FAT ASS!

February 7, 2007 / Posted by:

“Hi my name is Dita Von Tease and when I swallow a sunflower seed you can see it dancing in my stomach. It’s beaaaatiful.”

Burlesque perform and ex of Marily Manson loves the fact that she can get her 24-inch waist down to 16-inches. She says she does it by starving herself before a performance. She loves it though.

She said, ‘I love the feeling, though. It’s like being completely tight.’

You know Nicole Richie, both Olsens and Kate Bosworth are hating themselves over this picture. They are in the bathroom cutting the skin off as we speak.

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Old Bitch Fight

February 7, 2007 / Posted by:

Ok, you know that story of Ryan O’Neal beating down his son, Griffin? Well, I pictured Griffin to be like 18 or something. Bitch is 42 and still living with daddy! Ryan’s lawyers are now saying that Griffin was drunk as a skunk when Ryan came home after celebrating Farrah Fawcett’s big 6-0. Sidenote, did he 69 her on her 60?

Anyway, Ryan didn’t like Griffin all drunk so he tried to kick him out. Griffin attacked his daddy and Ryan fired shots to calm him. What is this? The wild wild west? Basically Ryan’s attorneys are saying it isn’t his fault.

Griffin’s 22-year-old, pregnant girlfriend was hurt during the scuffle.

These hos give Britney Spears a run for her white trashy money!

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NANCY! Get You Some Eybrows!

February 7, 2007 / Posted by:

Don’t get me wrong, Nancy Sinatra will always have my boots walkin…but homegirl needs an eye wig or something. Is she trying to live La Vida Loca, chola style? Let’s call her La Whisper from now on. Es ay.

Anyway, here she is at a Sirius event today for her father. Sirius is dedicating a channel to Frank Sinatra.

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Raped OK, Cell Phone NOT OK

February 7, 2007 / Posted by:

Dakota Fanning’s parents wouldn’t allow her to keep a gift from Tom Cruise. The 12-year-old was given a cell phone by her nutjob co-star from War of the Worlds, but her parents were at first against it.

She said, “My mom and dad really don’t approve of mobile phones and they really didn’t want me to have one. But then on my birthday this parcel arrived from Tom and it was a phone. In the end they let me keep it.”

Methinks they were not OK with crazy Tom giving her a gift. Who knows what kind of shit is on that phone? Getting fake-raped onscreen is way better than a cell phone anyway.

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February 7, 2007 / Posted by:

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