No Catholic Wedding for TomKat?

November 10, 2006 / Posted by:

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes at The Black Ball on 11/9

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will probably not get their dream Catholic wedding in Italy. There had been reports that the couple would have a Catholic ceremony in Italy. According to some Italian religious person named Monsignor Nicola Fiorentini that ain’t going to happen.

Why? Well, it’s not because Cruise is a crazed maniac, it’s cause he’s divorced. “Cruise is divorced. Even if the actor were not divorced, another fundamental requirement to validate the rite would be missing: the authorization of the parish.”

Italy will also not recognize a Scientology ceremony, because they don’t believe in alien nonsense.

So what’s a Cruise today? He’ll do what he does best. Buy them off to keep them quiet.

Does This Ho Ever Stay Home?

November 10, 2006 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan was out again last night. This is like the 1,367,894th time in a row she’s been out. She attended the Genetic Denim One-Year Party in Los Angeles. I mean she looks fine, but I think everyone is getting sick of seeing her coke-face. She wonders why there are rumors about her drug use and it’s because she’s going out every night, saying ridic things. Like the other night she was asked what she thought about the Brit/KFed divorce. She said:

“I didn’t even know that, actually … It’s none of my business … I really don’t care.”

Yeah, I guess crack dens don’t have internet.

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Brit Brit is Miami Bound

November 10, 2006 / Posted by:

Britney Spears had a late night in NYC recording tracks for her new album. She left Sony Music at around 5:30 this morning and is said to be headed to Miami. She is working on her first album since 2003’s In the Zone. Pharrell Williams confirmed that he’s working on some tracks with Brit.

The album is tentatively titled “The Awesomest CD Ever.” Not really, but she wishes she could call it that.

She will spend the weekend in Miami. Fantastic! Just put away your wonky breasts already. We get it…you’re BACK and you’re HOT and you’re single. Blah, Blah, Blah!



At Least KFed Has One Friend

November 10, 2006 / Posted by:

KFed’s first baby mama, Shar Jackson, is speaking out in favor of her ex. Yes, he cheated on her ass with Britney Spears and left her when she was pregnant, but Shar has forgiven and forgotten. Well, she’s forgiven and forgotten for the face of publicity.

She said this about Kevin, “He’s such a nice guy. He’s made some mistakes, but everybody else doesn’t have the whole world pointing their finger at their mistakes.”

If he’s so wonderful than take him back, you dumb cow. Actually, Shar and Kfed belong together. Both are pieces of trash that only care about publicity. Whatever happened to this ho’s reality show anyway?


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