Category: And Twins

Hugh Hefner’s Twin Sister Exes Have Signed A Porn Deal Agreeing To Do Scenes Together

December 12, 2018 / Posted by:

Good news for perverts who love the works of V.C. Andrews and George R.R. Martin. You won’t have to wait for the next season of Game Of Thrones to satisfy your twincest fantasies! Two of Hugh Hefner’s former girlfriends, twin Playboy Playmates Karissa and Kristina Shannon, have just landed a massive, throbbing, seven-figure deal with the internet porn company Brazzers. And they will be appearing on screen together, as far as the law will allow. Guys, I don’t think it gets much sexier than this. Twins AND Hef’s discarded leftovers? It’s a wet dream come true.

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Madonna Talks About Her Adoption Drama

September 8, 2017 / Posted by:

Madonna just opened up a state-of-the-art children’s hospital in Malawi, the home country of her four adopted children; 11 year olds David and Mercy, and more recently, 5-year-old twins Estere and Stella. In a recent interview with People, Madonna vehemently denies that she’s the baby snatching celebrity she-devil she was made out to be in the wake of the controversy surrounding her adoption of David back in 2008.

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Beyoncé Twins Reveal Shakes World To Its Core

July 14, 2017 / Posted by:

Go ahead and hit play on this, it should be playing in the background before you proceed. Go to the 0:20 mark. I will wait.

Got that cued up? Ok, good. We may proceed.

And Beyoncé saw that everything she had made was good, and there was evening and there was morning, the 6th day. Genesis 4:44

Under the cover of night, a hushed silence was pierced as the angels spontaneously broke out into rapturous adulation, their voices echoing throughout the universe with their heavenly refrains. Behold, bitches: The Twin Messiahs! Continue reading

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