Category: Amal Clooney

Prince Harry And Duchess Meghan Visited George And Amal Clooney In Italy

August 21, 2018 / Posted by:

The poor folks who live in their mansions along Lake Como likely just want to rest easy on the weekends, smoke some ciggs, fuck their lovers or spouses (or both!) and down carafes of red wine – y’know, the typical Italian pastimes. Alas, ever since George Clooney showed up years ago, it’s been nothing but Casamigos-branded shit and starfuckers galore – and that’s just when the Crawford-Gerbers show up! Well, now we can add Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan to the list of celebrities (fineroyalty…) who are invading the shores for the weekend.

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Page Six Says That Angelina Jolie Thinks Amal Clooney Is Copying Her

August 20, 2018 / Posted by:

Brad Pitt is longtime friends with George Clooney, a fact that used to make me picture George and Amal Clooney trying not to roll their eyes when Brad and Angelina Jolie showed up to dinner and presented them with yet another bottle of Château Miraval rosé. But I never really pictured Angelina dragging Amal into the powder room to gossip about who’s doing who at the UN or prank calling Bono. Page Six says that there’s zero chance Angelina is texting Amal to hang out, and it has nothing to do with George and Amal picking sides in their custody battle. It’s because Angelina reportedly can’t stand Amal’s world-saving butt. Continue reading

George Clooney Crashed His Scooter In Italy

July 10, 2018 / Posted by:

People is reporting that 57-year-old George Clooney got himself into a fender bender while on the Italian island of Sardinia. Here’s how it went down. George, who is in Sardinia shooting a Hulu series, Catch-22, was out for a scooter drive letting the wind rush by at 60 MPH, enjoying his insane amounts of wealth on the state road to Costa Corallina when a driver of a car cut across the scooter’s path and they collided. George was thrown from his scooter and his helmet flew off, smashing the car’s windshield as well as his helmet. When the Italian who hit him realized he almost killed a huge American star, he got out to help and called an ambulance who rushed George to a hospital.

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Amal Clooney Is Helping Duchess Meghan Markle Get Used To London Life

May 31, 2018 / Posted by:

When Amal Clooney showed up to the royal wedding last week, I was awed over her having the balls to wear a matador hat she stole from Madonna’s “Take A Bow” video for a royal function, and also scratching my head as to why she and husband George Clooney got to go. It was rumored George got invited because of Casamigos. Alas, it appears Amal and Duchess Meghan are total BFFs, and she’s helping Meghan get acclimated to London. I hope that means teaching her about all the good fried chip shops around Kensington Palace and which days at G-A-Y Bar are best for drag queen gawking. Continue reading

Here’s The Celebrities Who Were At The Royal Wedding 

May 19, 2018 / Posted by:

True story: It was rainy and overcast in London today and just when everyone was about to sing (in their best Alanis Morissette voice), “It’s like raaaaaaaain on your wedding day,” to Meghan Markle, the clouds cleared, the sky turned blue and then sun came out when Oprah appeared!

Oprah was one of the first to show up at St. George’s Chapel for the royal wedding today, which made many brains poot out a “Que?” There’s a rumor that Oprah interviewed Meghan’s mother Doria Ragland, so some think that’s why she was invited to the wedding. But excuse you, while us regular humans may need an invitation to attend something like the royal wedding, Oprah doesn’t. Oprah just shows up and sits wherever she wants. I’d like to see one of those tricks ask Oprah if they can see her invitation. Their skin would end up embedded into the concrete after a lightning bolt from the heavens flattened them.

Oprah pretty much led the non-stop parade of stars that made it through that church today. There were so many celebrities that I thought diabolical red carpet gnome Ryan Seacrest was going to pop up with a mic to asks guests who they’re wearing, I mean, ask them awkwardly worded questions about #MeToo. Warning: Lots of celebrities went to today’s wedding so there’s lot of pictures to scroll through. So stretch your finger, put a workout belt on it, and keep a bottle of water handy for when it gets the heated sweats halfway through and needs to cool off.

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George And Amal Clooney Are Going To The Royal Wedding

May 18, 2018 / Posted by:

The clock tower is about to ring noon. There is an audible gasp from inside St. George’s Chapel. In walks a stunning creature dressed in thousands of dollars worth of custom couture. Guests can be heard whispering, “I can’t believe it” and “So gorgeous.” And then as they approach the soft light from the prettiest stained-glass window, he says, “Yes, it’s me, Oscar-winning actor George Clooney. But really folks, it’s not my day, let’s keep the attention on the bride.” Then he winks to The Queen, and motions to Duchess Kate that he’ll catch her after the ceremony for an autograph. I’m sure that’s how it’s already playing out in George Clooney’s mind when he attends the royal wedding tomorrow.

There was a rumor that George and Amal Clooney would be on the guest list for Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s wedding. A source tells People that rumor is true. The source says Meghan and Amal were introduced to a mutual friend and have been pals ever since Meghan moved from the U.S. to the U.K. in November. Apparently they share “many interests.

Not only did George and Amal get a wedding invite, but they’re also part of the super-exclusive 200 people who get to party at the private evening. They only live 30 minutes away from Windsor.

George and Amal love a red carpet and cameras. So this means they’ll take their sweet time upon arrival and cause the whole thing to be delayed by at least 2 hours. Jesus, as if the lead-up to this wedding needs to be dragged out any longer!

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