Category: Amber Heard

Amber Heard Feels That Every Closeted Gay Celebrity Should Come Out

March 25, 2017 / Posted by:

That fishy Amber Heard chick (I’m referring to her upcoming role as Queen of the Seven Seas in Justice League, of course) has an opinion about gayness in Hollywood. Proud bi Amber says come out, come out, wherever you are. (Where they are is what Leah Remini is currently working overtime to destroy! Get HER to clean out those thetan closets, Amber.)

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Amber Heard And Elon Musk Were Seen Together Again

March 2, 2017 / Posted by:

During the summer months of Amber Heard and Johnny Depp’s massive tension headache of a divorce, there was a rumor that she was “hanging out” with her billionaire friend Elon Musk. It wasn’t entirely clear that their hang-outs were of the platonic variety. 30-year-old Amber and 45-year-old Elon had been seen having dinner, staying in Miami, leaving each other’s houses and offices, and they were seen together again this week.

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Johnny Depp Thanked His Fans At The People’s Choice Awards

January 19, 2017 / Posted by:

Now that all the divorce drama between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard is officially over, he wanted to thank all the fans who stuck by him during his messiest time. And he did it at the People’s Choice Awards last night in Los Angeles. Johnny tidied up a little (aka his assistant Febrezed him) and  slipped into a clean suit (aka he picked the suit in his closet that looked the least like a family of feral dogs had been sleeping on it) and accepted the Favorite Movie Icon award.

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Johnny Depp And Amber Heard Are Officially Divorced

January 13, 2017 / Posted by:

The day that we never thought would come has finally come. Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are finally going to be divorced. We were teased with this same news five months ago, but TMZ says it’s for real this time. A judge has reportedly made their divorce final. I know strange things are supposed to happen on Friday the 13th, but I wasn’t expecting this.

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Johnny Depp Accuses Amber Heard Of Being The One Who Is Dragging Out Their Settlement

January 3, 2017 / Posted by:

TMZ says that Johnny Depp recently filed legal documents side-eyeing Amber Heard’s request for her settlement money. Amber filed a request for order in December which accused Johnny of stalling on the $6.8 million in settlement payments he owed her from their divorce. Money that she had promised to two charities, the ACLU and the Children’s Hospital of Los Angeles. Johnny shot back and asked a judge to force Amber to pony up $100,000 for his legal fees. Now Johnny is accusing Amber of wanting more settlement money. Not because she wants money, mind you. No, in Johnny Depp’s mind, she wants more money in an attempt to stay relevant and keep people feeling bad for her.

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