Category: Another One Bites The Dust

Nia Vardalos And Ian Gomez Are Getting Divorced After Almost 25 Years Of Marriage

July 5, 2018 / Posted by:

UsWeekly says that 55-year-old Nia Vardalos and 52-year-old Ian Gomez (aka Andy from Cougar Town) are divorcing after being married for a quarter of a century. According to documents, they went with the usual reason – irreconcilable differences. They were married in September 1993. Oh my god, an early-90s wedding; I can practically smell the Payless dyeable satin pumps.

Nia and Ian share an 11-year-old daughter named Ilaria, who they’ve asked for joint legal custody of.

Both Nia and Ian appeared together in seven films, including My Big Fat Greek Wedding 1 & 2, Connie and Carla, and I Hate Valentine’s Day. They also co-hosted the first two seasons of The Great American Baking Show. Neither Nia nor Ian have confirmed the news themselves, but thanks to a recent tweet Nia made, I’ve already started to imagine what her newly single life is life.

Random meats covered in cheese and salty gravy, surrounded by Antoni’s always-present redundant dips. That sounds exactly like what “Fuck it, I’m getting divorced” food should be.

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Halsey And G-Eazy Are Over After Less Than A Year

July 5, 2018 / Posted by:

It looks like Halsey has another dramatic scene to add to the movie she’s making about her life. I can see it now: the door slowly closes, Halsey wipes away a single tear as she turns to leave. Her inner monologue muses, “And just like that, I was no longer dating a guy whose name sounded like an attempt to market pre-peeled garlic to millennials.

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Katie Holmes Might Have Broken Up With Jamie Foxx

June 28, 2018 / Posted by:

After five long, mostly-secretive years allegedly together (we never did get a full-on confirmation), Radar says that Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx are over. Also over, what was the most interesting thing about Katie Holmes.

About a month ago, OK! Magazine said that Katie and Jamie were getting married. Radar is on the same page as OK! – they spoke to a source who claims Katie and Jamie were planning a big, fancy wedding in Paris and a $300,000 honeymoon. Radar’s source says that Katie was the one who broke up with Jamie. In a move that did sort of shock me a little, it has nothing to do with not wanting to be associated with a guy who allegedly slaps women in the face with his penis. The source said that 39-year-old Katie split from 50-year-old Jamie because she “just couldn’t get over her trust issues.” She’s called their wedding off, and she’s “devastated.

Those trust issues reportedly stemmed from their secret relationship. In the beginning, Katie and Jamie’s sneaking around could maybe have been explained by a rumored “no dating for five yearsclause Tom Cruise put in their divorce agreement. The alleged clause expired in 2017, which would mean FoxHol could be out and proud, but that never happened. The source says that’s because Jamie liked playing single too much, and Katie tried to get him to sign a prenup with a no-cheating clause, but he refused to sign it.

The source adds that Jamie committed to the whole hiding-his-real-girlfriend act when he was out in public. I wonder if he was bold enough to keep it up in private too. Like if Katie showed up at his house unannounced and found him with some random girl. “Katie, it’s fine – I’m just having sex with her to throw everyone off about who I’m really dating. It’s not a side-piece, it’s a decoy!

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Blac Chyna And Her Barely Legal Rapper Boyfriend Breakup

June 20, 2018 / Posted by:

Today marks the day you will no longer need to ask yourself: “What the fuck is Blac Chyna doing with that little boy?”

People is reporting that the endless love of our lifetime, 30-year-old Blac Chyna and 18-year-old rapper YBN Almighty Jay–real name: Jay Bradley – have broken up. Try to hold back your tears, everyone. Continue reading

Rihanna Might Have Broken Up With Her Billionaire Boyfriend Because She Got Tired Of Him

June 4, 2018 / Posted by:

Rihanna has been rumored to be grinding her ooh-na-nas on the gear shift of Saudi Toyota billionaire Hassan Jameel for about a year. But according to MediaTakeOut, Rihanna is no longer with Hassan. Poor Drake is no doubt kicking himself right now. If he weren’t so busy dodging an illegitimate son scandal, he could be working on the perfect way to swoop in and try to win back the love of his life. The bad news for Drake is that Rihanna might not be sad about her breakup.

Sources tell MTO that Rihanna has recently broken up with Hassan because she got bored. Some women might have revived their interest by dreaming of those sweet Toyota upgrades (mmmmm….on-the-house heated seats). But when Rihanna is bored, she’s bored, and doesn’t take long to leave. One source says:

“Of course Rihanna broke his heart. That’s what she does – break men’s hearts. Rihanna just got tired of him. She gets tired of men sometimes.”

That same source adds that it was a good relationship, and they were together for a while, but they’re over now.

Harper’s Bazaar points out that it’s not like Rihanna has a ton of time to dedicate to dating anyway. She’s in Ocean’s 8, which comes out on Friday, as well as running her lingerie line Savage x Fenty and her makeup company Fenty Beauty. I hope that as Rihanna patted her mouth to stifle a yawn on her way out of Hassan’s life, she left him with a little goodbye gift in the form of a dry cleaning gift certificate. Billionaire or not, getting all that liquid body shimmer out of fancy silk bed sheets can’t be easy, and it’s just a kind gesture.

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Emma Watson And Chord Overstreet Broke Up

May 29, 2018 / Posted by:

After only a couple months of secret-ish dating (save for the odd hand-holding pap walk), The Sun says that 28-year-old Emma Watson and 29-year-old Chord Overstreet are reportedly done and over.

A source says that Emma and Chord were together for six months, but she decided to break it off. They really “hit it off” in the beginning, even though they kept quiet about it, and that they spent a lot of time in Los Angeles together. Emma clearly didn’t pull out her wizard wand and wish seriousum relationship long-termicus, because she reportedly called it off. The source says that things just “didn’t work out” between them.

Emma’s rep refused to comment when asked about the alleged breakup. But the source believes that Emma confirmed the split in what is probably the most 2018 millennial way of announcing you’re officially over someone: by unfollowing him on Instagram.

I’d say this is just the most tragic, terrible, heartbreaking news, but that wouldn’t be totally true. Because I believe every breakup has its silver lining. For Emma, she got to see how long she could handle dating a dude named “Chord.” For Chord, he can now proudly say: “Hey, I’m not just that guy from Glee. I’m also that guy who dated Emma Watson.

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