Just Jared has a pic of Katie Holmes with Suri Cruise spotted at LAX last night. Where the hell are they going, it’s Oscar weekend?! That other lady is Tommy’s mom. Suri is the hotness, but looks like a raccoon caught in the dark. Crazy eyes. They totally hypnotized her ass.
No, it’s Macy Gray. She got the Fantasia do’ and looks like a cockatoo on crack. I love her crazy ass. She performed at a Vanity Fair concert in Los Angeles last night. Furthermore, where the hell did she get that dress?! It looks like it was crumpled up in the bottom of a discount bin at Filene’s Basement. Jesus, someone give this ho a free dress! That ain’t right for you.
Nick Cannon reportedly married Victoria’s Secret model, Selita Banks, in Las Vegas last weekend after just knowing her for three-weeks. They haven’t confirmed the marriage, but sources are saying they did it on the spur of the moment. Selita’s friends aren’t talking though. One friend said, “She just spent Valentine’s Day with another guy who got her all this stuff from Tiffany and Cartier. She’s a player and just having fun since she signed her $17 million contract with Victoria’s Secret.” $17 million?! WTF? I’m gonna get me some breasts and learn how to keep my mouth half open. I mean anyone can do that! Anyway, they will annull that mess on the down low next week. Watch! Source
Amanda Lepore had to go there during a signing of David Lachapelle’s new book “Heaven to Hell” in NYC last night. I’m definitely going to hell looking at these pics, but I don’t see any sign of heaven. Her nipple doesn’t know where to run! It’s trying to go towards her face, but realizes where it’s going….so it’s turning around to go towards her vag and realizes again that’s not an option. Poor thing. Someone get it a compass. The NSFW pics are after the jump! Jump!
Marc Anthony has no business getting that close to a camera. I can barely take him from afar. Imagine waking up to that? No wonder JLo is a straight-up BITCH, she wakes up running from her life every morning. Anyhoo (ugh I hate that term), brought a little sex and death to the Premio Lo Nuestro a la Música Latina 2007 in Miami last evening. JLo looks hot from the neck up, but that dress is one of Oksana Bauil’s old ones. Ice Capades! I can’t even comment on Skeletor. That shiny suit was probably meant to make him look at least half alive, but it’s not working. Somebody do CPR on him or something! Damn.
Brangelina are apparently planning to buy another child. The new purchase will join Maddox from Cambodia, Zahara from Africa and Shiloh from Angie’s twat. Rumor has it that they are focusing on Vietnam. A source claims they filed adoption papers in Vietnam. Brad and Angie visited an orphanage last year and Angie visited by herself last month. A source said, “Angelina and Brad have filed papers with the US Citizenship and Immigration services to adopt a boy from the Tam Binh orphanage in Ho Chi Minh City.” Where’s the Latin ones? Damn, give them some love! I’m joking, they are good people for taking kids in need. But Angie did say she wanted a kid from every country. I’m just saying! Source