Fake Eyes, Hair and Breasts

March 30, 2007 / Posted by:
After her 5-hour divorce meeting with KFed, Britney put on her wig (attached to the fugliest hat ever) and blue contacts and headed to the Bridge lounge in West Hollywood to celebrate.  
Hot from the neck down, but a huge mess from the neck up. Here's another ho fighting the hot. Brit has a lot of potential, but she lets the hick take over by adding unnecessary accessories.  

Baby Borat!

March 30, 2007 / Posted by:
Isla Fisher is reportedly knocked up with Borat's baby! An inside source said that Isla announced she's expecting Sacha Baron Cohen's baby at the Cat and the Fiddle pub in Los Angeles.
"Isla called everyone to a toast and gushed, 'We have got good news. I am pregnant.' "
The couple are currently engaged and her rep won't confirm or deny the pregnancy.
Am I the only one that thinks he's really? He looks like he's all nuts and dick. He probably has a hairy penis, but a little Nair for Men will fix that issue. 

JLo Hates Her Own

March 30, 2007 / Posted by:
Jennifer Lopez is currently promoting the hell out of her Spanish-language album,  "Como Ama una Mujer", and the President of the biggest Latin music retail outlet says she won't attend events at his stores. 
David Massry of Ritmo Latino (50 stores Nationwide) said,  "We've supported her from the beginning. Now we're told by her record company she will only visit Anglo retail outlets. This is a Spanish-language CD, and if she wants to discriminate against the Latin community, then we will not sell her product."
Ritmo will not sell the album. JLo could not be reached for comment.
I agree that JLo's music should be banned, but only because ho can't SING! 

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