Category: A-Rod

Jennifer Lopez And A-Rod Could Get Engaged This Christmas

December 14, 2017 / Posted by:

According to People, there’s a very good chance that A-Rod will present Jennifer Lopez with a dazzling and beautiful symbol of their love this Christmas. No, not their Vanity Fair cover blown up eight feet tall in a polished gold frame. I’m talking about an engagement ring.

After gushing about each other for what feels like decades (it’s been less than a year), and months of marriage rumors, Jennifer Lopez is seriously ready to make A-Rod her fourth husband.

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J-Rod Brought Their Love To The Cover Of Vanity Fair

October 31, 2017 / Posted by:

Before you know it, it will be the holiday season and that means there’s plenty of presents to buy. Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod’s respective publicists have clearly started planning ahead for those potential credit card bills in January by securing themselves an extra-large Christmas bonus this year. Apropos of nothing more than just dating for eight months, J-Rod made their magazine cover debut for the December issue of Vanity Fair.

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Jennifer Lopez Has Alex Rodriguez Locked In For Good

September 14, 2017 / Posted by:

In about 10 years when Jennifer Lopez  is damn near 60 years old (because it’s closer than you think),  I believe it will be time for her to release her memoir entitled Man Trap: My Life In Pictures. Unfortunately for us this memoir will only consist of photos that feature JLo putting up her middle finger in front of pictures of all her exes. And then, the very last page will be a drawing of a heart with the words A-Rod 4EVER inside of it. Because according to JLo, Alex Rodriguez is the best man she’s ever known
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JLo Reportedly Hired A Private Investigator To Follow A-Rod

July 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Ah, new romance. Is there anything better? Romantic dinners. Strolls for the paps. Hiring a professional to track your boyfriend’s every move. Wait, what do you mean you’ve never gotten so suspicious that you’ve paid money to a stranger with a private investigator’s license? You’ve clearly never been as in love as Jennifer Lopez.

Last month, JLo’s relationship with A-Rod was shook to the foundation (the foundation being cement mixed with photocopies of their pap agency agreements) when The National Enquirer claimed on the front cover that A-Rod was cheating on JLo with a fitness model. A source tells UsWeekly that JLo responded to the cheating rumors by hiring a private investigator to get to the bottom of it. The source says she hired a PI because she’s “really into” him, and because she’s “trying to control as much as she can.” Unfortunately, the JLo’s cover was blown and A-Rod wasn’t happy.

“He found out and they had a huge fight,” the insider tells Us. “But they’re working through it.”

How did he find out he was being investigated? I would assume JLo would hire the most discrete of private eyes. But maybe she was so desperate to find out if A-Rod really was two-timing her, she picked the first PI she found in the phone book, and ended up with a dude whose idea of investigating was to catch A-Rod red-handed by hiding behind a trash can outside of A-Rod’s house. “Psst. Yeah, you. You cheated today? Where you going? To your other girlfriend’s house? Help me out here.

At least she’ll know for next time to hire the best in the biz. If you really want to catch a cheater, you call up Joey Greco!



Open Post: Hosted By J-Rod Working The Ho Stroll In Paris

June 19, 2017 / Posted by:

Around this time last year, the completely natural and real couple of Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston spread their organic love throughout Europe while keeping the paps working overtime. This year, it was the completely natural and real couple of  JLo and A-Rod’s turn to graciously help out the paparazzi industry by leading them through France.

J-Rod started off their trip to France on a yacht in Nice (because what’s the point of doing a photo-op couples tour if you’re not going to give the paps at least one swimsuit shot) and they ended in Paris where they decided to really spice up a photo-op by bringing in props! J-Rod’s couples photo-op choreographer gave them matching ice cream cone props J-Rod spontaneously bought ice cream cones and worked it for the paps while looking so in love. That picture above clearly shows who’s the pro and who’s the amateur. JLo is striking a perfect JCPenney catalog pose for the paps and knows not to completely eat the prop, while amateur ass A-Rod is eating the prop!

Every pro pap poser knows that you’re not supposed to completely devour the ice cream prop. A half-eaten ice cream cone looks ugly in pictures! You’re supposed to sensually lick it like it’s your lover’s down-low part. But in A-Rod’s defense, JLo eventually went in on her ice cream cone too (see: first picture in the gallery below). If the old rumor about steroid use is actually true, then JLo probably just wanted a mouthful of something for a change.

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