Thank God that only cows are sacred in India and not whores! Parasite Hilton is set to put the people of India through more turmoil by visiting them next year. This piece of trash has already tapped into the Japanese market by probably tapping their businessmen and now she wants to bring it over to India. Parasite’s designer and friend, Anand Jon, who plans to come with her ass, said,
“I am planning to bring a line of high-end evening wear to India by next year. And who could be better than Paris — the ultimate ‘It’ girl — to present my designs?”
More like the ultimate “shit” girl and that’s the truth.
Mr. Anand must have been high on her twat fumes when he said this, “She is a style diva. She is very particular about what she wears. She is the Madonna of our generation.”
To make matters worse, Paris graces the cover of French Vogue next month. Jesus, what the hell is this world coming to? Mass suicide is looking rather lovely right now. I’ll get my Nikes. You bring the Kool-Aid.
This is a long one! It comes from Digital Spy:
A celebrity adopted a child from the same African orphanage as Madonna – but gave the youngster back two months later. Home of Hope director Rev Thomson Chipeta, who refused to name the star, is now concerned that the children he cares for will suffer because of the backlash following Madonna’s decision to adopt Malawi orphan David Banda. “We had a phone call from supporters in the UK on Monday asking what was going on,” he told the News of the World. “I am concerned the reaction may harm the work we are doing. A lot of children are going to suffer because of this. Who knows why they picked David Banda from all the other children? “Another very famous person took a child from us for adoption and brought it back a few months later.” Martin Lowdon, who runs the Malawi Orphan Fund, added: “We regret the fact that there has been so much publicity about one orphan when there are still large numbers of orphans in need of welfare provision.”
I have no effin clue! They don’t give us shit. I’m going to take a gamble and say Tara Reid, because bitch realized she couldn’t afford it!
Is Kate Moss knocked up with Pete Doherty being her baby daddy? That’s according to Petey’s uncle, Phil Michels. He told reporters that he heard the good news over a phone call with Petey from Italy. The couple are currently in Italy on the Babyshambles tour.
Phil said: “I have spoken to Pete twice about the baby and he has confirmed that Kate is pregnant.
“They are both delighted and Pete sounded really excited.”
Phil really isn’t a reliable source since he once said the two were getting married very shortly and that was months ago. I think crack may run in the family.
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