Category: Amber Rose
Amber Rose Got Lipo Seven Weeks After Giving Birth
Shortly after a celebrity gives birth, they’re immediately entitled to the wonderful reason to appear in a magazine. No, not pictures with their wrinkly little newborn. I’m talking about a full-page spread in a bikini with the headline, “HOW I GOT MY BODY BACK!” But before that happens, they have to put in some work. That could mean hitting up the gym, or like Amber Rose did, get help from a plastic surgeon.
Amber Rose Named Her Second Child Slash Electric. Slash. Electric.
Amber Rose posted on Instagram two days ago that she’s still pregnant, which makes me think that she was possibly overdue, and now I know why. Amber’s second kid was sitting up in her womb, refusing to leave, because he overheard that his mom and dad were going to give him a name like a string of strip-mall discount electronics stores owned by Slash of Guns N’ Roses!
Amber Rose Has Decided To Cancel SlutWalk This Year Because Of Her Crappy Friends
This year was to be the fifth year of Amber Rose’s SlutWalk, and usually you go big on a milestone like your fifth anniversary. I was hoping Amber was working on a grand entrance that truly celebrated her achievement, like riding into the SlutWalk straddling a giant laser-shooting dildo that’s pulled by five naked buff dudes as five strippers toss handfuls of g-strings and jockstraps like Mardi Gras beads into the crowd. We won’t get such a celebration, because she’s cancelling this year’s SlutWalk. And you can thank her so-called “friends” for it.
Jameela Jamil Called Out Amber Rose For Promoting Pregnancy Tea From Flat Tummy Co.
Amber Rose is being dragged on social media for trying to sell an “Organic” Pregnancy Tea from the Flat Tummy Co. while she’s pregnant. She claims the tea helps with feeling bloated. It also seems to help eliminate that reasonable thought in your brain that should keep you from pimping out a tea from Flat Tummy Tea while pregnant for a check.
Amber Rose Once Tried To Sell, But Says She Was Too Pretty To Be A Dealer
Amber Rose now makes her money through the almighty money-earning “appearances” and selling shit tea on Instagram, but BK (before Kanye) she stripped to make ends meet–which we already knew about–and now we are learning that she could have been the star in her very own real-life, stripper-themed Breaking Bad. Because Amber revealed that she once tried selling crack, and she doesn’t mean ass crack this time. She means crack crack.
Cardi B Responded To Jameela Jamil’s “Tummy Tea” Criticism
Jameela Jamil will not rest until she sees dookie running down Cardi B’s leg and into her remaining shoe. After calling out Cardi on Twitter for hawking tummy tea over the weekend, Jameela has continued her crusade and also put Amber Rose, Iggy Azalea, and Khloe Kardashian on blast for peddling ass-alaches in a cup. Meanwhile, Cardi has responded to Jameela’s tweet by admitting she shits in bushes. This is America.