Category: Anthony Scaramucci

Anthony Scaramucci’s Wife Was 9 Months Pregnant When She Filed For Divorce

July 30, 2017 / Posted by:

The wife of insufferable off-brand Sopranos character Anthony Scararmucci (aka THE LEGIT COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR OF THE DAMN WHITE HOUSE. Yes, I used Kanye caps because it’s that awful) filed for divorce from him when she was nine months pregnant. If she didn’t, the baby would have shot out of her holding a smartphone with Laura Wasser’s info programmed. Continue reading

Mario Cantone Must Hope Anthony Scaramucci Lasts Through Sweeps Week

July 28, 2017 / Posted by:

As you may know by now, Sean Spicer is the Gerber baby in comparison to new White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci. While The Mooch even had my B-hole quivering at his Jersey Boy charm on Day 1 at the podium, he’s since made us all, including his wife, take a hard look in the mirror. Because we’re suddenly left defending people we never thought we would have to!

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