Daddy Can Kiss That Monthly Check Goodbye

May 22, 2007 / Posted by:
 
File this under "books you won't see in Oprah's book club." Oprah isn't happy that her 74-year-old daddy, Vernon, is writing a tell-all. Oprah said that she laughed it off when one of her assistants told her about it. Oprah said that it wasn't true, but the assistant assured her it was.
 
Oprah said, "They say they heard your father is writing a book about you.' I said, 'That's impossible. I can assure them it's not true.'

"But then my sister said, 'I think you should call your father.' I called him and it turned out he is writing a book. The worst part of it was him saying, 'I meant to tell you I've been working on it.' "

Oprah said she's upset and stunned and was disappointed that she didn't hear it from her father first. The book will most likely be about how Oprah left her mother's house at 14 when she was pregnant to live with her father in Nashville.

Obviously Oprah doesn't care! She probably is helping him with it to paint herself in a "good" light. I mean she could easily tell her daddy "don't write the book and I'll buy you Vermont."

PS – That's a wax Oprah! Bet you couldn't tell the diff! 

Source: NYDN

 

 

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Katie Holmes is Not Happy With This Girl

May 22, 2007 / Posted by:
 
The girl above is a wannabe porn star that claims she's a virgin and will lose her cherry on video in her first porn flick. The girl has changed her name to Katee Holmes. Tom Cruise's little property isn't happy.
 
A rep for KATIE Holmes said, "It's a really cheap shot."
 
A rep for KATEE Holmes said that she's doing it as a tribute to KATIE, because she's portrayed innocence in everything she's doing. Well, up until she sold her soul for a quick paycheck and married Tom Cruise.
 
The virginal KATEE also said, "I know it's pretty extreme to lose my virginity on camera, but I like the fulfillment and excitement I get from watching porn, so I figured [a movie] was the best place for me to lose it."
 
KATIE's camp said that Tom will have the woman murdered by sunset. Ok, no…her camp said they were "weighing" their options.
 
KATEE Holmes is a boring porn name! She better watch herself though. Don't mess with Scientology! This chick is going to be found in a field somewhere barely alive saying the words "you had me at hello" over and over again.
 
Source: New York Post
 
 

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