What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 peices of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publisist instead of a nutritionist?
HINT: Her nickname is lettucecup…
Drunken Stepfather has uncovered more pictures of the black hole aka Britney Spears’ lady parts. Why do I hate myself so much? I can’t believe I actually stared at these while sipping my morning coffee. Chock Full O’ Nuts will never be the same!
Click below if you want to die, but they are extremely NSFH (Not Safe for Humans)
Nicole Richie straight-up dumped her stylist, Rachel Zoe, and now skeletor has risen from the Underworld to speak out about it. She told Star Magazine:
“There has been a lot of speculation as to the cause of my parting with client Nicole Richie. After trying to be a good friend to Nicole, we made a mutual decision to sever our working relationship. Changes are inevitable in any business relationship. I am very fortunate to have such a wonderful life, I have been married for 10 years and have been a stylist for more than 15 years and am lucky to work with such a diverse group of women of all shapes and sizes that inspire me everyday. I have nothing but love for Nicole and wish her only health and happiness.”
Translation: “I hate the skankbitch. I’m hungry. My husband hates me. I hope Nicole dies a terrible and painful death. I only like skinny hos.”
Kid Rock needs major help. Page Six is reporting that Pamela Anderson’s 4-month marriage to Kid Rock ended because of Borat. For those of you that haven’t seen the movie, Sasha Baron Cohen aka Borat becomes fixated with Pamela Anderson after watching an episode of “Baywatch.” He makes it his life goal to travel to Hollywood and marry her. Well at a screening of the film, Kid Rock didn’t like this.
A source said, “Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, ‘You’re nothing but a whore! You’re a slut! How could you do that movie?’ – in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing.
“Pam thought he could have a sense of humor about the movie. She was in on the gag from the very beginning and loved doing the movie. And on the eve of what was supposed to be a very positive thing, he made it an awful night.
“Ever since that night, it has been icicles between them,” the friend relates. “Bob is just a very unhappy and angry man. Pam is very disenchanted and sad. You know, there are reasons why she never married him before. Those reasons disappeared while they were together on a boat in St. Tropez, but she knows now that they never went away. The reality is he is an insecure, angry man.”
Breaking up over Borat?! How lame is that? I know Bob aka Kid Rock is a redneck and all, but doesn’t he know that it’s just a movie?
Ms. Spears, the bad news is that your son somehow turned up in our dog pound while you were out on the town this weekend. The good news is that he says the food here is much better than at home. – Roberticus