Scarlett Johansson is at the top of the list to play Nellie Forbush in a Broadway revival of “South Pacific” at Lincoln Center. The classic Rodgers & Hammerstein musical is set to debut in 2008. Reese Witherspoon is apparently also in the running, but because of ScarJo’s interest in R&H musicals, she’s at the top of their list.
ScarJo was rumored to star in a revival of “The Sound of Music” in London for Andrew Lloyd Webber, but a deal was never reached. Auditions are currently underway and they are looking for a male opera star to play the male lead.
ScarJo has been confirmed to star in her third Woody Allen film. The film will begin shooting this Summer in Spain with Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem.
She’s also adding an album full of Tom Waits to her busy plate.
Homegirl is busy. I say skip Broadway and focus on the films. Ho can’t act and she probably can’t sing. She’s only in Woody Allen films, because he’s hypnotized by her lady lumps.
Tyra Banks and her “fat ass” were nominated for Daytime Emmys this morning. Tyra received a nod for Best Talk Show Host and Best Talk Show. WTF?! She basically got a nomination for talking about herself the whole time?!
The co-hosts of The View, Rachael Ray, Dr. Phil and Ellen Degeneres join Tyra in both categories. Oprah doesn’t even bother submitting herself anymore since she would win every year anyway.
The Tyra show also nominated for Best Make-Up and Hair Design. Hahahaha!
I will say that her show is pretty entertaining, because dumbass loves to relate every single conversation to herself. Her guest could be talking about how she was attacked by big foot and Tyra will say “Well, on a shoot I once had to work with a dog that sort of looked like big foot.”
Click here to see the full nomination list
Baron Trump has a crappy name, but he’s one of the cutest celebrity brats out there. He’s also pretty lucky that he got his mother’s eyes. Melania Trump is like the most glamorous mother ever. Look at her ass. I love how she dresses her son. What is this, the 1960s?! He’s wearing like a Doris Day coat.
Do you think he shares diapers with daddy?
Earlier this week, Fergie Ferg was due to fly to the UK from Los Angeles, but was not allowed on the Virgin Atlantic flight. Fergie was apparently too drunk.
A witness said, “She was falling all over the place and had to be supported. She was in no state to fly. But when she was prevented from boarding she couldn’t believe it. She was drunkenly ranting at staff but could barely string a sentence together. It was very embarrassing.”
She delayed the flight for about an hour while they got her luggage off. Her Black-Eyed-Peas bandmates left without her ass and she had to catch another flight.
A Virgin Atlantic spokesperson confirmed that a female passenger was not allowed on the flight, but wouldn’t confirm if it was Fergie Ferg.
Did you ever see that show “Airline” on A&E! I loved watching drunk hos getting denied. Too bad that show is cancelled, because I’d love to see this idiot carrying on.
My Little Pony Parker’s new fashion line is called “Bitten” and is a far cry from her high-fashion “Sex and the City” days. The new fashion collection held a private dinner at Indochine in NYC yesterday and some details were revealed. Pony is going low-rent for this one and apparently is selling her goods to “Steve & Barry’s” a low-priced chain store.
The label will include jeans, lingerie, casual wear and accessories priced from $7.98 to $14.98.
$15 for jeans?! Is it made out of paper?! Hey, Pony should take what she can get if you ask me.
PS – I don’t know who that mermaid-ogre woman is, but I like her.
Britney Spears has reportedly found love in rehab! She met Jason Filyaw at an AA meeting this past week. Jason is the 33-year-old, lead guitarist of a band called Riva. Since meeting she apparently calls him constantly and her pet names for him include Mr. Secret Underground Guy and J-Sun. He calls her sugar, donut, creampie, upsidedown cake, funnel cake…no he calls her sugar, kitten and my lady.
A source said, “Britney adores Jason. He’s been a tower of strength for her at the lowest point in her life. She’s convinced Jason can help her through rehab because, as an alcoholic, he’s been through the same thing.”
She’s so serious about him that sources are saying she plans to move him into her house once she gets out of rehab.
In other Britney news, The Sun is reporting that she’s planning to leave rehab two-days early in order to attend KFed’s Birthday party. Her family and everyone at Promises want her to stay, but she insists she’ll be fine.