May 28, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
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Joseph Cross (21)
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The Cannes Film Festival is winding down. Dolce & Gabbana held a party on Friday night which brought out the plastic freaks. Phoebe Price showed up, because she'll show up to the opening of an abortion clinic. Bai Ling showed up, because there were cameras there.
I hope there wasn't a lot of candles around, because that party was filled with plastics. Kylie Minogue's face has at least 5-quarts of botox in it. Rose McGowan isn't even human anymore. How the hell did she land that hunk of Texas beef, Robert Rodriguez?!
Dita Von Teese is still perfect even though she has plastic cones around her tits.