Heidi’s New Boobs and Snout

April 25, 2007 / Posted by:
Heidi from "The Hills" got some new breastes and a new nose. UsWeekly has some of the first pictures of Heidi showing them off at the beach. She recovers fast! She just had them done like two weeks ago.
Heidi would not confirm that she had anything done, but she did say "Whatever women need to do to feel sexy, they should do."
She doesn't need to confirm, her new tits did it for her.
Fug then. Fug now. End of story.

Heather Out, Asia In

April 25, 2007 / Posted by:
Heather Mills one-legged ass was voted out of "Dancing with the Stars" last night. She knew she was going home, so she put together a little speech. She thanked everyone from the make-up girls to the band. That leaves Laila Ali as the sole female contestant and I'm not even sure she's female! Just kidding, she's a female. Wait, is she?
I actually grew to like Heather. She's known as a stupid-piece-of-trash-bitch on both sides of the Atlantic, but I fell for her. Pun intended.
Speaking of trash TV, The Pussycat Dolls has a new tranny! Asia, the 18-year-old single mother from New York won a spot in PCD last night. In the finals, Asia, Chelsea and Melissa were left to battle it out. Chelsea can sing, but homegirl can't dance. She made Heather Mills look like Scat Cat. Melissa looked too much like the lead tranny in PCD, Nicole.
Congratulations Asia! Robin Antin awarded her with a dick tucker and a microphone equipped with vocal effects!

Something’s Different

April 25, 2007 / Posted by:
Has my coffee not kicked in yet or does Rosario Dawson look like she's had a little somethin' soemthing' done? Last night (left) she looked a whole lot different than she did a few weeks ago. I mean maybe it's the make-up and lighting, but she looks fresh-faced with a botox prick. You gotta do what you gotta do.
Rosario looked pretty hot last night at The Hot Pink party benefiting Cancer Research hosted by Sheryl "I don't use TP" Crow and Elton John.
Elizabeth Hurley and Vanessa Manilafolders were also there.  

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