Category: Abby Lee Miller

Abby Lee Miller Responds To Maddie Ziegler’s Claim That “Dance Moms” Was Toxic

June 17, 2022 / Posted by:

Anyone who has watched even ten seconds of Lifetime’s metaphorical cry for help Dance Moms has probably considered calling up Poison Control to ask if the series has been added to any list of harmful toxic substances. Because Dance Moms was rife with moments that would make a person wonder how much income Abby Lee Miller would inevitably generate for the therapy industry (although that’s not a financial estimate I’d trust Abby to calculate, given her history with money fraud). Maddie Ziegler, arguably one of Dance Mom’s most famous child dancers next to JoJo Siwa, has spoken out about the show that kick-started her cha-cha-cha to fame, and it’s a less than flattering profile of the show. But if you ask Abby about it, Abby will bust out a little interpretive dance called the confused head-scratcher, because she has no idea what Maddie is talking about.

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Abby Lee Miller Calls Out Her “Dance Moms” Co-Stars For Not Visiting Her In Prison

April 28, 2022 / Posted by:

Abby Lee Miller of hurling-endless-verbal-abuse-at-kids-on-Dance Moms fame went to prison in 2017 for bankruptcy fraud. She spent the next 8 months in the clink, and another 2 months in a halfway house to complete her sentence. After being released, Abby returned to Dance Moms for its eighth season, but Lifetime severed all ties with her in 2020 after Black dance moms and their daughters accused her of being racist. Now Abby is sitting down with Entertainment Tonight to say “Shame on you!” to the Dance Moms families who ditched her when she went to prison. I agree. We need to support women who lie and cheat and steal and be racist and scream at children! That’s feminism!

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Abby Lee Miller Apologizes For Her Racist Behavior On “Dance Moms” After Former Moms Call Her Out

June 5, 2020 / Posted by:

Abby Lee Miller of Dance Moms tried to show support for the Black Lives Matter movement this week. She posted on #BlackoutTuesday, (using some self-promotional logo additions, of course) but was quickly and thoroughly slapped all the way down by Adriana Smith, the Black mother of one of Abby Lee’s students. Since it’s never just one racist experience, another Black mother from the show also recounted some storytimes with Abby, which led to an apology from the Cruella de Vil of dancing children.

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Abby Lee Miller Will Return To Terrorize Children On “Dance Moms”

December 31, 2018 / Posted by:

When I heard Abby Lee Miller had been let out of the slammer, I figured Lifetime had its cameras on her because the IRS knew it wasn’t like she was going to pay them back by going to work as a bitchywaitress at the neighborhood Denny’s. For the sake of children dancers and their mothers everywhere, I also figured she would just get her own show that didn’t put her in any kind of educator role, since, ah, well, she’s certainly a unique kind of role model. I guess I’m the fool! Abby Lee confirmed she’s heading back to Dance Moms. Somehow, I feel like her debut at her old studio is going to look just like when Jon Snow scared the shit out of Cersei by having that White Walker goblin zombie pop out of a box at the end of last season of Game Of Thrones.

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Abby Lee Miller Has Been Preliminarily Diagnosed With Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma

April 19, 2018 / Posted by:

That infection that dared to fuck with Abby Lee Miller could possibly be cancer. Abby’s orthopedic spine surgeon, Dr. Hooman Melamed, talked to People yesterday, saying that Abby was paralyzed from the neck down because of a bitch of an infection that messed with her spine. After doing back surgery on her, Abby was able to move again and was headed to rehab to continue her recovery. But Dr. Hooman is back with worse news. He tells Entertainment Tonight that Abby has Burkitt Lymphoma, a form of non-Hodgkins lymphoma. He’s waiting to get pathology and oncology results before confirming that Abby has cancer. That should happen in the next two days or so.

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Abby Lee Miller Got Emergency Spinal Cord Surgery 

April 18, 2018 / Posted by:

Since vitamin C (for cynicism) is a nutrient that my body is never low on, I thought that Abby Lee Miller’s dramatic trips to the hospital from her suite at the halfway house were just STUNT QUEEN stunts to woo Lifetime executives into giving her another show. But according to a doctor who treated her, they weren’t stunts. Abby Lee Miller’s spine was struck with an infection that temporarily paralyzed her from the neck down. Being temporarily paralyzed from the neck down is scary and awful, but at least Abby Lee Miller could still use her mouth to curse and scream at candy stripers who brought the wrong flavor of Jell-O.

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