Above is a clip taken from Vh1’s now defunct late-night show, Late World With Zach*?, showing a pre-Britney KFed dancing like a beautiful snowflake alongside the show’s host. Who knew KFed had such grace? No wonder Britney fell in love with sensitive and talented creature.
Take a moment from not eating trans fat to vote for December’s HS of the Month! We’ve got Padma Lakshmi from Top Chef, Religious hotness Joel Osteen, flat-chested Pandora Peaks and should-be-pulitzer-prize-novelist Danielle Steele
I know I said it would be announced today, but I lied. Will be announced tomorrow y’all!
Old people alert! Billy Corrigan of Smashing Pumpkins and Courtney Love attended the L.A. premiere of Freedomwriters aka Dangerous Minds 2 with Hilary Swank and McDreamy last night. Billy and Court are a match made in bloated heaven! I mean they should fart into my car. It would provide gas for days. They are puffy! Hills is horse hot as usual.
Dita Von Teese apparently will serve her husband of only 1-year, Marilyn Manson, divorce papers today at a Los Angeles recording studio. Sources say that Dita filed right before Christmas, but couldn’t find Marilyn to deliver him the bad news. Dita’s citing “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for divorce.
The two were married last December after dating for seven years. Friends of Dita say that she’s tried to make it work, but Marilyn is a drunk and doesn’t seem to even notice when she’s not around.
A source said, “She loved him so much, but he has too many demons. He can’t even communicate with her at this point. She tried to tell him she was divorcing him, but she can’t even get him on the phone. She moved out of the house and he hasn’t even noticed.”
Homegirl is better off. I thought they were kind of a hot couple, but it makes that his ass is all sorts of screwed. Dita can keep her MAC all to herself now.
“No, I’m not gay. I know these rumours are out there … I’m cool with the fact that they exist, I mean this is about fantasy. Certain people are going to have certain fantasies, if someone wants to imagine me with a woman, or a man or one of each that’s cool with me as long as you keep watching the show.”
Last night was the premiere of Code Name: The Cleaner which stars Cedric the Entertainer, Lucy Liy and Nicollette Sheridan. Surprisingly, it’s not going to straight to DVD. It’s about….oh like you care! Nobody’s going to see this trash. Lucy Liu looks seriously hot even though she has a wonky eye working overtime. Nicollette looks like…well like Nicollette.