Category: Another One Bites The Dust

People Announced That Ewan McGregor’s Marriage Is Over After Pics Of Him Kissing Mary Elizabeth Winstead Came Out 

October 23, 2017 / Posted by:

People announced yesterday that Ewan McGregor and his wife Eve Mavrakis are done after 22 years. Ewan and Eve, a production designer, met on the set of the British TV show Kavanagh QC way back in 1995. They have four daughters together, spanning the ages between 21 to 6. A family source tells People that Ewan and Eve have been separated since May. And he may have already moved on.

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Chris Pratt And Anna Faris Are Done

August 7, 2017 / Posted by:

Fans of goofy-yet-still conventionally attractive oversharing Hollywood couples weep today. Although this news is probably secretly pleasing to hardcore Parks and Recreation fans who couldn’t ever imagine Andy Dwyer with anyone but April Ludgate. After eight years of marriage (aka approximately three decades in Hollywood years), perfect-seeming funny couple Chris Pratt and Anna Faris have called it quits.

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ASkars And The Brit Fashion Chick Are Over

July 14, 2017 / Posted by:

It seems like the life has been sucked out of vampire Eric and Alexa Chung’s relationship. After more than two years together, Alexander Skarsgard and Alexa Chung are done. Thank God, because “Alex&Alexa sounds like an IKEA ottoman and its slipcover.

But he’s not spending his nights all sad at home. Page Six says that Nordic hottie Alexander Skarsgard took a vacation from my wet dreams (oh, back off, prudes!) and went out with (Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex) model (well, duh) Toni Garrn. They went on a blind date to the Dairy Queen in Montauk last weekend. Just kidding, Dairy Queen is too nice a place for a first date!

However, it doesn’t sound like Alex and Toni will go out with each other again. A source said, “They didn’t hit it off big-time. There may not be a second date in the cards.” Maybe it’s too soon for Tarzan?

But back to Alexa. Along with making me scratch my head as to why Alexa is viewed as such a *Hi-FAhShUN mUuUuZZzzzzzZZe* to sartorialists everywhere, she has been a bit of a Jane of the Jungle, swinging from A-Lister to A-Lister. She dated the lead singer of the Arctic Monkeys for a while, as well as a lengthy line-up of other rockers. Some even speculated Chris Martin was the jade egg in her vagine, and therefore why Gwyneth Paltrow and the Frodo of white people music consciously uncoupled. In short, I’m jealous.

Pic: Wenn.com

Vili Fualaau Has Split Up From Mary Kay Letourneau For The Sake Of His Future Weed Business 

May 30, 2017 / Posted by:

Back in 1997, an entire country screamed, “RUN, VILI, RUUUUUUUN,” after the news came out that Vili Fualaau’s married sixth-grade teacher (she was also his second-grade teacher) Mary Kay Letourneau was arrested for statutory raping him. Vili was just 12 years old at the time and Mary Kay was 34. Well, Vili finally heard our cries 20 years later. Maybe.

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