HOT ASS MESS

/ July 13, 2007
 
Courtney Love is skinnier than usual. This is true and she even made fun of it at her show in NYC at the Hiro Ballroom. CLove took the stage and went through some of her old hits with Hole. She also performed some new shit.
 
She told the audience, "I requested Ensure shakes for my anorexia. You're going to have to wait for my eating disorder. It’s getting kinda spooky but the free clothes are great.”
 
It's not her body that grosses me out, it's her face. She looks like one the bottom of Pete Doherty's crackpipe! I want to cut her some slack, because it seems like whether she's fat or skinny she's always a H.A.M. and a half! 
 
BTW, Strawberry Ensure mixed with some Rum isn't bad. 
 
 
Source: Us Weekly
 
 
 
 
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When Meg Met Matthew

/ July 13, 2007
 
New couple alert! 45-year-old Meg Ryan and 37-year-old Matthew Perry are rumored to be "canoodling" in private. UsWeekly reports that the two are currently involved in a secret yet casual relationship for 5 months.
 
An inside source said, "Neither knows where it's going, but they love being together and are having fun."
 
This makes sense, but I'm a little worried for Mattey. I mean he's off of the drugs and kissing Meg Ryan is bound to leave you drunk from the fumes. Homewoman's face is like a plastic factory.
 
 
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