Category: Another One (That May Never Have Been Together) Bites The Dust

Kanye West And Irina Shayk Might Be Over Before They Really Started

July 14, 2021 / Posted by:

When we first learned that Kanye West’s first order of post-divorce business was to jump into a casual relationship with Irina Shayk, I was absolutely thrilled. Because there’s nothing I love more than seeing what genius fashion designer and control freak Kanye West does to one of his muses come Met Gala time. Would Irina show up in an ugly down-filled nylon tube gown that makes her look like a compacted small intestine? Only time would tell, but as time would tell it, I’m probably never going to get my wish because Kanye and Irina might be close to done.

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Katie Holmes And Jamie Foxx May Not Be Secret Lovahs Anymore

October 25, 2016 / Posted by:

It’s been a little over three years since it was first rumored that Katie Holmes was exfoliating the Scientology-caught crazy off of her face by motorboating Jamie Foxx’s succulent calzone man tits. Since then, they’ve been photographed holding hands, the tabloids said that they got married a million times, it was rumored that Jamie filled Katie’s womb with a Foxx fetus and Claudia Jordan scratched her thirst spot by saying they were really happy together as a couple. That Scientology fighter drone that flew over Claudia Jordan’s house and pointed a space saber at her must’ve let her know to keep her lips shut, because she later took it all back. Jamie Foxx also repeatedly denied that he and Katie were a thing. And now it looks like we may never hear the sound of Tom Cruise’s anal glands exploding out of anger after a wedding picture of Katie, Jamie and flower girl Suri Cruise comes out. Because Radar says that both Katie and Jamie are currently singing, “Secret looooooooooooovers, that’s what we’re NOT.

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