Speaking Of Photoshop……

/ August 14, 2007
 
Erase busted fat face, cheeto stains and nappy weave head with the help of good ole' Photoshop! Seriously, this cover alone will get thousands of copies of PShop off the shelves. Adobe should send Brit a basket of muffins or something!
 
If only she looked like that in real life….what am I talking about? I'd have nothing to make fun of! Brit should also take a little time to read that article on "snacking."
 
Source: ONTD
 
 
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Alexyss Helps The Gays

/ August 14, 2007

Alexyss IS BACK! This time she’s talking gay issues. Alexyss is concerned about the young black men out there that are being used by Wealthy white men for sex. She says these white men are addicted to these “black boys busting their assholes out” and they give them 3 or 4 dollars to buy Krystal’s snacks. Alexyss gets into it. She is my Jesus and she is preaching the TRUTH! I know what she’s talking about and she’s right. She’s especially right when she says a lot of these old men need to wear pampers, because their asshole have fallen out. I swear….Alexyss never ever gets old. Fast forward to around 5:30 where Alexyss is talking about “King Kong dicks busting their bowels” and the look on her mother’s face is priceless I tell you.

Ejaculation is gratification!

Thanks Cebronica

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Photoshop Fun!

/ August 14, 2007
 
I loooove loooove loooove these retoucher's websites and here's a new one! This joint is called iWANEX Studio and they've retouched everyone from Brittany Murphy to Beyonce to Katherine Heigl to Kelly Clarkson to Halle Berry. It's always fun to see what people really look like without the help of the click of a mouse.
 
Click here to visit their website and then click on "portfolio" and choose your celeb and then wave your mouse over it to see the "before" and "after." Jonathan Rhys-Meyers looks BEAT without airbrushing.
 
Thanks D
 
 
 
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And…Here Comes The Stupid Lawsuits!

/ August 14, 2007
 
It was just a matter of time before a lawsuit against Lindsay Lohan for that little "car chase episode" was filed. Tracie Rice was a passenger in the car driven by the mother of Lohan's former assistant. Tracie sued for assault and negligence today in Santa Monica:
The passenger, Tracie Rice, issued a statement after the lawsuit was filed in Los Angeles County Superior Court. She says Lohan, as Rice sees it, "put me through one of the most frightening experiences of my life."

Rice calls the actress' actions "extremely dangerous and reprehensible" and adds that someone could easily have been killed or seriously hurt.

The suit also alleges intentional infliction of emotional distress and violation of the state civil code. It seeks unspecified damages and also payment of medical and other expenses related to emotional distress.

The most frightening experience of her life? She's lived in a damn bubble for most of it then. That sounds like a fun roller coaster!
 
Does Lohan have any money left?
 
This dumbass should've sold her story instead of trying to sue someone that may or may not have tons of dough. Expect a few more of these lawsuits to be filed.
 
 
 
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