According to new revelations, the real reason Amber Heard and Johnny Depp’s marriage shit the bed was because SOMEBODY literally shit the bed. According to The Mirror, sources say that feces found in the marital bed led to the fight that marked the beginning of the end for these two.
Amber Heard and Johnny Depp were married for a little less than two years, and it feels like their diarrhea tornado of a divorce battle lasted five times longer than that. But after all those gross abuse accusations and greedy gold digger labels were thrown, they finally closed the casket on their marriage in 2017. They still fought over money, but the messiest part was done. How simple-brained some of us are, because we’re not done hearing about it, and thanks to one of Johnny’s many lawsuits, he’s playing the “but, but, she hit me too!” card.
“Permission to come aboard?” YOU DAMN SKIPPY, JASON MOMOA. This movie is probably a piece of vibrantly covered dookie, but whew, DC Comics’ Aquaman is fine. Here’s the trailer for his new flick which will doggy paddle into trailers this December. Just in time for Christmas – an underwater fap fantasy! Continue reading
There were some real upside down and sideways looks on display at the The Council of Fashion Designers of America awards in NYC last night. Most notably Whoopi Goldberg giving us Little Bo Peep who lost her sheep and was forced to go to the big city and take out a bank loan for more, wearing her best Big Business suit. The added bonus of that suit is that those giant bell bottoms probably ring so damn loud, the sheep should have no problem finding their way back home.
Other notable looks included: Cate Blanchett‘s tuxedo/ baked potato/ butcher’s apron combo, and the night’s host Issa Rae’s belt that read “Every Nigga Is A Star”. All of those looks and more are in the gallery but for now, we’ve got plenty of high fashion to keep us in “what is going on here”s for a week.
Amber Heard has shown that nothing gets her lady bits going quite like a good frittata and a cappuccino. Breakfast had to shield its eyes when she and on-and-off-again ex Elon Musk slurped on each other over pancakes last year. And just when the most important meal of the day thought it had got a break, Amber is back at it with her new boo thang Vito Schnabel. Continue reading
Many minds blew into the universe today and they didn’t need to hitch a ride on a SpaceX rocket to do so. Minds were blown into the universe after reading that 30-year-old Canadian cyborg goth musician Grimes (born name: Claire Elise Boucher) is humping on 46-year-old billionaire super nerd Elon Musk (born name: Elon Musk). And MuskGrime went public with their nerd love at tonight’s Met Gala.