If you’re anything like me, then you just pictured Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt in full Patton-esque military gear, hanging up their red phones in their respective war rooms. According to Entertainment Tonight, both sides have agreed to an official cease fire.
Well, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that William Bradley Pitt is a fun and great dad! Despite the fact that his visits with his children are still monitored by Department of Children and Family Services, they are frequent and fun! According to Us Weekly, now that the temporary custody agreement he and Angelina Jolie barely agreed to is over, Brad spends quality time his brood every other day. The bad new is, Us claims their custody battle is “far from over” *sad trombone*.
I guess after that Page Six article tried to knock the halo off of her head and trashed her to Hell and back, Angelina Jolie is trying to salvage a bit of her once-pristine(ish) image. Because Page Six, who is still aiming their shank at Angie, says that she’s been taking her kids out in front of the paps to earn a few brownie points through their sweet, innocent faces and her pure, maternal instincts. Continue reading
Divorce attorney to the stars Laura Wasser is officially off Angelina Jolie’s payroll. I guess the dust has settled enough at this point where Angie felt she could catch a breath (the thready rasp of an injured bird) long enough to announce what everybody already knew. People confirms that Laura is no longer representing Angie and that San Francisco-based lawyer Samantha Bley Dejean, whom she brought in a month ago, will continue on as lead counsel. For the sake of the children, of course.
Page Six has a looooong piece about how and why Angelina Jolie transformed herself from beatific savior of the world’s children to ruthless harpy whose one goal in life is to keep her ex-husband Brad Pitt away from his children. Sara Nathan and Emily Smith are credited with the article but does anyone know if either of those is Brad’s drag name? Or his lawyer’s?
It was only a second ago that it was reported that there was a temporary truce in Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s custody fight and that the two had agreed on an “interim” custody agreement. Well bitch, that “interim” custody agreement really doesn’t mean anything and both have their shivs up.