The Photoshop Awards: Elliott Yamin

February 7, 2007 / Posted by:

Do you remember Elliott Yamin? He was one of the contestants on American Idol last season. Not only did he get his nasty teefs fixed, but they worked a little magic on his face for his new album cover. That looks nothing like his ass!!! This is what he looks like:

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Mess of a Fashion Show

February 7, 2007 / Posted by:

Heatherette isn’t knowing for putting up serious fashion shows. Last night’s was no exception. Their theme was “Wizard of Oz.” Kimora Lee Simmons was their special guest and I’m not sure which character she played? Was there a tranny giant in that movie? Speaking of trannies, Amanda Lepore was Glinda, Lydia Hearst was Dorothy and Aubrey O’Day from Danity Kane was some kind of jungle creature or something.

Clean up at Bryan Park! We’ve got a huge mess!

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Not Something I Needed to Know

February 7, 2007 / Posted by:

Did Britney Spears have a secret, wild sex life? There were rumors that KFed was about to spill the beans about Brit’s wild life including threesomes and getting lesbo with other girls. Many laughed this off and couldn’t imagine Brit partaking in any of those kind of activities. A friend of KFed’s, Omar “Iceman” Sharif, is confirming KFed’s accusations.

He said, “Britney was into threesomes and girls.”

Sources say that Britney had orgies with as many as 20 girls at once. She would be seen taking several women into her bedroom. Up to 20 chicks at a time.

LALALALAALLALA! Not listening! Not listening! Doesn’t Brit Brit look pretty in pink?

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A Little Bai

February 7, 2007 / Posted by:

Oh Bai Ling! She can put an outfit together, can’t she? This is like a punk rocker, girl scout on crack. She wore this little ensemble to Hyde last night. She kind of looks like those crazy ladies on the street that want to tell your fortune. Nobody wears insanity like Bai.

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A Younger Model

February 7, 2007 / Posted by:

Ryan Phillipe was seen giving 18-year-old Nikki Reed a lift from Winston’s night club in L.A. on Monday night. Nikki is the star of “Thirteen” and “The O.C.” Ryan recently split from his wife, Reese Witherspoon.

Sources claim that Nikki isn’t dating Ryan. She’s dating one of Ryan’s close friends.

Poo! I was hoping Ryan would get with someone younger and hotter just to piss off Reese’s perfect existence. If Hollywood history proves correct, Ryan should be dating either Cameron Diaz or Kiki Dunst any day now.

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People are So Lame

February 7, 2007 / Posted by:

CBS has received complaints on Prince’s Super Bowl performance this past Sunday. During a guitar solo for “Purple Rain” his image was silhouetted against a backdrop showing Prince with some kind of pointy, arrow penis or something.

A CBS spokesperson laughed off the complaints. She said, “We respect other opinions, but it takes quite a leap of the imagination to make a controversy of his performance. It’s a guitar.”

People just love to hear themselves complain. These are probably the same people that kept “Everybody Loves Raymond” on the air for so long. Get over it. They wish Prince had a penis.

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