I’ll Offer You Lifetime Blowjobs

November 28, 2006 / Posted by:

Taco Bell is offering you a lifetime of tacos if you give them a Playstation 3. The holiday’s most wanted gift is currently being offered on eBay for around 1800 clams. The chain wants to donate the game consoles to the Stanton Teen Center of the Boys & Girls Club. Yeah, right…you know the President wants them for his mistress’ kids.

The lifetime of Taco Bell food is actually the equivalent of $12,500 in Taco Bell Bucks. That can buy you a lot of tacos, but I’m sure your ass will blow up before you consume that many.

If you’re interested e-mail tacobellnews@tacobell.com by December 1st.



Matt Lauer’s Wife Has Baby….Who Cares…Just Take Off Your Shirt!

November 28, 2006 / Posted by:

Matt Lauer and his on-and-off again wife, Annette, welcomed a baby boy into this cruel world today. They named him Thijs. Yes, THIJS. Not THIS, THIJS. The name is Dutch and means something Dutch. It does, one of her friends said so!

A source said, “Annette is Dutch and in following with her heritage, the baby was given a Dutch name.”


Um…Why Didn’t He Just Take a Cab?

November 28, 2006 / Posted by:

Tracy Morgan was busted in NYC this morning on suspicion of DUI. Cops saw him weaving back and forth between lanes early this morning and immediately pulled him over. He was charged with misdemeanor charges. Tracy is currently on probation for a previous DUI charge last year in Los Angeles.

Tracy is currently in the cast of 30 Rock on NBC. He also has like fifty kids or something. I don’t get it when hos are arrested for DUI in NYC. There are cabs everywhere, it’s not like it’s difficult.

Afternoon Crumbs

November 28, 2006 / Posted by:

Kate Hudson on to husband #2? – Popsugar

Rihanna backs it up – Hollywood Tuna

Troy Gentry pleads guilty to killing a bear – Cityrag

Photoshop artists worked overtime for this Ashlee Simpson ad – Popbytes

Even more TomKat wedding photos – Mollygood

Tom Cruise’s girdle, lol – Hollywood Rag

More Britney gina action, because I really really hate myself – IDLYITW

Katie’s dad loves Tom...especially after he probably gave him that million dollar check – A Socialite’s Life

Ricky Martin is the hotness – Just Jared

Lohan’s handcuffs want you to look at them – Egotastic!

Britney Spears’ vagina has a song for you – The Gilded Moose


Since When is the “Caesar” back?!

November 28, 2006 / Posted by:

One of the Hotti Gottis, Frank Agnello, was arrested earlier this month in New York when he went through a red light. The 16-year-old son of Victoria Gotti was caught with marijuana, OxyContin and morphine pills. His passenger, Juliana Buckley was also found with morphine in her purse.

They are due in court this January. OxyContin?! Um, ghetto. Is it wrong that I think he’s still kind of hot?


Cameron Talks Noses and Marriage

November 28, 2006 / Posted by:

Cameron Diaz went on Jay Leno last night and talked about her nose job in past tense. It was reported that she already had the operation for “breathing issues.” She said she can’t breathe out of her right nostril, because she has so much jizz stuck up there. Actually, due to accidents and such.

She said, “It’s not cosmetic, it’s for breathing purposes. They’re going to go in and fix the bone so the deviated septum is no longer blocked. You won’t notice… it’s not cosmetic.”

Earlier, she told Ellen Degeneres that she won’t marry Justin Timberlake. She said she’s a commitment phobe. Yeah, I don’t think he wants to marry her ass either.


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