Category: Apologies

A Telenovela Star Might Be In Trouble With The Law For Slapping A Reporter

October 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Eduardo Yanez, a Mexican telenovela star, is being investigated on assault and battery charges after he slapped a reporter upside the head during a red carpet interview in L.A. No, Univision reporter Paco Fuentes didn’t ask Eduardo to stick his hands in the Mani-Cam, he asked him about his son Eduardo Yanez Jr.

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Donna Karan Offers The “They Were Asking For It” Defense Of Harvey Weinstein, And Then Lamely Apologizes

October 10, 2017 / Posted by:

I hope Donna Karan likes the taste of an overpriced chunky wedge because that’s what’s she’ll be eating for the foreseeable future. Donna kicked up her foot and got to chomping when she defended alleged serial sexual predator Harvey Weinstein and revealed that she’s got some deeply troublesome and downright idiotic opinions.

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Paris Hilton Is Sorry For The Dumb Shit She Said About Trump’s Accusers

August 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Oh, what do we have here? A plastic container filled with expired leftovers from the mid-2000s that really should have been slipped into the trash years ago but for some reason continues to linger in the back of the fridge? Well yes, but it’s also a leftover that is just so sorry some recent gross ass-kissing comments went viral and made her sound like a terrible person. Heavens, we wouldn’t want anyone to think that about Paris Hilton, would we?

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Johnny Depp Is Sorry For Making An Assassination Joke

June 23, 2017 / Posted by:

Johnny Depp must have received a very frantic call from his manager (or the marketing team at Disney who would like very much to get another decent box office weekend out of Pirates of the Caribbean 5) urging him to use his damp swamp bog mouth to say he’s sorry. Or maybe he didn’t like the thought of an unmarked van full of Secret Service trailing behind him on his next scarf run. Whatever the reason, Johnny has issued an apology for joking about assassinating Trump at the Glastonbury Festival yesterday.

“I apologize for the bad joke I attempted last night in poor taste about President Trump. It did not come out as intended, and I intended no malice. I was only trying to amuse, not to harm anyone.”

The last time Johnny issued a public apology for something, he later made fun of his apology. If he does that this time, I doubt he’ll be so obvious about it. Like, maybe he’ll bring up those recently rediscovered pictures of Trump playing tennis in some extremely unflattering white shorts. “You know, the next time I want to make a joke at Trump’s expense, I should take notes from those shorts. Because they are extremely amusing.

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Chris Pratt Is Apologizing In Sign Language Now

May 4, 2017 / Posted by:

Whenever Chris Pratt has a movie to promote, there’s a 98% chance Chris will open his mouth and say something dumb several times, and his press tour will turn into an apology tour. Chris is promoting Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, and he’s already said some things that have required him to slip into PR-sanctioned apology mode. His latest apology was delivered in ASL because he pissed off the hearing impaired.

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