Morning Hotness

October 27, 2006 / Posted by:

Seeing Dolly Parton always puts a smile on my face and a little soul in my hole. No idea what that means, but let’s go with it. Yes, she’s had a little work but she admits it! She’s just country y’all! Here she is at CMT Giants Honoring Reba. Dolly is beautiful inside and out and she can never do no wrong. Ok, the make-up is a little wrong…..oh shit…I’ll stop!
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My Nightmare Has Returned

October 27, 2006 / Posted by:

Last season’s American Idol contained a little snot-nosed, fake-haired, phoney-accent, dumb-ass bitch named Kellie Pickler. Kick Pickler! Each week that I was subjected to her ass I wanted to jump through my TV and sock her in the bagina. She literally made the drums in my ears explode into a million little pieces. Well, she’s back to taunt me some more. Here’s the new single from her debut album. This song is probably one of Carrie Underwood’s cast-offs. The video looks like it was shot on a camcorder for $50. Kellie got that $50 from sucking off a High School Football team. Yeah, I’m bitter cause I thought that ho was gone for good!!!

Birthday Sluts

October 27, 2006 / Posted by:

Simon Le Bon (48)
Kelly Osbourne (22)
Patrick Fugit (24)
Vanessa Mae (28)
Matt Drudge (39)
Scott Weiland (39)
Marla Maples (43)
Roberto Benigni (54)
Jayne Kennedy (55)
John Cleese (67)
Ruby Dee (82)


Nicole Richie in a Fat Camp to Get Fat

October 26, 2006 / Posted by:

Nicole Richie is currently seeking help, because bitch can’t get fat. Her spokeswhore says this is not an eating disorder and she’s seeking treatment on why she can’t gain right.

“Nicole Richie has decided to undergo diagnostic treatment to determine why she’s not been putting on any weight. She is working with a team of doctors and specialists whose focus is nutrition. It is important to Nicole that she achieves this goal in a healthy way as this is not a treatment for an eating disorder.”

Um….why don’t you try eating? That usually helps a bitch put on some pounds. Homegirl should live in Tennessee for like a week and she would gain like 25 pounds.



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