One of the Hotti Gottis, Frank Agnello, was arrested earlier this month in New York when he went through a red light. The 16-year-old son of Victoria Gotti was caught with marijuana, OxyContin and morphine pills. His passenger, Juliana Buckley was also found with morphine in her purse.
They are due in court this January. OxyContin?! Um, ghetto. Is it wrong that I think he’s still kind of hot?
Cameron Diaz went on Jay Leno last night and talked about her nose job in past tense. It was reported that she already had the operation for “breathing issues.” She said she can’t breathe out of her right nostril, because she has so much jizz stuck up there. Actually, due to accidents and such.
She said, “It’s not cosmetic, it’s for breathing purposes. They’re going to go in and fix the bone so the deviated septum is no longer blocked. You won’t notice… it’s not cosmetic.”
Earlier, she told Ellen Degeneres that she won’t marry Justin Timberlake. She said she’s a commitment phobe. Yeah, I don’t think he wants to marry her ass either.
Shanna Moakler basically almost went to jail for Travis Barker. She gave Paris Hilton the smack down, because P was scamming on her husband. Well, it looks like Shanna forgave him. The two went out to dinner at Mr. Chow’s last night. I guess Shanna really wants a STD.
Over her! That being said, I’m sure she’s really good at getting titty-fucked.
Prince Lorenzo of New Jersey picked his bride, they won’t last – Reality Blurred
TomKat marriage trouble already?! – SOW
Peta hates Nicole Richie – Gabsmash
Douche driving with Fabian Basabe – BWE
PS – I am having server issues yet again today. Some website in like Japan linked to Britney’s bagina causing record traffic, but also shut downs. Britney bagina’s causes pain and suffering and must be stopped! Thanks for being patient!
Derek Jeter and Jessica Biel spent their weekend spewing their love juices all over Las Vegas. The pair were spotted on Saturday making out at Wynn’s Tryst nightclub in Las Vegas. They were spotted the next two nights at different clubs “canoodling.”
The duo were first spotted in “love mode” on November 15th. That’s fine, but Derek really needs to plump up his lips. Like he has none!
Guess where Britney Spears was last night? At home watching “The Fox and the Hound” with her kids? No, she was bumping uglies with Parasite Hilton again at Hyde. This is like the fourth night in a row these damn skanks have been out together. All this partying is seriously taking a toll on Brit. She looks like she’s been used hard and hung up wet. Oh and glasses won’t make you look more smart, dumbass. She looks like a dude!