Category: Anthony Scaramucci
The Mooch Has Left “Celebrity Big Brother”
Because Dancing With The Stars is on a long hiatus, people are having to get their fix for F-List celebrities with a side of “Is Julie Chen Moonves.” in the form of Celebrity Big Brother. Honestly, I was honestly only watching to see if Dina Lohan asks to borrow money on camera and maybe to see if Anthony Scaramucci gives her a run for her money in the mess department. Alas, the Mooch has left the building, and we don’t know why yet.
Anthony Scaramucci’s NYC Restaurant Is Hosting A “Sugar Daddy” Event
Don’t worry, guys. Anthony Scaramucci is doing just fine. He’s doing better than fine, in fact. The President’s shortest-lived (and probably shortest-limbed) mouthpiece got out while the getting was good. He’s back with his wife and has added celebrity restaurateur to his resume. So, if you’re looking for a place to host a “singles” event where, according to Page Six, “sugar daddies” can “hook up with pliant young women seeking ‘arrangements’”, The Mooch can help! Just come on over to Tony’s Hunt & Fish Club in Manhattan and find you a hot young piece at bargain prices! Bada bing!
The Mooch And His Wife Are Back Together
Things are looking up for Oscar the Grouch’s mean uncle Tony. According to the New York Daily News, flash in the grease pan ex-White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci is getting back together with his wife, Deidre Ball.
The Mooch Says Tom Brady May Have Skipped The White House Because Of Ivanka Trump
Anthony Scaramucci was on TMZ Live the other day, because even assholes need paychecks in the face of nuclear war and the world going to shit, anything goes. The Trump White House unemployment line is forming outside the gates of Hollywood, and I can’t wait to see Steve Bannon pop up as a cashier at DASH.
The Mooch knows he’s only good to Harvey Levin for White House gossip and since we all know his thoughts on Reince Preibus, he had to talk about Trump’s favorite gal pal. No, not Ann Coulter. I’m talking about Tom Brady. Continue reading
More Details Emerge About Anthony Scaramucci’s Demise
Anthony Scaramucci is the stuff from which legends are born. Like a greasy comet that oozed across the sky leaving a tail of Drakkar Noir and Frappuccino foam, he passed through our solar system and was gone before we knew what had happened.
Anthony Scaramucci’s Wife Was 9 Months Pregnant When She Filed For Divorce
The wife of insufferable off-brand Sopranos character Anthony Scararmucci (aka THE LEGIT COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR OF THE DAMN WHITE HOUSE. Yes, I used Kanye caps because it’s that awful) filed for divorce from him when she was nine months pregnant. If she didn’t, the baby would have shot out of her holding a smartphone with Laura Wasser’s info programmed. Continue reading