Britney Spears has put up the Malibu mansion she shared with KFed up for sale. She’s apparently asking around $13 million for the pad. She’s hoping to start fresh and put bad memories behind her. She’s also mulling a move to New York City. She feels the people have been great to her and she really loves the city. Unfortunately, we don’t have an In-N-Out or Coffee Bean here, so she’d be kind of fucked. Britney is in Miami this weekend with the brats working on her album.
On the other side…KFed was spotted checking into a $89 a night motel off the freeway. He was also spotted a Wal-Mart in Maryland buying undies.
Give me a break. This is all for publicity people. He’s not that broke, he’s just putting on a show. Seriously, this whole thing is getting almost as bad as the Anna Nicole saga. If Britney comes forward saying JJ isn’t KFed’s, I’m out of here. I mean, he’s obviously trying to gain sympathy. Furthermore, he probably bought his undies from Wal-Mart when he was with Britney, cause it’s gangster. Ewww, imagine the track marks on his shit.
Bastard baby alert! Tobey Maguire and his fiance, Jennifer Meyer, have welcomed a baby girl to their family. The untitled creation was brought into this world Thursday night at Cedars in Los Angeles. The couple have been together for three years and will marry soon.
I always get them confused with Matt Damon and his wife. Anyway, no word yet on what they will name their child. Probably something super boring like Poppy or Daisy.
Stanley Tucci (46)
Brittny Gastineau (24)
Leonardo DiCaprio (32)
Tyler Christopher (34)
Carson Kressley (37)
Calista Flockhart (42)
Jane Pratt (44)
Demi Moore (44)
Lisa Welchel (46)
Andy Partridge (53)
Jonathan Winters (81)
At last night’s Black Ball in NYC, Kimora Lee Simmons emptied what brain she has left into the hands of her ex, Russell “Turtle” Simmons. I mean…bitch is trying act all classy and shit…and she does this? Furthermore, I thought these two were done? Ugh, this whole situation confuses me. A tranny, a turtle, brains on the red carpet…ugh it’s just too much for a Friday night. Peace.
Jack Palance died of natural causes today in California. He was 87. It came in threes (Jack, Gerald & Ed)!!