Category: Alton Brown
Alton Brown Apologized For His Tweets About The Holocaust
Earlier this week, Food Network host Alton Brown came out as a Republican and tweeted some dumb, anti-Semitic Holocaust “jokes.” Huh. Makes his wackadoo Twitter rant about Election day stress-eating a lot less fun. Because he was stressed over Trump not winning. And it looks like whoever signs Alton’s paychecks ordered him to apologize. So he did.
Alton Brown Went On An Unhinged Twitter Rant About “Good Eats” For Election Stress
Anyone who’s ever seen Good Eats knows that Alton Brown’s refrigerator is usually filled with tidy Tupperware containers and various jars full of carefully crafted homemade food you’ll probably never get around to making yourself. However, according to The Wrap, NOT TODAY, SATAN! Today, like many of us, Alton is going on what I like to call a food rumspringa to get himself through this election.
Alton Brown Responds To Anthony Bourdain’s Shit Talking About TV Chefs
Anthony Bourdain is known for regularly sprinkling salt on the b-holes of TV cooks by talking trash about them and on his recent national tour, he had some words to say about the least popular Garbage Pail Kid Guy Fieri and Adam Richman of Man v. Food. Anthony had nice things to say about Ina Garten, but wondered how does Guy Fieri de-douche (answer: he doesn’t) and said that Adam Richman’s show confirms that ‘Muricans are fat lazies. Anthony Bourdain didn’t specifically talk trash about Food Network’s Alton Brown, but People still asked him for this thoughts on Anthony’s words during an interview to promote his new show Camp Cutthroat.
Alton basically said in so many words that Anthony shouldn’t look down at TV chefs, because he hasn’t been seen cooking up anything (except for a bowl of shit talking stew) in ages.