car crime, there was an outstanding warrant on him for an unrelated theft, so off to jail he went! His bail stood at $200. Michael told the commissioner that he had the money, but when he went to pay, he presented the bail commissioner with two phony $100 bills. No word on if they were “Ush-Bucks”.
Despite Coronavirus, The Annual “Go Topless Jeep Weekend” In Texas Went On And Many People Got Arrested
“Go Topless Jeep Weekend” may sound like something that happens in Florida but this Gathering of the Juggalos for the Girls Gone Wild crowd happens in Texas. It’s an annual beach party where people get naked, get lit, and drive around in big-wheels. And even though we’re in the middle of a pandemic, this year’s Jeep Weekend went on. Coronavirus can’t stop Texas from freeing them titties! And many were arrested but not for social distancing reasons. They were arrested for decorum distancing reasons by acting a mess!
What Better Way To Spend Your Wedding Night Than Drunkenly Brawling With The Cops?
In It’s-Not-Just-Florida-News: a newlywed couple in Arizona have been arrested and charged for assaulting police officers during a brawl between cops and their wedding guests. In Florida they call that a “June Weddin’ In July”. Just kidding, but they probably do have a name for it. Friday Night?
A School Bus Driver Was Caught On Video Acting A Mess While Allegedly Drunk
Sure, driving around some screaming kids all day may make you want to reach for the bottle, but wait until after your damn shift! That’s not what 48-year-old Catherine Maccarone allegedly did when she reported to her school bus driving job. Catherine turned that bus into a bar and the students became the bartender who had to listen to her go on about her shitty husband while running red lights and putting their lives in danger.
A Man Pulled A Gun On His Roommates After They Ate His Food
A Los Angeles man was arrested for pulling a gun on his roommates after they ate his food. And look, I have some sympathy for the guy as there is nothing more disappointing than thinking your favorite Hot Pocket is safely waiting for you in your freezer only to find out some greedy bitch has taken it without asking. That said, pulling out a loaded shot gun feels a teeny tiny overreaction. But this is AMERICA.