Category: Adele
Adele Finally Announces The Rescheduled Dates For Her Las Vegas Residency
Back in January, Adele postponed her Las Vegas residency, Weekends with Adele, one day before it was supposed to open. Fans were Someone Like You-levels of sad and/or Set Fire to the Rain-levels of pissed. At first, Adele blamed the cancellation on COVID-19 restrictions, but, in the months that followed, we got reports that it was due to drama with the show’s set designer and Caesar’s Palace. Today, six months after the initial cancellation, Adele took to social media to finally announce the residency’s new dates: 24 rescheduled shows plus 8 new shows will run from November 18, 2022 to March 25, 2023. Despite reports that the residency would be moving to Planet Hollywood, it will remain at the Colosseum at Caesar’s Palace. Weekends with Adele ticket holders: re-book those flights and hotels! But make sure everything comes with the following “Adele clause”: “buyer will receive a full refund if this bitch gets another case of the last-minute-cancellies.”
Adele Was “Devastated” That Fans Got Pissed At Her For Canceling Her Las Vegas Residency, But She Stands By Her Decision
January 20, 2022, was the day that the hearts of many Adele fans were left shattered and broken, and not because they were filling their ear holes with the tears-inducing belting of the Kleenex Chanteuse. Their hearts were broken because Adele postponed her entire Las Vegas residency the day before it was supposed to open. What happens in Vegas is supposed to stay in Vegas, but some Adele fans didn’t keep their anger in Las Vegas and are still pissed. In an interview with BBC Radio 4’s Desert Island Discs, Adele said that the backlash over canceling her shows was “devastating” but she doesn’t regret her decision.
Mary J. Blige, Keanu Reeves, Zendaya, Joe Rogan And Kris Jenner All Made The Time 100 List Of The World’s Most Influential People
Last year Prince Harry and Meghan Markle graced the cover of Time Magazine’s annual list of the 100 most influential people in the world and since then, have done jack shit in the way of influence. They were featured in the Icons section, but those tricks can’t even launch an Instagram page let alone a revolution. So Time gave them the year off to get their shit together and Mary J. Blige has taken their place as the face of the Time 100’s Icons section. Mary shares the honor with Issa Rae, Keanu Reeves, Jon Batiste, and Adele plus a couple of people who actually worked for the accolade. And because you can’t even get the “Uh” out of Adele without James Corden popping up out of nowhere like a singing telegram sent by the devil himself, James wrote Adele’s intro and used it as an excuse to brag about her “singing in the kitchen, or belting at the top of her voice solely to make [his] children laugh.” It’s like, we get it, James, she’s your bestie. But if she’s so influential, then explain what happened to your career?
Adele Shuts Down Break-Up Rumors With Pics Of Herself And Boyfriend Rich Paul
Last week there were rumors that Adele and Rich Paul had split after the 40-year-old sports agent missed her 34th birthday to party with LeBron James in Miami. Back in January, there was talk that Adele cancelled her Vegas residency cuz of relationship drama, but the very next month she wore a giant diamond ring on that finger and played coy during an interview on The Graham Norton Show. Damn, there haven’t been this many conflicting reports since the day after the Titanic sank! (pause for laughter)
Cut to this week when Adele made her current relationship status crystal clear. First “an insider” told People that the couple was still together and they went to Napa Valley for dinner on Sunday. Then, last night Adele Instagrammed a bunch of pictures of her and Rich, with the caption “Time flies,” followed by kiss, star, and heart emojis. And you definitely don’t post that kind of content if you’re broken up! Errr, unless you’re Andrew Garfield’s ex.
Adele’s Las Vegas Residency Is Still Happening, Will Reportedly Move To Planet Hollywood
When we last left Adele’s Las Vegas residency drama, she reportedly wanted to move on from her show to making new music and making babies. But now TMZ is saying that Adele hasn’t quit her Las Vegas show the same way my bowels quit me when I get up for a fifth serving at the Bellagio buffet. Adele’s residency was originally supposed to happen at The Colosseum at Caesars Palace, but sources claim that she’s planning on moving her show to the Zappos Theater at Planet Hollywood and it could open in just a few months. But I bet Adele fans are looking at this news as suspiciously as I look at a message from a Grindr trick who claims he’s on his way. Uh-huh, I’ve heard that one before!
Adele Explains Why She Canceled Her Vegas Show And Reveals Plans To Have A Baby Next Year
Last night, Adele filmed an appearance on The Graham Norton Show and she talked about postponing her Vegas residency. 33-year-old Adele explained that she really tried to get the show ready in time, but “it would have been a really half-assed show and I can’t do that.” But Adele promises fans that the residency will be rescheduled for sometime this year because she’s planning on having a baby next year. “Oy, me ovaries are singin’! Me man betta put a baby in me fanny, STAT!”