Alec Baldwin’s wife, the mother of four of his thoughtful little kittens (I’m sure that’s what he calls them now), and Instagram yoga artiste Hilaria Baldwin posted a bare belly lingerie pic on her usual stomping grounds (or downward dogging-ing grounds I should say) last week with a caption about how she’s pregnant with her fifth child and believes she’s having a miscarriage. Hilaria went on Today (via People) this morning and she’s still not exactly sure whether she is experiencing a miscarriage or not. She also continued sharing her story, fueled by her desire to lessen the stigma around miscarriage and first-term pregnancy. And she also answered to people calling her an attention whore for sharing her thoughts on Instagram.
Page Six is reporting some Grey’s Anatomy-level equally-sad, moving and dramatic news. Hilaria Baldwin announced on her Instagram that she is pregnant with her fifth child and thinks she’s experiencing a miscarriage. Hilaria, who is married to non-anger-management-needing Alec Baldwin with whom she shares four kids, put the news up on her Instagram in an effort to normalize the stigma of miscarriages and let women be more open about their health. Time to sit down for now, Breast Feeding Supermodel.
Alec Baldwin does not have an anger problem, he has a problem with people accusing him of having an anger problem and if you don’t leave him the fuck alone about it you can say goodbye to your three favorite teeth. Alec recently appeared on Howard Stern, the combination nearly causing a cataclysmic climate event by pumping toxic levels of hot air into the atmosphere, and claimed that he’s not really an angry guy. He realized this while attending his court ordered anger management classes for that parking spot fracas from last November. Turns out, compared to the other rageaholics in his class, Alec thinks he’s a real pussycat.
I know if seems like celebrities can get away with just about anything these days. But Alec Baldwin is facing real consequences for his actions. Alec can kiss his career goodbye now that he’s pleaded GUILTY in his parking space fracas case. He had a good run. We’ll always remember how hot he was in Miami Blues, and Jack Donaghy will forever live on in our hearts. And to think, he seemed like such a genteel soul until he got into it with a perfect stranger over a parking space that fateful day. Now the long arm of justice has finally caught up to him.
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has yet to find anybody pristine enough to host their little awards show and it’s getting down to the wire. According to The Hollywood Reporter, there have only been 2 times in Oscar history where there hasn’t been a host in place by January 1. Jon Stewart was announced as host on January 5, 2006 and Whoopi Goldberg‘s 4th time hosting the show was announced on January 7, 2002. So there’s still a few days left before a new record is set, but as Kevin Hart proved, even if they pick someone today there’s still the chance that our network of citizen detectives will find out that, say Tom Hanks, once ate a baby on a dare. Then they’d be out a host and we’d never get to see Bosom Buddies rebooted for Netflix.
Alec Baldwin had to appear in court today to answer charges that he punched a man in a dispute over a parking space near his home in Manhattan. Alec pled THE NOT-EST OF GUILTIES to the misdemeanor assault and harassment charges, yet records show that he did admit to pushing the complainant at the time of his arrest. I look forward to Alec’s eventual book about this episode titled “If I Did It”.