Madonna’s New Army

April 17, 2007 / Posted by:
Teenage students from an African middle-school formed a ring around Madonna, David and Lourdes to protect them from journalists. The kids started throwing stones at the reporters that were trying to get close to Madonna.
Madge was returning to the orphanage where she adopted David to meet with his father. Police later took over for the stone-throwing kids and moved the media away, so she could meet with David's father in private.
She should hire those kids. They look happy. I can't say anything bad…well…she should comb her hair and Ed Hardy is sick! That's it. Oh and David's a total doll. Ok that's it. 
Thanks Youri

Penis Power

April 17, 2007 / Posted by:

Do me a huge favor. Listen to EVERYTHING this woman tells you. She’s so right and I agree with absolutely every word that’s coming out of her month. Her and I should get together and take our act on the road. She has some public access show called “Vagina and Penis Power” in Atlanta that comes on at 9pm every Wed. I am so moving to Atlanta just to watch her show.

It’s long, but worth every single minute. This woman should go National.

This is the quote of the MILLENIUM and my new life motto:

“We’re hooked on the Penis Power and this man won’t even buy you some shrimp from Long John Silver and that plate’s what, $2.99? But he can give you a mouth full of sperm and a rectum full of sperm. We have to see what our issue is, because a man like that does not respect a woman.”

Source: OMGBlog

Thanks Brooke & Jana

Night and Day

April 17, 2007 / Posted by:
Kellie Pickler and Carrie Underwear may share 3 things: blonde, country and American Idol alumni, but they couldn't be any different. Carrie is the wife and Kellie is the cheap mistress.
Kellie looks like a tuck-stop whore dressing "classy" for her cousin's wedding. Carrie is always the lady. Here's these two at the CMT Awards last night where Carrie cleaned house.

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