Category: Angelina Jolie

Here Is The Newest Trailer For “Tomb Raider” Featuring A Kinder, Gentler Lara Croft

January 19, 2018 / Posted by:

I don’t play video games so I don’t really know what Lara Croft’s deal is supposed to be. I did see the first movie with Angelina Jolie and it was fun to watch a female lead be a swashbuckling adventurer who seemed to give few if any fucks. Now I’ve just watched the newest trailer for the new reboot simply called Tomb Raider starring Alicia Vikander and I’m spitting mad for no good reason. In #thesetryingtimes, you’d think I’d have something better to get worked up about. Yet, here we are.

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Gerard Butler Has Had Sex On A Volcano And Says Jennifer Aniston Kisses Better Than Angelina Jolie

January 18, 2018 / Posted by:

Gerard Butler made his Watch What Happens Live debut where he chopped it up with Andy Cohen and guest 50 Cent. During the “Plead The Fifth” segment, Gerard revealed that he’d rather kiss and tell on his lady co-stars than tattle on himself. After refusing to answer the question “name one movie you did strictly for the paycheck”, Andy moved on and asked him who was the better kisser; Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie. I guess insulting the makers of Playing For Keeps was scarier to him than facing the wrath of Angie Jo because Gerard named Jennifer as the the better smootcher!

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Angelina Jolie Is Not Interested In Dating Anytime Soon

January 12, 2018 / Posted by:

Her ex may be getting out there pitching woo under the guise of William “leathers” Bradley, but People reports that Angelina Jolie prefers the joy of her own company and isn’t ready to date yet. And despite what VP Mike Pence thinks, a man and a woman can share a meal without without swapping body fluids, so Angelina and Chris Hemsworth sitting together at the Golden Globes has no bearing on her relationship status. The fact is that while she may be single, mingling is the last thing on her mind.

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There’s Nothing Going On Between Chris Hemsworth And Angelina Jolie

January 11, 2018 / Posted by:

Apparently all eyes were on Angelina Jolie on Golden Globes night. If you weren’t sneaking a quick glance to detect if a pair of devil horns popped up through her hair when Jennifer Aniston walked out on stage, you might have been staring at her table buddy. Angelina Jolie was seated next to Chris Hemsworth. Angelina and Chris hadn’t appeared in a movie together, and Chris’ wife Elsa Pataky was nowhere to be seen. Chris was on Ellen yesterday and Ellen DeGeneres said that people made a “thing” out of him sitting next to Angelina. Chris says it’s not a thing.

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Open Post: Hosted By Dakota Johnson Trying To Covertly See Angelina Jolie’s Reaction To Jennifer Aniston Being Onstage

January 9, 2018 / Posted by:

The ones who are not named St. Angie Jolie or Jennifer Aniston are acting so strange in that picture. The natural reaction to being that close to Angie and Aniston at the same time is to hold up two phones: one to record Angie’s face reacting to Aniston, and the other to record Aniston’s face reacting to Angie. Celebrities are so fucking weird.

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Angelina Jolie Decided To Fulfill Someone’s Feathered 60s Fantasy Last Night (And Other Looks From The Golden Globes)

January 8, 2018 / Posted by:

Almost everyone who walked the Golden Globes red carpet this year wore black to protest Hollywood’s sexual misconduct problem. One thing that wasn’t being protested was good taste. There were a lot of black velvet outfits on that red carpet. Sure, it’s a bit of an obvious choice, but a choice I was absolutely here for, because anything that makes my brain start blasting “Black Velvet” by Alannah Myles gets two thumbs up from me.

But some people went a little more experimental with their all-black interpretation. Like Angelina Jolie, who showed up to the Golden Globes in some goth Lawrence Welk Show realness by Atelier Versace. It’s a little Barbra Streisand at the 1969 Oscars, with a splash of 60s televangelist, all poured onto a fainting couch and garnished with, “But detective, I swear my husband was dead when I found him!

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