On today’s episode of “Fame Whore, Please!” we have rapper and Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta cast member Yung Joc wearing a floor length blue dress direct from the Karlie Redd Cheap Thot Collection. Werq Miss Joc, WERRRRQQQ! I bet you weren’t meeting mutha fuckas in the trap wearing this shit back when you were a rapper, so what’s going on? Joc is chalking up this current cry for attention to “internet manipulation.” And there’s more.
A million years ago (in the 90’s, to be more specific), I knew a lot of teen moms growing up and none of them got paid to be on their own damn TV show. Honestly, the only checks they received came from WIC. That all changed in 2009 when MTV’s reality series Teen Mom introduced a bunch of girls with babies into our lives.
Fast forward to 2017 where one of the moms, Amber Portwood, may be following in fellow Teen Mom alum (and Dlisted patron saint of bad decision making) Farrah Abraham into the lovely world of having protein slurpees chucked into her face (AKA porn).
Busy Philipps is mostly known for Freaks and Geeks, Cougar Town, Dawson’s Creek and for being Michelle Williams’ regular awards show date, but none of those things pays all of her bills and she says she currently makes most of her money from throwing up “#ad” next to an Instagram picture of her with some product (like soup). Like many famous and famous-esque types, Busy collects checks for pushing products on Instagram. When some of her 540,000 Instagram followers spit at her for “selling out“, she said in an IG Story video that her acting jobs didn’t bring in the money last year, but being a product pusher on Instagram did.
I was under the impression that Demi Lovato was a successful(ish) singer who had the type of career that didn’t necessitate having to hawk useless stuff on Instagram like reality TV whores. I was wrong. Demi is now shilling for laxative tea brand TeaMi, Instagram’s first favorite sponsored content scam-style product after hair gummies.
AMERICAN IDOL! You remember, that show some of you stopped caring about back when George Bush was in office? Well, according to Variety, the show you loved to ignore could potentially be returning to television soon, but to a network that’s not FOX. Continue reading
But before we get to that James Bond shit, let’s thank Daniel Craig for saving us from making an “Errr, bitch, what did you do?” face about that bleach job by making that face in the picture above. That Billy Idol shade makes him look like Jean Paul Gaultier on steroids, and yes, I still would.
Daniel Craig once melodramatically said in an interview that he’d rather slash his wrists than play James Bond again. But I guess Sony reportedly throwing $150 million at him has caused him to push away the razor. Because at the New York Film Festival on Friday night, Vulture said that Daniel backpedaled on his “I’d rather bleed out to death than get paid zillions of dollars to play Bond” comments.