Category: Another One Bites The Dust
Kanye West And Chaney Jones Are Reportedly Done
The evidence? Please see Chaney Jones’ Instagram account, where it would appear that she no longer wants to look at Kanye West’s face in any of the photos she’s posted. Some internet snoops recently noticed that Chaney has wiped all traces of Kanye from her Instagram grid, and Page Six believes to be solid enough proof that Kanye and his Kim Kardashian look-a-like are over after about four months of dating. Also, TMZ claims that they’re over too.
Shakira And Gerard Pique Announce That They’re Over After He Was Reportedly Caught Cheating
Last week, a rumor popped up, claiming that Shakira and her man of 11 years, Gerard Pique, were on the verge of breaking up over his peen wandering up into the nethers of another. And while rumors about Pique’s alleged wandering peen ways may be as shrug-worthy as hearing that Shakira threw another tax bill into the trash, it’s been reported that she “caught” him cheating and that led to him moving out of their house and into his Barcelona bachelor pad. Shakira and Pique have since moved the rumor of their split into truth territory by confirming that they’re done.
Natasha Lyonne Confirms That She And Fred Armisen Are Done After 8 Years Together
There’s only so much room in all of our fried brains for celebrity couples, so you may have forgotten that Fred Armisen and Natasha Lyonne were a thing and that they first became a thing in the simpler times of 2014. But while talking to The Hollywood Reporter to promote the second season of her Netflix show Russian Doll, Natasha said that they’re no longer together and that they broke up because she wants to live in a house with a swimming pool and he doesn’t. And as many of us shrug like, “rich bitch shit,” Fred’s one-time wife of a second Elisabeth Moss is probably throwing a side-eye that screams, “Uh-huh, I’m sure that was the reason.”
Tish Cyrus Has Filed For Divorce From Billy Ray Cyrus After 28 Years Of Marriage
Miley Cyrus’ parents Billy Ray Cyrus and Tish Cyrus truly seemed like a match made in yee-haw heaven. If Billy Ray & Tish aren’t the perfect names to be airbrushed on a $19.99 white Walmart sweatshirt during Daytona Beach spring break, I don’t know what is. But sadly, their love story is closing in on its final chapter because Tish Cyrus just filed for divorce from Billy Ray Cyrus after 28 years of marriage.
Shailene Woodley And Aaron Rodgers Have Broken Up
Sadly, there will be no barefoot vegan wedding in Hawaii between Shailene Woodley and Aaron Rodgers, because they are done after a little less than two years together. Oh well, at least we’ll always have that awkward paid promotional video for Disney World.
Sean Penn’s Wife, Leila George, Has Filed For Divorce After A Year Of Marriage
Well, it looks like 29-year-old Leila George finally woke up from her waking coma, turned, and saw Sean Penn’s 61-year-old ass lying next to her, looked down at her wedding ring and thought, “Shit, I guess I married Sean Penn while in that coma, but now that I’m awake, I gotta change that.” Because after a year of being married to Sean Penn, Leila George has decided she no longer wants to be married to Sean Penn and filed papers to legally quit him So everyone can stop screaming, “RUN, LEILA, RUN!!!”, at her in the streets.