Anthony Michael Hall Charged With Felony Battery

Stare into the face of the abyss Anthony Michael Hall and try not to see your own worst fears staring back at you. A couple months ago AMH found himself in an altercation that turned physical. Since he’s the poster boy for Booze Bloated Gas Bags International, the former teen dream used his fists on a neighbor who had the gaul to say the words you must never, ever speak: Hey man, you left the gate open. Chilling. AMH couldn’t handle that kind of provocation so he started pushing people around and now he’s looking at a maaaaybe spending the better part of a decade behind bars, but probably not.

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