The Perfect Wife

February 26, 2007 / Posted by:

tomkatvf3.jpg I will say that Tom Cruise and company have really groomed Katie Holmes into the perfect looking wife. There was a moment there when homegirl was falling apart with sores and shit on her face. They almost look genuinely happy! It’s the painkillers talking. She needs to put those shoulders back though. Oh, I guess then she’ll be a full foot taller than Tom. tomkatvf1.jpg tomkatvf2.jpg

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No Black?

February 26, 2007 / Posted by:

poshvf2.jpg Now that Posh Beckham is in sunny California, she’s shedded some of her signature black. She attended the VF party wearing white. She looked fine. She probably wore white to show off her fake tan. Is she even real?

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Looking Hot

February 26, 2007 / Posted by:

madonnavf1.jpg Madge and Guy Ritchie didn’t attend the Oscars as rumored, but they did attend the Vanity Fair Oscar party. She’s looking and I love the hair. She should keep this look. I can’t see it, but even her vag looks good! madonnavf3.jpg

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It’s Oscar Time, Part II

February 25, 2007 / Posted by:

kidmanbreslin2.jpg Nicole Kidman is taking Abigail Breslin’s soul and the poor girl doesn’t even know it! She needs the soul of a virgin in order to look that plastic. Actually, her dress is hot. Like a skinny Christmas pressie. Abigal’s just a little girl, but she’s just missing a few candles to make her cake look complete! See a bunch of other hos after the jump! Continue reading

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