This Boy Belongs to Brangelina Now!

March 15, 2007 / Posted by:

Pham Quang Sang (first kid) was born November 2003 and now he has been adopted by Angelina Jolie. She has changed his name to Pax Thien Jolie. His name means Peaceful Sky – Pax is peace in Latin and Thien is sky in Vietnamese.

Angie’s rep confirms that she was arrived in Vietnam yesterday and the adoption became official today. Maddox has joined Angie to tell the kid what’s what. The three will stay in Vietnam for another week until the boy’s passport is ready.

Brad Pitt was unable to go due to his filming commitments in Los Angeles.

Do you think Mad and Ang brought hair and stylists to make him over right away or are they going to way until they back to the States?


Birthday Sluts 3/15

March 15, 2007 / Posted by:

Bret Michaels (44)
Eva Longoria (32)
Mark McGrath (39)
Terence Trent D’Arby (45)
Fabio (46)
Sly Stone (63)
David Cronenberg (64)
Judd Hirsch (72)



March 14, 2007 / Posted by:

Dear New York,

You are a man and need to let the public know. I know trannies need love to.

xoxoxoMichael K

PS – I don’t know if you haven’t noticed, but you have CoCo’s ass on your chest.



Tweaker Tonya

March 14, 2007 / Posted by:

Nancy Kerrigan’s best girlfriend ever, Tonya Harding, is making news in Washington. Clark County coppers responded to two calls from Tonya early Sunday morning. They described her as “tweaking out.”

According to Tonya, four men and women tried to steal her car. The cops found her story completely bullshit. A few hours later, Tonya’s friend called and told the cops that she was “seeing animals” WTF?! Stop sniffing drano, you trailer trash bitch!

The cops showed up and took Tonya back to her trailer. Oh damn, she really lives in a trailer?

She’s still the most elegant princess on ice in my opinion and by ice I mean fried up Nyquil.


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