Take That, Sasha Fierce!

/ November 24, 2008

Alien Princess RiRi had to find a way to top Sasha Fierce in the “I’m so avante-garde” department and wearing an eye patch was the answer. Shiver me timbers! The eye patch made sense since it looks like she has an annoying bird on her head and she moves like she has a peg leg. She fucking looked like Prince from the 80s dressed as a pirate to a Waterworld-themed S&M party.

Together, Alien Princess RiRi and Sasha Fierce are making thousands of Sci-Fi nerd peens go raw. They are like a Sci-Fi nerd’s wet dream come true.

Click here to see Space Pirate RiRi’s performance, but the pictures really say it all.

Also, here’s a few pics of RiRi walking the red carpet while wearing Holly Hobbie’s bedskirt after it was left in the dryer too long.

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Chicken Cutlets On Primetime Television!

/ November 24, 2008

I knew there was a good reason why I was sat through the American Mess Awards last night, it was so that I could catch a glimpse of our beloved “Hot Babe of the Year” and international supermodel Phoebe Price! I smelled the aroma of crispy chicken skin even before the camera caught her ravishing fire nest.

PP was there because what’s an award without the hardest-working seat filler in the business! She gave out mints in the ladies bathroom between her seat filling shifts. I kid, I kid. PP was there because when you think of America, you think of PP. When you think of music, you think of PP. And when you think of award shows, you think of PP. Clearly.

Chicken Cutlets was even caught on camera like twice! She probably got a total of 10-seconds airtime. I think that’s a record for her! And the Emmy for Sexiest Chicken Cutlets Filling an Awards Show Seat goes to…..

Here’s more of PP wearing a vintage David’s Bridal bridesmaids dress last night.

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Weird Shooting At The Scientology Centre

/ November 24, 2008

This is some weird news, but I guess since it happened on the grounds of the Scientology Celebrity Centre in Hollywood, it’s not so weird?

A man in his 40s drove up to the Centre in a red convertible yesterday afternoon. He got out of his car and approached three security guards carrying two 5-foot samurai swords in each hand. This shit sounds like just a regular afternoon down in Tommy Girl’s sex dungeon. Unfortunately, it was not and one of the security guards shot the man with a semiautomatic handgun. According to the police, the surveillance video showed the man waving the swords at the guards. One of the HBICs of the LAPD said, “The evidence is very clear the security officers were defending their safety.”

The police said that the man was involved with the Scientologists a long time ago, but they aren’t sure what his relationship was with them.

Was shooting the dude really necessary? Couldn’t they taser him or better yet, sic Jenna Elfman’s crazy ass on him.

And it’s nice to know that “so-called church” guards are carrying guns. Does this mean that nuns carry glocks in their garters?

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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 21st!

/ November 24, 2008

I wonder whose cheeks have been stuffed with more meat? – jazzfish_77

Runners-up:

The bottom of the barrel is upholstered in pink and leopard skin. – Deb

Phoebe knew she had to make a quick decision; She would either continue her ban on Chanel, or miss a completely genuine photo opportunity. –justinwrtiesx3

The guy from Saw has nightmares too. – Sweetas

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Thanks to everyone who sent this shit in!

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Birthday Sluts

/ November 24, 2008

Linda Tripp (59)
Katherine Heigl (30)
Colin Hanks (31)
Shirley Henderson (43)
Ruben Santiago-Hudson (52)
Lee Michaels (63)
Billy Connolly (66)

P.S. – Yes, that’s John Goodman as Linda. He looks way hotter.

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