Oprah Lost a Baby at 14!!!

January 19, 2007 / Posted by:

The all-perfect Oprah has stunned fans by confessing she miscarried a baby when she was only 14. She candidly says in her magazine that she got pregnant after years of sexual abuse making her extremely promiscuity. Oprah fell the need to tell her story in her own magazine when a family member backstabbed her ass by selling the story to the National Enquirer.

Oprah’s wife, Gayle King said, “She didn’t really know who the father was of this child… and hid the pregnancy for a very long time.”

The baby was born prematurely and died shortly after.

SCANDAL! Maybe the baby didn’t die, maybe she gave it up, maybe that baby will come back now and demand half of her empire! I’ve been watching too much Passions.


Did This Dude Send Lohan Over the Edge?

January 19, 2007 / Posted by:

Friends of Lindsay Lohan say that James Franco may have sent her over the edge and to rehab. Hahah!! At a Golden Globe after-party Lindsay tried to her a piece of the Spiderman actor, but he quickly turned her ass down.

Lindsay and James have worked together a little and are said to be friends. He isn’t interested in her in that way since has a girlfriend and is happy.

A source said, . “Most people were in a good mood — except for her. She seemed lost. She was trying to get James’ attention, and he wouldn’t give her anything. She was smoking a lot, not drinking in front of him, and then she went into a bedroom. From there, she went back to trying to get James’ attention again, and he was ignoring her. She ran out crying, with the girlfriend following her.”

A few hours after James turned her ass down, she was found passed out in a hallway. The Wonderland facility where she is being treated also helps to mend broken hearts, so maybe that’s why she’s in rehab? All signs point to no, but hey.


Mistaken Dreamgirl

January 19, 2007 / Posted by:

Brad Pitt may have mistaken “Extra” reporter Tanika Ray for Dreamgirls star, Jennifer Hudson. Tanika said she was in the lobby of the Beverly Hilton shortly after Jennifer won her Golden Globe when Brad and Angelina Jolie walked by and “congratulated” her.

Tamika said, “I assumed he was congratulating me on getting one of the only interviews with [him and Angelina] on the red carpet. But honestly, I didn’t know why Brad Pitt kissed me on the cheek. It’s Brad Pitt kissing me on the cheek! Honey, I could care less why.”

Brad’s spokesperson said he was away on filming and couldn’t be reached for comment.

Black people look all the same to Brad! He probably congratulated Zahara when he got home. I’m joking! Brad and Angie meet a lot of people and just got mixed up a little, that’s all.


Is Paris Getting Her Wonk-Eye Fixed?

January 19, 2007 / Posted by:

It was reported that Paris Hilton and her sister, Nicky Hilton, recently visited a plastic surgery center in Beverly Hills to get a consultation for her wonk eye. Sources say that Paris insists on wearing colored contact lenses to make her brown eyes blue and the lenses are making her wonk eye worse.

A source said, “She wanted to fix her drooping left eyelid. Her eyes have been drying out lately. She is ignoring doctors’ orders not to wear her tinted contacts.” Her reps hasn’t heard of any kind of medical procedure she’s considering on her eyes.

Well, she can save a bundle by visiting the Michael K Plastic Surgery Center. I’ll fix it up quick by punching the other eye so it matches! Voila and I’d do it for free!


White Oprah’s Perfect Opportunity!

January 19, 2007 / Posted by:

Dina Lohan aka White Oprah is using her daughter’s unfortunate situation to get a little media attention! Dina has been doing the rounds talking to anybody who will listen. Below is a video of Dina on “The Insider” comparing the media to “Mean Girls” and talking about herself as usual. She also stragely enough talks about Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson. Shouldn’t she be comforting her younger daughter instead of with reporters? She’s so shopping around a Lifetime movie of this.

Above is a pic from Flynet Online of Lindsay checking her ass into Wonderland.

Thanks Joshua


The CAPTION THIS Contest Winner for January 18th!!!

January 19, 2007 / Posted by:

holy mash potatoes with hair in it!!!! – krazyfreak


Letting go of Heather Locklear has not been easy for David Spade. – flossyb

Joel Madden’s view when he’s hitting Richie from the back. – mofolissa

Feeling rejected after the sharks all raised thier heads above the water and laughed at her – the hoople

Thanks Jen

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