Kiki Dunst CANNOT Be Pregnant!

November 28, 2006 / Posted by:

Star Magazine is spreading a rumor that Kiki Dunst is knocked up. What’s their reasoning? They claim that she has been sporting a baby bump on the set of Spider-Man 3 and that she’s “wearing baggy clothing, ordering big boxes of sweet chocolaty treats, and overheard complaining of lower back pain and nausea during filming”.

I can clear this up. She wears baggy clothes to cover up her slimy ass. She orders big boxes of chocolates to dip in her marshmallow body. She complains, because she’s Kiki Dunst! That’s what she does!


A Hooker Goes to Kinko’s

November 28, 2006 / Posted by:

Parasite Hilton took the day off from teaching Britney Spears how to pose with her legs opened and conducted some business at her local Kinko’s. She spent an hour making copies and going on the internet. What kind of business does she need to do? She was probably photocopying her holes and emailing them to the blogs. I mean she has to top Britney.

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I’ll Offer You Lifetime Blowjobs

November 28, 2006 / Posted by:

Taco Bell is offering you a lifetime of tacos if you give them a Playstation 3. The holiday’s most wanted gift is currently being offered on eBay for around 1800 clams. The chain wants to donate the game consoles to the Stanton Teen Center of the Boys & Girls Club. Yeah, right…you know the President wants them for his mistress’ kids.

The lifetime of Taco Bell food is actually the equivalent of $12,500 in Taco Bell Bucks. That can buy you a lot of tacos, but I’m sure your ass will blow up before you consume that many.

If you’re interested e-mail by December 1st.



Matt Lauer’s Wife Has Baby….Who Cares…Just Take Off Your Shirt!

November 28, 2006 / Posted by:

Matt Lauer and his on-and-off again wife, Annette, welcomed a baby boy into this cruel world today. They named him Thijs. Yes, THIJS. Not THIS, THIJS. The name is Dutch and means something Dutch. It does, one of her friends said so!

A source said, “Annette is Dutch and in following with her heritage, the baby was given a Dutch name.”


Um…Why Didn’t He Just Take a Cab?

November 28, 2006 / Posted by:

Tracy Morgan was busted in NYC this morning on suspicion of DUI. Cops saw him weaving back and forth between lanes early this morning and immediately pulled him over. He was charged with misdemeanor charges. Tracy is currently on probation for a previous DUI charge last year in Los Angeles.

Tracy is currently in the cast of 30 Rock on NBC. He also has like fifty kids or something. I don’t get it when hos are arrested for DUI in NYC. There are cabs everywhere, it’s not like it’s difficult.

Afternoon Crumbs

November 28, 2006 / Posted by:

Kate Hudson on to husband #2? – Popsugar

Rihanna backs it up – Hollywood Tuna

Troy Gentry pleads guilty to killing a bear – Cityrag

Photoshop artists worked overtime for this Ashlee Simpson ad – Popbytes

Even more TomKat wedding photos – Mollygood

Tom Cruise’s girdle, lol – Hollywood Rag

More Britney gina action, because I really really hate myself – IDLYITW

Katie’s dad loves Tom...especially after he probably gave him that million dollar check – A Socialite’s Life

Ricky Martin is the hotness – Just Jared

Lohan’s handcuffs want you to look at them – Egotastic!

Britney Spears’ vagina has a song for you – The Gilded Moose


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