Obviously nothing can ever top the legendary sequinned charisma of Lil’ Kim’s purple nipple cover at the 1999 MTV VMA’s, but that’s not nearly a good enough excuse for people not to try. An iconic look is like rolling dice; you might wear something that ends up in one of those Best Looks of ALL TIME galleries for the rest of the internet’s existence, or you might be just wearing clothing. Cardi B could have shocked eyes by showing up in big hair, a dramatic cape, and no pants, but – yawn – been there, done that. Instead, Cardi B made her first red carpet appearance since giving birth last month in a purple gown by Nicolas Jebran and a pussycat wig. Cardi is giving me eccentric Beverly Hills housewife at a charity gala trying to steal the spotlight from her rival Bitsy Saint Claire. Wait a second – rich, attention-getting, short dark hair, daughter’s name spelled with an unnecessary K? Kris Jenner must be so flattered right now.
It would appear Amber Rose hasn’t downgraded from 21 to a 17 like we all feared. It was just yesterday that the internet thought 34-year-old Amber Rose was hooking up with 17-year-old rapper child Lil Pump. As is turns out, Amber’s heart might still be beating for her one-time love, 25-year-old rapper 21 Savage. Amber and 21 broke up back in March after about nine months of dating and several months of underwear-sniffing. Amber recently said that she doesn’t feel the same way about 21 Savage as she might some of her other ex-boyfriends. No shady booty play clap-backs here; Amber thinks 21 Savage is a great guy and admits she still loves him.
Amber Rose, 34, has confirmed that she and 21 Savage, 25, are over. Sort of. During an appearance on radio show Big Boy’s Neighborhood (via Bossip), the Slut Walk spokeswoman explained that she and er, 21 are no longer a couple. Their break-up doesn’t mean that she’s not still madly in love with him. In fact, she’s so madly deeply, so incredibly sprung, has caught so many feelings over Mr. Savage, that she claims she hung on to a pair of his drawers and sniffs the crotch area daily. As our male readers note how sweaty downstairs can get during a working day and how they wouldn’t let a woman they HATE smell the crotch of their end-of-the-day panties out of a reflexive concern for human life, let’s recognize what Amber’s confession means. It means REAL LOVE. Continue reading