Many weird and gross things have happened on airplanes and Kumail Nanjiani (aka Dinesh from Silicon Valley) recently experienced peak-airplane awkwardness. And he later tweeted about it.
“Don’t make any sudden movements pal, because I’m Right Here Waiting. Oooh, that was good. I should say that out loud.”
The latest round of celebrity air travel drama is brought to you by a very unlikely source: Richard Marx and Daisy Fuentes. What is it with Richard and Daisy popping up in the month of December for a totally random reason? Last December it was by getting married to each other. This year it’s because Richard helped to take down a crazy passenger on a flight from Vietnam to South Korea.
Judge Reinhold, a man who has played both a pretend judge and a cartoon judge on television because his name is “Judge“, will soon face a real judge. The “Who’s on first?“-style jokes practically write themselves.
Everything I’ve ever learned about flying while breastfeeding comes from two people: Alyssa Milano, who got mad at airport security at Heathrow in London for taking her breastmilk. And from the lady whose boobs were leaking while going through a pat-down in front of me on a midnight flight to Las Vegas and gave the TSA the best “deal with it” look. I know that flying and breastmilk are a combination that can sometimes end in drama, which is what happened to Emilie de Ravin.
“Might?” said everyone who is looking at that picture of a stoned Chris Brown and wondering just how many invisible cartoon squirrels he thinks he’s winking at. However, if you were to ask Chris Brown, he’s not stoned at all, and he definitely wasn’t so stoned that he was escorted off a plane.
Because hoverboards (which don’t actually hover, but WHATEVER) were this year’s Tickle Me Elmo or Totally Hair Barbie, the internet was filled with people bragging that Santa brought them Segue’s less-dorky cousin. Of course, that means there are also some people out there who woke up Christmas morning and found a knock-off hoverboard-style GlidePlank™ under their tree. (As someone who got Gobots in their stocking, I feel you). Anyway, all that matters is that Russell Crowe’s sons Tennyson and Charles are members of the hoverboard club, and Russell got all Russell Crowe-y when he found out that you can’t bring that shit on an airplane.