Category: A Mother’s Love
Jenna Ortega’s Mom Posted About The Dangers Of Smoking After Pictures Of Jenna Puffing On A Cigarette Went Viral
Gen Z took a quick pause from filling out their rooms with vape clouds to express their deep disappointment with Jenna Ortega for smoking cigarettes after she was papped taking a long drag from the dreaded cancer stick. And the captain of the shame ship was led by Jenna’s mom, Natalie Ortega, who as BuzzFeed points out, spammed Instagram with anti-smoking themed memes and articles clearly putting her daughter on blast for dancing with the (Marlboro) red devil.
Elizabeth Holmes Has Given Birth To Her Second Child And Wants To Delay Her Prison Sentence Since She Has A Newborn Now
Today in Great News For Amanda Seyfried: Convicted fraudster Elizabeth Holmes‘ continued post-season antics have provided more than enough material to guarantee that Hulu will be reaching out to Amanda for a second season of The Dropout. And she hasn’t even started serving her 11-year prison sentence for fraud yet! According to People, Elizabeth has just given birth to her second child with husband Billy Evans, and has asked the court if it would be OK, given that she’s not a flight risk, not with a NEWBORN, if she could, pretty please, hold off on serving her time while she appeals her conviction. **stares in Elizabeth Holmes***
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**stares in Elizabeth Holmes***
**STARES IN ELIZABETH HOLMES***
Keke Palmer Has Given Birth To A Baby Boy And The Reviews About His Name Are Mixed
We are all officially old as hell because Keke Palmer, who I still think of as the spelling champ cutie from Akeelah and the Bee, is not only turning thirty this year, she also gave birth to her first child over the weekend. Please pass me the Metamucil and vodka so I can toast to this happy occasion. And of course, there were a few who were disappointed about Keke and her man Darius Jackson‘s decision to name their newborn son Leodis Andrellton Jackson. But hit back.
CoCo Defends Bathing Her Six-Year-Old Daughter In A Kitchen Sink
CoCo is no stranger to getting shamed and dragged on how she raises her and Ice-T’s six-year-old daughter, Chanel Nicole. And CoCo’s also quick to check a bitch who tries to reprimand how she performs her motherly duties. CoCo continues to dodge bullets with her explanations including breastfeeding Chanel way past the age it should stop to wearing swimwear inspired by the P-Valley collection at Walmart to waterparks while out with her kid. Now she’s facing backlash for using convenience over cleanliness while bathing little Chanel in their kitchen sink.
Prince Andrew Has Lost Another Title But THE QUEEN Reportedly Wants Him To Make A Comeback For Her Jubilee
THE QUEEN’s favorite son, Prince Andrew, has been honored with many titles over the years, in addition to the one he was born with, which is Andrew Albert Christian Edward, Duke of First Names. In 1987, on the day he wed Sarah Ferguson, aka Fergie, First Of Her Name, THE QUEEN officially gave him the title of His Royal Highness Prince Andrew, Duke of York. From there he just kept racking up the honorifics, and in addition to several military and honorary titles, Andrew’s been distinguished as Randy Andy, HBH: His Buffoon Highness, Baby Grumpling, Air Miles Andy, The Cunt, and whatever it is his brother Prince Charles calls him behind his back.
Gwyneth Paltrow And Daughter Apple Get Mother-Daughter Piercings Every Year For Apple’s Birthday
Every year on the unfortunately-named Apple Martin’s birthday, she and momma Gwyneth Paltrow get piercings together (what, no vaginal steaming?). Because in case ya didn’t know, Goopy’s not like a regular mom, she’s a *cool* mom. Gwyneth shared this information on Goop’s website to promote the brand’s new “G. Label” jewelry collection. She says Apple was a big inspiration for the pieces. Now, Gwyneth didn’t specify where she and Apple got pierced for the teen’s recent 17th birthday, but hopefully next year Goopy tries piercing her lips shut. Her face lips, yeesh! Get your minds outta the gutter.