Birthday Sluts

December 14, 2006 / Posted by:

Patty Duke (60)
KaDee Strickland (29)
Tammy Blanchard (30)
Tia Texada (33)
Natascha McElhome (35)
Beth Orton (36)
Ted Raimi (41)
Alice Ripley (43)
Lee Remick (71)


Is Nicole Richie Going to the Big House?

December 13, 2006 / Posted by:

TMZ is reporting that Nicole Richie could face jail time from her recent DUI on Monday. Nicole was previously arrested for DUI in 2002. She told cops she only ate frenchies and had a shot of vodka. Richie was stopped in her Toyota Corolla after a UCLA police officer observed her blowing a red light and driving over a speed bump at more than 50 miles an hour in an area with a 15 mph speed limit. Her license was suspended and she was put on probation. Months later she was arrested again for having heroin and driving under a suspended license.

California law states that if you’re convicted twice for a DUI you must serve 5 days in jail.

Well, she looks good in black and white or orange, whatever they wear nowadays. She’s going to be someone’s wife too. She’ll made a good wife except for the cooking part.

Please they are going to cut her ass some slack and probably make her stay at a Holiday Inn or a Motel 6.

Does Queen Latifah Have a Broken Lesbian Heart?

December 13, 2006 / Posted by:

Rumors are circulating that Queen Latifah has broken it off with her girlfriend of 3 years. Queen Latifah has never publicly spoke about her sexuality or relationships. She has never denied, but she’s never admitted to being gay.

Concrete Loop is reporting that they have received some tips that Queen was dating her trainer, Jeanette Jenkins.

Word has it that Queen Latifah and her rumored girlfriend, Jeanette Jenkins, broke it off after three years of dating. Jenkins is a trainer who has worked with numerous stars, and some of you may have seen her in those heath commercials that air on BET.

Also rumor has it that Jeanette is about to go public with the news that she used to date Queen.

A sad lesbian is a sad thing. Again, I’m not saying that she is gay or that she’s ever had a relationship with Jeanette. It’s purely rumor. She’s still my favorite Cover Girl. Oh and this makes sense since she was probably spending time boinking the trainer instead of working out!


It Pains Me to Say This…..

December 13, 2006 / Posted by:

Fishsticks Paltrow actually looks hot here. UGH! WHY?! I want to kill myself for saying that. She attended some event in Moscow last night and hopefully some local person will trade her in for some bread.

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Image Source: Celebrity Nation


Nicole Richie Blames it on Female Trouble

December 13, 2006 / Posted by:

UsWeekly is reporting that Nicole Richie is telling friends that she took Vicodin the night of her arrest for DUI, because of menstruation cramps. She told people that she’s only taken it a couple times a month, because her cramps are so painful. A source said, “She knows she made a mistake, but overall she’s in a better place. She has come a long way from her heroin days.”

She’s also upset that the coppers listed her weight as 85. Her friend said that she actually weighs 95lbs and has no idea where the cops came up with 85.

I’ve never had period cramps, so I’m not sure how painful it is…but Vicodin? Isn’t that a little much? She might as well hook-up a morphine drip to her ass. Please, you know she was washing that down with some hooch and there’s nothing wrong with it. She just shouldn’t have been driving.

And she’s 95lbs?! FAT ASS!

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