Birthday Sluts

January 3, 2007 / Posted by:

Mel Gibson (51)
Alex D. Linz (18)
Kimberly Locke (29)
Danica McKellar (32)
Jason Marsden(32)
Joan Chen (47)
Victoria Principal (57)
Dabney Coleman (75)
Robert Loggia (77)

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Britney is Getting Back to Her

January 2, 2007 / Posted by:

Britney Spears said that her New Year’s resolution is to get back to her. Um….what has she been doing the past couple of months?! What she needs to do is get back to her kids!

When asked what she wants for 2007, she said, “Stop biting my nails. Just to take care of me more.”

Later that night she got back to herself by falling asleep at the club. I know 2006 was a tough year for ass with the being fat thing, having kids thing, getting cheated on thing and sucking at life thing…but come on. She should spend this time to deal with her kids and go away for a while. She needs to get thin again and grow her hair out for real. I’m so sick of those broke weaves!

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Anna Nicole’s Real Baby Daddy Will Soon Be Revealed

January 2, 2007 / Posted by:

A judge today ordered Anna Nicole Smith to submit her daughter, Danielynn Hope, to a DNA test by January 23rd. Larry Birkhead claims to be Dani’s father and wants the truth to come out. He filed legal papers last year demanding a paternity test. Anna’s skeezy lawyer, Howard K. Stern, has swore that he is the true baby daddy.

Anna is apparently returned to the Bahamas. Larry’s lawyer told the judge that she would have her US based lab go to the Bahamas to conduct the test, so Anna just has to get out of bed and answer the door.

No word yet on when the results will come back.

I’m sure Anna will have Entertainment Tonight pay her to film the event. I’m sure she will then put the test results on eBay.

I kind of want Larry to be the true father. Imagine the drama? I mean….it would be like watching a really hot and long episode of Cops.

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Aniston and Coxsucker Party in Cabo

January 2, 2007 / Posted by:

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Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox, Sheryl Crow and David Arquette spent their New Year’s Eve being boring in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. David and company shrugged off the photographers, but Sheryl gave them a big smile. She also held the hand of a mystery man or bull dyke. I can’t tell.

This looks like the most boring NYE ever. They probably drank half a glass of Sangria each, played charades, watched a rerun of “Sex and the City” and were in bed by 12:05am. Oh, that was my night. Oh well, there’s was still more boring. Just let me think that!

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Diddy’s Looking for a Few Good Men

January 2, 2007 / Posted by:

Diddy is looking for boys and lots of them. Diddy is currently casting a superstar all-male group for the 4th season of Making the Band. He has already turned Danity Kane into a somewhat successful girl-group and now he’s giving back to the dudes. He said that he wants his male group to be a cross between N-Sync and New Edition. So, basically he wants them to suck.

Diddy said, “You gotta be able to sing; I’m not looking for rappers.”

The open call starts January 17th in Los Angeles and continues until February 6th in New York. He also recorded a special message in what he’s looking for in the men willing to audition.

I have a question though, isn’t Danity Kane already a mostly all-male group? I mean at least two of those chicks have dicks.

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