Last month, a rumor started – by whom I have no idea (cough her publicist cough) – that Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod were “talking” about get married after a few months of dating. Then almost six whole weeks went by without a peep about their possible future wedding plans. The good news is we have an update. A source tells E! News that J-Rod’s marriage talks have been upgraded from “casual” to “serious.”
“JLo and A-Rod are getting very serious and talking marriage. JLo wants a future with A-Rod. JLo would marry A-Rod if he asked. She is head over heals for him. They get each other in so many ways. They are perfect for each other. Their families love how they are together.”
Who even knows if JLo actually wants to make A-Rod her fourth husband, or if it’s just fun to keep us guessing. The only way we’ll really know for sure is if she’s seen coming out of a Barnes & Noble with a stack of those 10lb bridal magazines. There’s no way she’d buy them for show; keeping a marriage rumor going isn’t a good enough reason to risk dislocating a shoulder.
Speaking of weddings, here’s JLo looking like an attention-hungry maid of honor at the NBC Upfronts in New York City on Monday.
The last time we saw Jennifer Lopez at an event, she was a few unsecured pieces of fashion tape away from flashing her bits. The only way JLo could top herself would be if she showed up to the Met Gala wearing a gown made entirely out of nude illusion fabric and a warning before she walked down the red carpet. Instead, she took a night off from being aggressively sexy (don’t take it personally, sexy) and showed up to the Met Gala in a neck-to-floor Valentino.
Drake is currently on vacation, because sometimes you just need to get away from a pregnancy rumor, you know? In a move that seems coincidental, desperate, or a combination of both, E! News says he’s staying at the exact same resort that his former girlfriend-for-attention Jennifer Lopez was just at a week earlier with her new boyfriend A-Rod.
I don’t know, what’s faster than the speed of sound? Whatever it is, there’s officially a new measure of speed, and that’s the speed at which Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod are moving with their relationship. JLo and A-Rod have officially been dating for less than a month, and now a source tells UsWeekly that she might be thinking about making him husband #4.
“They’ve been talking about the future and, of course marriage has come up. They aren’t making wedding plans, but they have been talking about their lives…They have a lot in common and the same interests. It’s going well so far. They are both hoping this goes the distance.”
The source says that JLo’s mom Guadalupe Rodriguez and her sister Lynda Lopez are also into her new boyfriend. Guadalupe and Lynda think A-Rod is “very charming” and good to JLo. The source adds that JLo hasn’t felt this way about anyone in a long time (single tear rolls down Drake’s face), and that “they are very excited for her.”
A-Rod’s family is also into their relationship. Last month, A-Rod’s sister posted a selfie with JLo on Instagram and captioned it with “#miscuñis” (sister-in-law). The source says that their families love them together and that they’re a “perfect match.” No, literally – they match their photo-op outfits perfectly.
So J-Rod could be heading down the aisle. That’s probably why JLo’s mom was caught making a panicked face when they all hung out together last weekend. She wasn’t shocked at how fast things were moving; she was just overwhelmed at the prospect of shopping for her latest mother-of-the-bride dress. “I’ve already done dusty rose, pewter, and seafoam – honey, I’m running out of colors!”
TMZ says that after less than a month of dating and a couple weeks after hitting up the Bahamas, JLo has introduced A-Rod to her mama, Guadalupe Rodriguez. Even speed-stunter Drake is thinking, “Damn girl, slow down before you pull a muscle.”
JLo, A-Rod, and her mom all hung out together in NYC yesterday. That’s Guadalupe’s bright purple arm in the back behind JLo. How rude! Who cares about JLo and A-Rod getting “accidentally” caught by the paps holding hands during a Sunday stroll? Thankfully, TMZ got a better pic of her.
Jennifer Lopez Introduces Her Mom to A-Rod (PHOTOS + VIDEO) https://t.co/V0u6ZB92gj
— TMZ (@TMZ) April 2, 2017
Later that evening, JLo and A-Rod went to dinner in the West Village. Sadly, no Guadalupe. You blew it, A-Rod! You only get once chance at a first impression, and that’s how you do it? With a group photo-op? If you really wanted to impress JLo’s mama, you would have pulled out all the stops. Guadalupe didn’t get dressed up in her Burlington Coat Factory best just for a pathetic little pap walk. Guadalupe deserved a fancy dinner last night too. And after dinner, she should have been whisked away to the club of her choice, be it dance, night, or strip. Love may not cost a thing to JLo, but I refuse to believe that impressing a woman like Guadalupe comes cheap.
There’s a reason why Drake seems to be cuddling up to ex Nicki Minaj’s gigantic buttock implants lately via Instagram and diss track cameos. As speculated earlier last week, Jennifer Lopez has put the brakes on Wheelchair Jimmy and moved over to the man that’s had just about every proud celebrity slut in the game in his bed – A-Rod!
Page Six reports that JLo and her Rod were snapped getting up in each other’s personal space in the Bahamas on Friday night.