Meeting in the Ladies Room

February 10, 2007 / Posted by:

Justin Timberlake and KFed came face to face on the red carpet at a pre-Grammy party for Rolling Stone magazine. You could tell JT wanted nothing to do with his ass, but had to put on a front for the cameras. I’m not sure how KFed even got in? Unless, he’s serving there. Yeah, that’s the ticket. JT’s neck beard really grosses me out.

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Commenting Has Returned!

February 10, 2007 / Posted by:

FINALLY! I have enabled comments. It seems that WordPress was a major problem and I’m switching softwares, but that mess takes time. You can now comment to your heart’s content, however your comment may go into moderation…meaning it won’t show up right away. Be patient and don’t submit it a second time. Thanks to all for being patient these past few days!

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Birthday Sluts

February 10, 2007 / Posted by:

George Stephanopoulos (46)
Emma Roberts (16)
Amber Frey (32)
Elizabeth Banks (33)
Laura Dern (40)
Alexander Payne (46)
Roberta Flack (68)

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Sugarpie Lives! Where’s Kimmy?

February 9, 2007 / Posted by:

Thanks to all of you that wrote in to tell me SUGARPIE LIVES! I guess she’s safe in the Bahamas with Dannielynn Hope. My next question is, where’s Kim Walther (seen top left)?! You know that purple-haired lesbian assistant of Anna’s? Oh, she was bi-sexual. Anyway, where is she? I tried to find out when she stopped working for Anna Nicole, but I couldn’t find anything. She has to have some good dirt on Howard. SOMEBODY FIND KIMMY! I’m sure if you stroll up to your local dyke shack, she’d be there.

I leave you with Anna Nicole singing “My Heart Belongs to Daddy.” She really was superhotperfection. She should’ve gotten a ghost singer though.

UPDATE – Thanks to all who sent me Kim’s MySpace! I haven’t written her, because I’m shy!

Rosie Responds……Again

February 9, 2007 / Posted by:

This morning Rosie O’Donnell sort of responded to the death of Anna Nicole Smith. Rosie was under fire for making negative remarks about Anna hours before her death. Rosie wrote this later this 30-minutes ago:

where the light is
Posted by ro on February 9th at 6:25pm in in the news

ME: BIG THINGS GOING ON IN THE NEWS. IF I HAVE TO SEE ANNA NICOLE SMITH ONE MORE TIME ON TELEVISION. THAT WOMAN AND HER PATERNITY TEST. .. AND SHE CAN HARDLY EVEN SPEAK NOW. SHE CAN’T EVEN SPEAK. SHE’S LIKE (I DO A BLANK AND MUMBLE INTO THE CAMERA) …YOU KNOW IT’S A TRAGEDY ALL AROUND. ..HER SON DIED. SHE HAS THIS LITTLE BABY. THERE’S OBVIOUSLY SOME KIND OF MEDICATION OR SUBSTANCE INVOLVED. I DON’T KNOW.
width=400 ELISABETH HASSELBECK: THAT’S AN ODD SITUATION.

KRISTIN CHENOWETH: OR NOT INVOLVED

ME: OR NOT INVOLVED, EVEN WORSE. BUT IT’S SORT OF LIKE DISTRACTING. THE ART OF DISTRACTION. THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE REAL.

EH:WHO DOESN’T.

ME: I THINK OUR CULTURE NOW.

EH:YOU THINK THE THE REPUBLICANS ARE PUTTING ANNA NICOLE ON THE TV ?

ME :NO.

JOY BEHAR: YOU CAN’T BLAME THE REPUBLICANS FOR EVERYTHING.

EH:WE WERE THERE BEFORE. JUST NEEDED TO CHECK.

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i was in the air when Anna Nicole Smith died
the plane landed
my phone rang
“Anna Nicole Smith died three hours ago,” my publicist said
“Do you have a comment?” she asked.

unbearably tragic
2 words only
sums it up
pretty much

simply
to tell the truth
to speak of her suffering
2 notice 2 care

fame
more toxic than crack
one hit
and ur done

more tempting than sex
the suffering of someone else
her pain
entertainment

ya know
all anyone wants
r people who they know
will keep them from going over the edge

focus
breathe
keep me where the light is
we pray

I would comment, but I think my brain died from ANS overload. I’m going to go find out where Sugarpie is. Be right back.

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