And it’s not because Sylvester Stallone was seated across from him and had to look at his janky beard and matching stringy hair situation all night. It’s actually the opposite of that. Sylvester Stallone wanted to sit at same table as Casey Affleck at the Golden Globe awards. In fact, he and his wife Jennifer Flavin were supposed to be seated at a table that included Casey and Matt Damon. But People says that when they went to sit down during the opening number, they noticed there was only one open chair and the story took a dramatic turn.
Emma Stone really didn’t have much to say about that junior prom princess dress when she reached Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet of the Golden Globes last night. The face she’s making in that picture above kind of says all that needs to be said, really. It’s very “Please direct all Worst Dressed lists to my stylist.”
Unlike Nate Parker, the sexual harassment allegations against Casey Affleck haven’t put much of a dent in his awards show game, and there’s a 99.99999% chance that he will wrap his fingers around Oscar’s body on February 26. The only way that won’t happen is if every Academy voter gets some sense knocked into them and finds a way to give the Best Actor Oscar to Bo Bice for the riveting and raw performance he gave in a local news interview.
Brad Pitt has been sort of keeping a low profile while he deals with the never-ending drama of his personal life, but he came out to introduce Moonlight at the Golden Globe awards last night. Apparently the rich and famous of Hollywood were really happy to see Brad Pitt. Some even got out of their chairs and gave him a standing ovation. By the sound of the applause he received, it was as if he had just told everyone that the bar was rimming all shots with coke or that Jon Hamm was giving free horsey rides.
But while many sprained the muscles in their face from cringing over Tom Hiddleston’s self-absorbed acceptance speech, I nearly squirted out a tear over how he and Taylor Swift didn’t make it past the contract renegotiation stage. I learned last night that they are really perfect for each other. They both seem to love a shameless photo-op and they both have a gift for making absolutely everything about them. They really were a match made in ME ME ME HELL.
While Ryan Reynolds was being consoled by Andrew Garfield (“I know I know, you would have won if musicals and comedies had separate categories“), Ryan Gosling thanked the Hollywood Foreign Press Association for giving him his first Golden Globe award. Ryan took home Best Actor in a Musical/Comedy last night for La La Land, and he filled his acceptance speech with nice things about his “lady” Eva Mendes.