The good news for 35-year-old Jodie Sweetin is that she found out that her 40-year-old ex-fiancé Justin Hodak is a wreck before she made him her fourth husband. The bad news for Jodie Sweetin is that her ex-fiancé is a wreck and an alleged roided-up ball of drunk messiness who keeps committing one of the ultimate HOW RUDEs by violating a restraining order she has taken out against him. If Jodie was really Stephanie Tanner and her life was a never-ending season of Full House, this would be the episode where Kimmy Gibbler hands her fanny pack to useless D.J. Tanner, slicks back all of her hair into a scrunchie, takes out her plastic earrings and goes after Justin. Yes, Kimmy would defend her frenemy even if Stephanie called her a whore to her face once.
If the Oscars and the Emmys are your fancy old uncle who drinks expensive scotch and loves British shows on PBS, then the People’s Choice Awards are your aunt who drinks canned Bay Breezes and asks if you wanna get high in her LeBaron. The People’s Choice Awards are for the people, damn it, and they don’t need prestige or class or gowns that requires every inch of your intestines to be crammed into Spanx.
Blake Lively clearly knows this and after going full-fashion at the Golden Globes two weeks ago, she wore one of Britney Spears’ rejects to the People’s Choice Awards. It’s like she couldn’t find her glasses and just assumed the dress code on the PCA invitation said: “Come dressed as a dancer from a Bob Mackie-inspired cruise ship show who is trying to get fired.” She looks like the messiest pledge at a sorority for ravens.
Some people still don’t understand that you don’t have to try so hard at the People’s Choice Awards. Jennifer Lopez, I’m looking at you.