Category: 2019 Golden Globes

Emma Stone Shouts Apology For Playing An Asian Person In “Aloha” During The Golden Globes

January 7, 2019 / Posted by:

During the Golden Globes last night, host Sandra Oh made a joke about Crazy Rich Asians, saying that it was the “first studio film with an Asian-American lead since Ghost in the Shell and Aloha.” Now, as you remember Ghost In The Shell and Aloha both cast white chicks as Asian characters. Everyone laughed and laughed, and one person who was laughing out of discomfort and shame, decided she would clear the air live: the quarter-Chinese, quarter-Hawaiian character herself, Emma Stone.

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Regina King Declared That All Projects She’s A Producer On Will Be Made Up Of 50% Women 

January 7, 2019 / Posted by:

At last night’s Golden Globes, Regina King, won the Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in Any Motion Picture award for her performance in If Beale Street Could Talk. And although some people get in front of the mic and are quickly tackled offstage by the shady “Wrap that shit up B!” music, Regina’s speech won another award for Best No-Fucks Given During A Speech because she stood her ground to have her say.

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Christian Bale Pissed Off Dick Cheney’s Daughter After Thanking Satan For Inspiring His Performance In “Vice”

January 7, 2019 / Posted by:

If you stayed up last night rotting your brain with rich people awkwardly thanking each other for being fabulous while getting drunk off Moet (AKA the Golden Globes), then you saw Christian Bale win the Golden Globe for Best Actor in a Motion Picture Comedy or Musical for his role as Dick Cheney in Vice. During his semi-awkward and messy (weren’t they all) acceptance speech, he thanked a plethora of people, but he did make one notable call out who (despite his involvement behind the scenes) is not normally thanked at American award shows: Satan.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 7, 2019 / Posted by:

When you dragged your carcass to bed last night, you probably counted on two things happening today: 1. That you’d wake up cursing your mom for not making you with an alien from the planet Antares Prime so that you could stop time with your fingers and go back to sleep. And 2. That the Fiji Water Girl from the Golden Globes will be today’s Hot Slut of the Day. Well, I cannot ruin my reputation of being predictable as all hell, so by popular demand, today’s HSOTD crown sits on the head of the Fiji Water Girl!

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Billy Porter Showed Everyone How It’s Done On The Golden Globes Red Carpet

January 7, 2019 / Posted by:

The red carpet at the 76th Annual Golden Globes is normally overrun with men in tight suits who look terrified to sit down and ladies serving tits galore in ridiculously expensive dresses. Yawns and eye rubs all night, right? That’s true unless you’re Billy Porter from  Pose. If your eyes have never witnessed the magic that is Pose yet then stop what you’re doing and watch the first episode right now! If you have watched Pose then please get all the way into Billy, who portrays Pray Tell on the show, as he poses and slays everyone with a cape worthy enough for its own limited edition superhero series.

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