You remember in the first Scream movie when Rose McGowan’s character tried to escape through the doggie access in the garage door and that asshole Ghostface flipped the switch? And she got smooshed? Well, that’s what Rose has been doing to Hollywood since she became one of the first female celebrities to speak openly about Harvey Weinstein. Showbiz has been trying to escape out the doggie door and Rose is smooshing those fools!
Sometime back, Rose shaved her head, said “EFF IT” to her career, loosened her cannon, and started tweeting. Since the Weinstein situation broke, she’s been calling everyone out in Hollywood whom she feels is either an abuser or complicit in said abuse.Take for example, her former Charmed co-star Alyssa Milano. Despite Alyssa’s now famous tweet urging her followers to use the #MeToo hashtag (that was started by social activist Tarana Burke in 2006), Rose remains unimpressed. Specifically, because Alyssa has also been going to bat for Harvey Weinstein’s now ex-wife, fashion designer Georgina Chapman. Much like you won’t see Rose wearing Marchesa anytime soon, you also won’t see her signing on to a Charmed reunion. Rose went in on Alyssa on Twitter on Friday. Eh, once you fire Shannen Doherty, your show is going to suck anyways. Continue reading
TIME magazine announced their annual Person of the Year, and whoever had their money on the #MeToo movement has reason to quietly celebrate (cheering wildly over your winnings will seem just a *tad* tacky given the circumstances). TIME’s People of the Year for 2017 are the “silence breakers,” or those who bravely told their shitty, awful stories of sexual harassment and assault.
Before I get to Samantha Micelli’s hair, I want to acknowledge how perfectly staged this picture is. It’s like the poster for a Lifetime made-for-TV movie from 1994 about a cosmetics tycoon named Barbara St.Candace who is being framed for murder by her twin sister called “Myself, My MURDERER.” Aka, it’s perfect.
Stop whatever you’re doing, because I have some BREAKING news about Alyssa Milano’s hair. In case you couldn’t tell from the picture above, Alyssa Milano cut it all off. Her stylist confirmed that it wasn’t just a generic “Attention-Loving Kalifornia Momager” wig from Party City by posting a selfie with her stylist to Instagram. Normally a hair cut wouldn’t (or shouldn’t) get this much attention, but it is, because she finally has the high-drama hair that her 15-month-old baby deserves. In case you’ve forgotten, Alyssa blessed her most recent baby with the name Elizabella Bugliari, and when your kid sounds like a $1,098 bottle of Champagne, you better bring it hard. That haircut took her from Television Star Alyssa Milano to “Milano…just Milano, darling.” The only thing missing is a white mink coat draped over the shoulders of that black turtleneck, and I’m pretty sure we’ve got the jealous twin sister who is framing Barbara St.Candace for murder. Oh, and a professional photographer – Milano would never be so tacky as to take her own photo.
Earlier today, Alyssa Milano was going through security at Heathrow Airport in London and airport security confiscated one of her very important liquids. No, not lube (although that would be tragic). According to several very angry tweets type-hissed by Alyssa (via People), airport security took away her breast milk. Alyssa didn’t have her 7 month old baby with her at the time, but she still needed to get the milk out, so she pumped 10oz of it and stashed it in her bag. However, it turns out airports don’t like it when you bring breast milk through security without a baby to drink it, and they also don’t like it when you bring more than 4oz of a liquid, so they yanked Alyssa’s recently pumped milk and dumped it in the trash.
That’s when Alyssa whipped out her phone and called Heathrow out for being a bunch of breast milk-thieving bastards.
Us Weekly says that Alyssa Milano, star of Who’s The Boss?, Charmed, and one of the greatest made-for-TV movies ever made, Casualties of Love: The Long Island Lolita Story, has given birth to her second child. A rep for Alyssa Milano (every time I write that I get a craving for a delicious Pepperidge Farms sandwich cookie) confirmed that earlier today she pushed out a little girl that her and her husband David Bugliari have named Elizabella Dylan Bugliari. They already have a 3-year-old son named Milo Thomas.
Alyssa Mint Milano Cookies named her first kid something pretty normal and safe, so I’m glad she went a little more dramatic with the second one. “Elizabella Bugliari” sounds like an Italian supermodel-turned-professional ruthless gold digger from a 1980’s Primetime TV drama about high-stakes finance. I love it! Elizabella is barely an hour old and already I’m terrified of her; she sounds so glamorous and calculating. I bet she came out of her Alyssa Milano’s uterus wearing patent leather pumps. You can’t trust Elizabella Bugliari – she’ll steal your goldfish crackers AND your man!
“Elizabella Bugliari” also sounds like the name Samantha Micelli would pick for her fake ID. I can just picture Tony confronting her in the kitchen after finding the fake ID in the pocket of her Jordache jeans. “Come on Suh-man-thuh, I thought I raised you bettuh than this!“