Divorce attorney to the stars Laura Wasser is officially off Angelina Jolie’s payroll. I guess the dust has settled enough at this point where Angie felt she could catch a breath (the thready rasp of an injured bird) long enough to announce what everybody already knew. People confirms that Laura is no longer representing Angie and that San Francisco-based lawyer Samantha Bley Dejean, whom she brought in a month ago, will continue on as lead counsel. For the sake of the children, of course.
Page Six has a looooong piece about how and why Angelina Jolie transformed herself from beatific savior of the world’s children to ruthless harpy whose one goal in life is to keep her ex-husband Brad Pitt away from his children. Sara Nathan and Emily Smith are credited with the article but does anyone know if either of those is Brad’s drag name? Or his lawyer’s?
It was only a second ago that it was reported that there was a temporary truce in Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s custody fight and that the two had agreed on an “interim” custody agreement. Well bitch, that “interim” custody agreement really doesn’t mean anything and both have their shivs up.
Clear the battlefield and collect the wounded, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have called for a cease fire and have stopped fighting with each other….. for now at least.
Entertainment Tonight is reporting that Angie and Brad, who have been warring for the last few months about money, and kids, and money, and kids, have finally buried the hatchet, and surprisingly it’s not lodged in one of their backs.
Brad Pitt is longtime friends with George Clooney, a fact that used to make me picture George and Amal Clooney trying not to roll their eyes when Brad and Angelina Jolie showed up to dinner and presented them with yet another bottle of Château Miraval rosé. But I never really pictured Angelina dragging Amal into the powder room to gossip about who’s doing who at the UN or prank calling Bono. Page Six says that there’s zero chance Angelina is texting Amal to hang out, and it has nothing to do with George and Amal picking sides in their custody battle. It’s because Angelina reportedly can’t stand Amal’s world-saving butt. Continue reading
Apparently there’s a judge who has had just about enough of the dramatic summer divorce shenanigans between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Because according to The Blast, a judge has forced some more visitation with daddy, whether Angie likes it or not.