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Chyna Doll was on Larry King on Thursday night, crying and creating a scene on the death of ANS. She said how close they were and how she’s so torn up over this. Mrs. Trimspa (the wife of Trimspa’s CEO) nails it into Chyna saying that she’s only using this for her own publicity. I’ve never seen this before and at first I was on Chyna’s side, but she’s soooo putting on a scene. Her 5-inch clit is probably throbbing just thinking of all the free pr she’s getting for this.
Oh and I love how one of Anna’s “close friends” is a Trimspa contest winner or something. Anna was kind of forced to be her bridesmaid. That Anna really didn’t have anyone, did she?
Courtney Love looked miserable and sedated at the Gianni and Donatella Versace honor thingee on Thursday night in Beverly Hills. Court brought Frances Bean and the two looked like they would’ve rather been anywhere but there. CLove really has AA face, all bloated and miserable. You know the type. I’m glad she’s not a mess anymore, but she looks way glazed.
Last night, I totally had dreams of Anna Nicole Smith. She’s in my brains and won’t go away! So, the fact that I’m writing this post makes no sense. ANS is the new crack. Anyway, the newest scandal in this whole soap opera is that Anna’s dead husband may possibly be the true father of Dannielynn Hope. Anna’s sister, Donna Hogan, alleges that she froze the sperm of J. Howard Marshall before he died.
Larry Birkhead, Howard K. Stern and Prince Douchebag have all claimed to be the father of Danni.
Donna thinks that Anna used his sperm to get pregnant, so that she was guaranteed half of J. Marshall’s 1.6 Billion fortune. Donna wrote, “I wouldn’t be shocked at all if it’s J. Howard’s. She saved his sperm after all and that maybe [sic] her trump card in her fight to get the old man’s estate.” Donna goes on and on depicting her dead sister as a calculating, manipulative gold digger.
First of all, how did she get sperm out of oldie olsen? I mean, didn’t have dry orgasms? Can dudes that old squirt the spunk? Second of all, people need to stop coming forward as the true father. I’m actually surprised gold digging KFed hasn’t either asked Danni Hope out or claimed to be her daddy.