Category: Anthony Scaramucci

The Mooch Says Tom Brady May Have Skipped The White House Because Of Ivanka Trump

September 20, 2017 / Posted by:

Anthony Scaramucci was on TMZ Live the other day, because even assholes need paychecks in the face of nuclear war and the world going to shit, anything  goes. The Trump White House unemployment line is forming outside the gates of Hollywood, and I can’t wait to see Steve Bannon pop up as a cashier at DASH.

The Mooch knows he’s only good to Harvey Levin for White House gossip and since we all know his thoughts on Reince Preibus, he had to talk about Trump’s favorite gal pal. No, not Ann Coulter. I’m talking about Tom Brady. Continue reading

Anthony Scaramucci’s Wife Was 9 Months Pregnant When She Filed For Divorce

July 30, 2017 / Posted by:

The wife of insufferable off-brand Sopranos character Anthony Scararmucci (aka THE LEGIT COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR OF THE DAMN WHITE HOUSE. Yes, I used Kanye caps because it’s that awful) filed for divorce from him when she was nine months pregnant. If she didn’t, the baby would have shot out of her holding a smartphone with Laura Wasser’s info programmed. Continue reading

Mario Cantone Must Hope Anthony Scaramucci Lasts Through Sweeps Week

July 28, 2017 / Posted by:

As you may know by now, Sean Spicer is the Gerber baby in comparison to new White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci. While The Mooch even had my B-hole quivering at his Jersey Boy charm on Day 1 at the podium, he’s since made us all, including his wife, take a hard look in the mirror. Because we’re suddenly left defending people we never thought we would have to!

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