Category: Alex Rodriguez
Jennifer Lopez Is Reportedly Moving To Los Angeles For A “Fresh Start” With Ben Affleck
Remember 24 hours ago when I wrote about how sources are convinced that Jennifer Lopez was moving to Los Angeles because she was looking at schools and her 13-year-old twins, Emme and Maximilian, go to school, so obviously that meant that they’re moving from Miami? Well, sis guess what? JLo is moving to Los Angeles. It seems that Ben Affleck stepped his game up so hard she had to change states!
Jennifer Lopez Was Seen With Ex-Husband Marc Anthony In Miami After Stunting With Ben Affleck
Because it’s been exactly eleven seconds since the last update on Jennifer Lopez, the state of occupancy of her lonely nether parts and the round-the-clock stunting steered like a driverless Tesla by her sleep-deprived PR team, here we are with yet another round of “We’re caught on camera making eye contact, so it must mean that we’re totally fucking,” this time co-starring ex-husband Marc Anthony.
Ben Affleck Has “Stepped Up” In His Courting Of Jennifer Lopez Who Is “Smitten” And Keeps Stunting With Him In Miami
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck started their week off with a hard day’s work: AKA stunting so hard for the paparazzi in Miami you’d think one of them actually had a new project to promote. Nope, just them! Well, they’re not done, they’re hard workers so day two of the work-week is time for the sources to do their thing. And according to the ones talking to E! News, Jennifer is “smitten” and Ben is stepping up his game to win her heart. Oh please, not to be glib but Ben doesn’t need to do anything except stunt, so if you mean stepping up his attention whore game, then sure but that’s not what normal people consider romantic wooing.
Ben Affleck And Jennifer Lopez Went Balcony Official In Miami
Has there ever been a sadder sack than Alex Rodriguez bravely forging ahead with his Hims obligations and shooting his makeup for men campaign alone when Jennifer Lopez already done had Hers? I wonder if he ever imagined he’d be applying concealer on himself while JLo is off letting the paparazzi know she definitely just had sex with Ben Affleck by hanging off her Miami balcony taking selfies in a housecoat and showing off that one leg. Poor A-Rod, staged balcony displays used to be their special thing! But at least JLo’s not showing off THAT FINGER yet, but we’ve got a long summer of stunting ahead of us.
Alex Rodriguez Is Launching A Makeup Line For Men
I don’t know why Alex Rodriguez always looks like an ovoid Pikachu getting pitched into the sun, but he and his signature camera squint are here to tell us about his new product line, and it’s poised to help erase the rivulets of tears he and his dining room chairs have been crying over his recent breakup with Jennifer Lopez. (JLo: “Speaking of grieving furniture, how about the tears our bed was crying when your free-agent peen was up to bat in other women’s infields?“)
Some think that A-Rod’s new manly makeup line is a diss against JLo’s beauty collection, but this was something planned while they were still together and pouncing on more power-couple business opportunities.
Open Post: Hosted By The Boston Red Sox Letting Jennifer Lopez Know That They Missed Her
Ben Affleck loves all things Boston, like his beloved major league baseball team, the Boston Red Sox. And now that Ben might have Jennifer Lopez back in his life, the Boston Red Sox are joyfully declaring their everlasting love for JLo in a TikTok video. And sure, they’re probably also trolling Alex Rodriguez, just a little.