Category: Angelina Jolie

A “Sad” Brad Pitt Hasn’t Reached Out To Newly Single Jennifer Aniston (Who May Not Have Legally Married Justin Theroux)

February 17, 2018 / Posted by:

Imagine if they got back together? That would keep supermarket tabs goin’ for the next 1,000 years with breathless cover stories like “EVIL ANGELINA WANTS SATAN TO CURSE REUNITED BRAD AND JENN!!!“. Actually, that might be what saves print media! So, Aniston, whenever you blast the tabs for haunting your what looks like a Lean Cuisine for One-destined life, you should remember that you’ve probably kept several companies afloat and saved jobs. Silver linings! Oh, by the way, Brad Pitt HAS NOT reached out to ex-wife Jennifer Aniston since her split with her famously bouncy jogger of a husband, Justin Theroux, according to UsWeekly. Continue reading

Dakota Johnson Says She Probably Wasn’t Staring At Angelina Jolie At The Golden Globes

January 31, 2018 / Posted by:

At the Golden Globes, Dakota Johnson got caught caught staring in Angelina Jolie’s direction as Angelina attempted not to notice Jennifer Aniston standing on stage in front of them. Dakota now says that she might not actually have been caught staring at the person we all want her to be.

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Here Is The Newest Trailer For “Tomb Raider” Featuring A Kinder, Gentler Lara Croft

January 19, 2018 / Posted by:

I don’t play video games so I don’t really know what Lara Croft’s deal is supposed to be. I did see the first movie with Angelina Jolie and it was fun to watch a female lead be a swashbuckling adventurer who seemed to give few if any fucks. Now I’ve just watched the newest trailer for the new reboot simply called Tomb Raider starring Alicia Vikander and I’m spitting mad for no good reason. In #thesetryingtimes, you’d think I’d have something better to get worked up about. Yet, here we are.

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Gerard Butler Has Had Sex On A Volcano And Says Jennifer Aniston Kisses Better Than Angelina Jolie

January 18, 2018 / Posted by:

Gerard Butler made his Watch What Happens Live debut where he chopped it up with Andy Cohen and guest 50 Cent. During the “Plead The Fifth” segment, Gerard revealed that he’d rather kiss and tell on his lady co-stars than tattle on himself. After refusing to answer the question “name one movie you did strictly for the paycheck”, Andy moved on and asked him who was the better kisser; Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie. I guess insulting the makers of Playing For Keeps was scarier to him than facing the wrath of Angie Jo because Gerard named Jennifer as the the better smootcher!

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Angelina Jolie Is Not Interested In Dating Anytime Soon

January 12, 2018 / Posted by:

Her ex may be getting out there pitching woo under the guise of William “leathers” Bradley, but People reports that Angelina Jolie prefers the joy of her own company and isn’t ready to date yet. And despite what VP Mike Pence thinks, a man and a woman can share a meal without without swapping body fluids, so Angelina and Chris Hemsworth sitting together at the Golden Globes has no bearing on her relationship status. The fact is that while she may be single, mingling is the last thing on her mind.

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