Douche to the left! Douche to the right! Douche up! Douche down!
Damn! Smelly pussies should've headed to the China Club last night! So much douches around that the raunchiest of twats would've gotten clean. Damn, I'm nasty. Forgive me.
Anyway, it was Carmine Gotti's 21st and you know how that goes. That being said, I'd let all the Gottis run a train on this.