The Hoff Can’t See His Kids

May 7, 2007 / Posted by:
A Los Angeles judge has temporarily stopped David Hasselhoff's right to see his children after a videotape of him drunk was released to the media. The tape shows The video shows a drunk Hoff eating a pizza shirtless while answering questions from his 17yo daughter. 
A judge will hold a hearing on May 21st to determine how the tape will affect his long-term rights. He is currently only allowed telephone contact with his kids.
Prior to the hearing, The Hoff, his ex-wife and their kids will have to meet with a psychologist. 
So he can't see his kids, because he's a drunk? I mean his daughter is 17, isn't that her decision? It seems like she only videotaped daddy to help him. He's still The Hoff and he's still a mess, but I think he probably needs a little love from his kids. Who's gonna love him?
Source: TMZ

Afternoon Crumbs

May 7, 2007 / Posted by:
David Arquette comes out to High Times – Cityrag
The Apprentice chick in Playboy – Drunken Stepfather
The Victoria's Secret girls get their time in the sun – Mollygood
Kendra from The Girls Next Door in a rare bikini moment – Hollywood Tuna
Kate Moss gets tied up in knots – Hollywood Rag
Jessica Simpson's breasts on display – Egotastic!
Anastacia in a bikini makes people excited – IDLYITW
Kid Rock fondly remembers his moment with ANSASL
David Beckham is a Showgirl – Just Jared
Haylie Duff should keep the towel over her head – Popsugar
Thousands of Mexicans bare allTowleroad

Move That Bus!

May 7, 2007 / Posted by:
"Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" host and all-around douche, Ty Pennington, was arrested on Saturday morning for guess what?! DUI!!!!  He was arrested at 12:35 on suspicion of being under the influence of alcohol and drugs while driving. He posted $5000 bail and was released 2 hours later.
The Celebrity DUI club was gaining members! I'm sure we'll break 100 by the end of the year! I'm guessing Ty had a little meth on his ass. He does have a slight case of meth face. 
Source: TMZ

This Could Be the Next Bond Girl

May 7, 2007 / Posted by:
I hope this is a joke, because it's not funny. According to sources close to producers of the Bond movies, Amy Winhouse has been offered a role in the next film. Producer Barbara Broccoli is reportedly keen to see her opposite Daniel Craig.
A source said, "She's perfect for the role because she's the embodiment of the retro glamor of the original movies."
Unless the next Bond movie takes place in a crack house, this isn't right! Retro Glamour?! Rita Hayworth and Ava Gardner never looked like they'd pull an ass-to-mouth for an 8-ball. Her Bond girl name would totally be Ano Heroin.
Source: Starpulse

Kevin Costner’s a Daddy Again

May 7, 2007 / Posted by:
Kevin Costner's 4th child was brought into this world on Sunday. It's the 52-year-old's first child with wife Christine, 33. They named their new baby boy Cayden Wyatt Costner.
Their rep said, "The baby weighed 7 lbs, 14 oz at birth and has dark hair. Both mother and son are doing well. This is the fifth child for Costner, the first for Christine."
I'm guessing the "Wyatt" part is for Wyatt Earp which starred Kevin. Looks like it's going to be yet another slow day. I mean I'm writing about KEVIN FUCKING COSTNER! WTF?! 

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