I don’t know how, I don’t know why, but my cynical heart has finally found its kryptonite. Within minutes of learning that Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves would be starring in the romantic comedy Destination Wedding, my play cousin texted me and was like, “we’re taking the day off of work to see this right?”, to which I responded, “duh”. There is just something so right about those two together. So yeah, I’m buying whatever it is they’re selling. Which, according to an Entertainment Tonight interview, is that they’ve secretly been harboring crushes on each other since the first day they met. Gah!
The 90s are what’s up in fashion these days or so says Kanye West. Does that mean you should start trolling eBay for Hypercolor Tees and oversized overalls? Maybe wait until you get clear instructions from Kanye first. He’ll be happy to put you on blast like he did his wife and partner in fuckery Kim Kardashian.