Category: Anna Wintour

Amal Clooney Pissed Off Tom Ford (And Vogue!) At The Met Gala

May 16, 2018 / Posted by:

The Vogue interns got a brief moment of mercy this year when they found out Anna Wintour wouldn’t be sending them through the wood chipper for seating her next to Pimp Mama Kris. Instead, it’s the 2018 Met Gala co-chair, Amal Clooney, who is making everyone at the Haus of Winter and Tom Ford angrily eat carbs because she didn’t wear a Tom Ford dress on the Met Gala red carpet like they thought she would.  Continue reading

The Olsen Twins Continued Their Holy Reign Of Scowling At The Met Gala

May 8, 2018 / Posted by:

You can always be sure of three things at the Met Gala: some bitches are going to completely disregard the theme, Anna Wintour (pics of her below) will wince her way down the red carpet as though she’s running a list of what interns she’s going to sacrifice for inviting one too many a-Kardashian to her big night, and the Olsen twins will scowl their way down…as though photographers are shouting at them the names of all their straight-to-VHS movies from the 90s. Nobody disappointed last night!

Even though last night’s theme was “Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination,Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen arrived looking like their invitation said the theme was “Coachella Hair and Solstice Party Muumuus.People says Mary-Kate rocked the all-black get-up, which I guess is a nod to a nun’s habit? Ashley’s multicolored fashion is a nod to the divorcee seeking forgiveness from the nun? Or maybe she just got her events confused and was hoping the Sorting Hat would take one look at her and let her join Harry, Hermione, and Ron in Gryffindor?

The pair of Rachel Zoe horcruxes rocked Stephen Webster jewelry, and Vogue notes the boho lewk is actually vintage Paco Rabanne. The twins typically stay out of the limelight, and the Met Gala is usually the one night out of the year they go out in public and try to teach Posh Spice how a veteran is really supposed to serve pained expression to the paparazzi. ‘Til next year’s theme, which is…aw, who cares. The Olsen invitation will still read “Coachella Hair and Solstice Party Muumuus.

Pics: Wenn.com

Anna Wintour Might Be Out At Vogue

April 3, 2018 / Posted by:

If this news is true, then much preparation should be made to acclimatize employees of the American offices of Vogue. No literally, they’re going to have to get used to a much warmer climate due to the fact that living wind chill Anna Wintour could soon be exiting the building.

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Donald Trump Will Never Get Another Invite To Anna Wintour’s Rich People Costume Party

October 26, 2017 / Posted by:

There is nothing more terrifying than the thought of having Anna Wintour give a nasty-ass stare-down to me and my chosen costume of pleated J. Crew chinos from 1998 and a ratty T-shirt. But it’s funny when she does it to someone else, so it was great to see her go full nuclear Wintour on Donald Trump. Continue reading

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