Category: Apologies

Mira Sorvino Has Apologized To Dylan Farrow For Working With Woody Allen

January 11, 2018 / Posted by:

This week we’ve seen two actresses come out and say they’re not thrilled they worked with Woody Allen and that nobody should count on seeing them in one of his movies again. Greta Gerwig said she wouldn’t have worked with Woody knowing now what she knows about Dylan Farrow’s side of the story. Mira Sorvino has taken her announcement one step further; she has personally apologized to Dylan for choosing to work with Woody on 1995’s Mighty Aphrodite.

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The Miss America CEO Resigned After Email Scandal

December 26, 2017 / Posted by:

Apologize and move on. That’s probably how now former CEO of the Miss America Organization Sam Haskell moved through the world his entire life. Forget a birthday: Sorry, baby, have some flowers I found in the dustbin at work. Knock an old lady down at the grocery store: Sorry lady, but you shouldn’t have been standing there! Get caught exchanging vile emails to your colleagues at your, according to Time, $500,000 a year job as CEO of Miss America: Sorry, you weren’t supposed to see that!

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Mario Batali Cheapens Delicious Cinnamon Rolls With Lame Apology

December 18, 2017 / Posted by:

After decades of unchecked sexual harassment came to light last week, Mario Batali has been shit-canned from his job at The Chew, The Food Network has pumped the brakes on a planned Malto Mario reboot, and according to The Washington Post, Mario has stepped down from day to day operations at 26 restaurants he co-owns. You would think Mario would take all that as a clear indication that nobody wants to see or hear from his ass, but apparently he still thought it would be a good idea to continue to pen the email newsletter for his empire. I bet he still thinks people want him to play Santa at the company holiday party too.

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Kevin Hart Is Very Sorry For Cheating On His Wife

December 14, 2017 / Posted by:

Back in July, Kevin Hart was caught by paps in the backseat of a vehicle with a woman who was not his then-pregnant wife Eniko Parrish. Kevin laughed it off. A month later, he admitted he had made “a mistake” and that he needed to “do better” for his wife and children. Then he smoothly shifted any and all attention away from his possible cheating by implying he was being extorted for hush money. The woman who was with Kevin, Montia Sabbag, strongly denied she had anything to do with an extortion plot. But she did admit she was with him (in that way) in Las Vegas.

Kevin appeared on Power 105.1’s The Breakfast Club show this morning, and said he’s ready to take some responsibility for his Las Vegas “mistake.

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George Bush Sr. Apologizes After A Woman Accused Him Of Sexual Assault

October 25, 2017 / Posted by:

Former POTUS George H. W. Bush is 93-years-old, and as such, his hands aren’t used for much more than eating, flipping channels on his television, and the odd Super Bowl coin toss. He doesn’t even wheel his own wheelchair; that’s Barbara Bush’s job now. However, according to recent allegations made by actress Heather Lind, his hands have also been used to touch her butt.

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