Conservative commentator and professional awful person, Ann Coulter, found her negative karma boomeranging back into her gaping maw yesterday, when Delta Airlines asked her to change seats on a New York-to-Florida flight, according to the Washington Post. Ann’s lucky. With her past misdeeds and the evil utterances that come out of her aforementioned gaping maw, they had cause to seat her in cargo! Or on a wing! Ann took to Twitter to vent her rancid spleen and gave us a multi-tweet saga complete with pictures of terrified passengers and flight attendants. Her fishwife screeches must have unsettled the entire plane. Ann should get shit on more, because this is entertaining.
If Chelsea Handler didn’t need a calming vodka and lavender tub soak after last week, she’s going to this week. If you watch Chelsea’s Netflix show, you know that she has a major political boner for Hillary Clinton. In order to be a little less biased, Chelsea booked Donald Trump supporter Ann Coulter to talk about her latest waste of paper and ink, In Trump We Trust. Well, Ann called in “sick” and you can guess how happy Chelsea was about that.
Comedy’s Central Roast of Rob Lowe, which filmed on Saturday and will air on Labor Day, starred a motley crew of random people. David Spade, Jeff Ross, Jewel (who worked with Rob on a TV show), Ralph Macchio, comedian Nikki Glaser, SNL’s Pete Davidson, Peyton Manning, Rob Riggle and Jimmy Carr all took turns roasting the asshole of the ex-member of the Brat Pack. Ann Coulter was also there and when it was announced that she was going to take part, I just knew that it would become The Shitting On Ann Coulter Scat Show. When you put Ann Coulter in a roast with a bunch of comedians, you should expect them to flame her until she turns to ash, and then piss and shit on her ashes, and then mold those ashes into an Ann Coulter statue so they can roast her some more. And they did!