Category: Angelina Jolie

The Zombie Angelina Jolie Girl Lied About Getting Plastic Surgery To Look Like Her Idol

December 9, 2017 / Posted by:

An Angelina Jolie-centric post seems to always get heated in the comments, but can’t we all agree that it must be disappointing to open your laptop one morning, check your Google Alerts, and find pics of an emaciated nightmare hell creature claiming to have had 50 surgeries to look like you? That’s not Christmas. Sahar Tabar, a 19-year-old from Iran, posted several pictures and videos (most of which have now been deleted) of herself looking like Dead Taylor Swift’s little sis. She claimed she went through dozens of plastic surgeries to look like her lord and savior Angie. Well, she lied, as reported by Sputnik (via The Sun). For those of you who believed those pics, I’m a member of the Royal Family in Nigeria with an urgent, private matter. I want to give you 100 million Euros. I’ll just need your Social Security number, 1000 blessings on your family, thank you. Continue reading

Angelina Jolie Thought “By The Sea” Would Be Great For Her And Brad Pitt

December 5, 2017 / Posted by:

In my head, Angelina Jolie and Madonna have always had some privileged white lady beef with one another. Y’know, racing one another to see who could raise the biggest child army to take over the world (or, at the very least, a corner booth at the local IHOP). So I always assumed Angelina did that disaster of a film, By The Sea, with Brad Pitt because her ass was chapped over Madge being the reigning queen of relationship torpedoes-on-film with Swept Away. But apparently she just thought it was going to be a good thing for her own relationship. Continue reading


Angelina Jolie Got Upstaged By Cheetahs

October 11, 2017 / Posted by:

Angelina Jolie is on the cover of the 150th anniversary issue of Harper’s Bazaar, and there’s a very good reason for why she looks like she’s putting in as little effort as humanly possible with that “Sorry, am I in the way?” pose. She knows who the real stars are: the half-pack of cheetahs slinking around her personal space. Even the cheetah in the front looks like it’s thinking, “Can you even believe the audacity?”

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Gwyneth Paltrow, Angelina Jolie, And More Come Forward With Stories About Harvey Weinstein

October 10, 2017 / Posted by:

The allegations of sexual harassment against Harvey Weinstein have been never-ending since The New York Times published their exposé last Thursday. Lots of people have spoken up, some to condemn, or say they were unaware of the rumors. Harvey Weinstein was one of the first people Gwyneth Paltrow thanked when she won an Oscar back in 1999, so I kind of kept expecting to see her release some kind of statement about this ugly mess with Harvey. Instead of a statement, Gwyneth, as well as others like Angelina Jolie, went to The New York Times and The New Yorker with awful stories of their own.

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