Who Else Will Love Them?

April 17, 2007 / Posted by:
Hulk Hogan and his wife, Linda Hogan, were like made for each other. Both look like they were born from a mixture of jizz and steroids. I mean, who else is going to love them? That's why it saddens me to hear that their marriage on the rocks.
Inside sources say that the trouble started when they started filming their reality show "Hogan Knows Best."
The source said, "Linda got so fed up she quit the VH1 show. She just walked off. No one knows what started that fight but it was serious."
A rep for the show say the couple is doing fine.
Do you think they have hot sex? I bet she moans like a grizzly bear getting an enema. 
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Jennifer Garner is Genuine, I Hope

April 17, 2007 / Posted by:
Jennifer Garner actually loves her family and I believe her. She told InStyle that she can't get enough of her family.
"He's a teddy bear of a guy. Nothing makes me happier than to see the two of them together and her little hands on his face. You know how as a kid you picture yourself with a tall, handsome husband, and you imagine him cuddling your baby? Ben is like that, like, on crack."
Ben needs crack, because he's looking fat. Anyway, here's hot Jen in April's Allure.

Afternoon Crumbs

April 17, 2007 / Posted by:
You know Papa Joe is jackin to this – Just Jared
Jessica Alba makes out with a dog – Popsugar
Paris Hilton's fake ass cleavage makes another appearance – Hollywood Rag
Avril Lavigne is a lazy girlfriend – Cityrag
Bryan Ferry thinks the Nazis were hot – ASL 
Hohan gets felt up by a waiter – Egotastic!
That dude with Pammy totally has one eyebrow – IDLYITW
Kimbo Stewart is even fuglier with spectacles on – Hollywood Tuna
Michelle Pfeiffer looks stunning in Stardust – Popbytes
Kelly Clarkson still needs a stylist – Mollygood
Accidential puke – College Humor


April 17, 2007 / Posted by:
At least try and look happy! You're movie stars. It's evident that Tobey Maguire and Kiki don't like each other. Tobey said in the past that kissing Kiki in Spider-Man 3 was "tough." Probably cause her snag tooth kept getting caught in his upper lip.
I will say that Kiki doesn't look god awful. At least she tried. The two are still in Tokyo whoring themselves out in name of Spidey. James Franco needs a bath and a nap. Bitch looks beat down. 

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