Afternoon Crumbs

April 6, 2007 / Posted by:
Jessica Simpson is looking extra fug here – Popsugar
Lucy Liu is a lesbian vampire – IDLYITW
Jessica Biel beat ScarJo as the sexiest something or another – Hollywood Tuna
Matt LeBlanc's gray hair galore – Just Jared
Kate Moss is the epitome of a fashion icon – ASL
Tia Carrere's annoying earlobe – The Bastardly
Haylie Duffgusting leaves the gym – Drunken Stepfather
Lindsay Lohan is actually wearing a bra – Egotastic!
Avril Lavigne didn't say crap about Brit Brit – Hollywood Rag
George Michael in Texas – Mollygood

Shut Up and Bend That Ass Over

April 6, 2007 / Posted by:
Joe Francis was ordered to turn himself in after settlement talks with the 7 chicks suing him went bad. The women claim Joe changed the terms of his offer and verbally attacked them. Judge Smoak of Florida ordered that Joe must turn himself in and go to jail for contempt of court.
Joe went off on the judge saying he " had lost his mind" and saying " This judge has gone so far as to call me the devil and an evildoer. It is a case of a judge gone wild."
Judge Gone Wild! That should be a video series featuring Judge Maybelline, Judge Ito and that crying ANS judge. I want to see those titties!  
That being said, Joe is just stalling, because he's preparing that ass for the abuse it's going to get in jail! 
Source: TMZ

India Has No Love for Sanjaya

April 6, 2007 / Posted by:
You would think that Sanjaya Malakar would be a huge star in India, but he's virtually unknown. There hasn't been much mention of the toned-deaf mofo. One man who runs a popular blog in India said, "He's also an object of ridicule."
There was a retarded theory that Indian call-center workers were spending their time voting for him.
"Even if the guy's really an American, it will be projected by the media here as an Indian doing well in the world. They'll make a big deal about it."
Even with Sanjaya's popularity, the show saw its lowest ratings of the season this past week. Hopefully people are starting to get sick of pussycat Sanjaya.
My theory is that people are sick of this show and want to see the worst bitch win, so the empire could crumble. Producers will not let this happen. They will fix this shit if they have to. 
Source: ABC News

Faith and Tim’s Animal Sperm Show

April 6, 2007 / Posted by:
Tim McGraw said that on the opening night of his Soul2Soul tour in 2006 with wife, Faith Hill, they asked the crew members to put together an opening video for their first number. Well, the crew punked their asses good by putting together an animal sex show.
Tim said,  "We're on stage… and we start singing and these sperm show up on the floor (their video monitors were on the floor) and they're swimming all round… and I look over at my wife and she looks at me like she's gonna kill me.

"After I try to get that across… I look down and there's two giraffes going at it and then there's two zebras going at it. I did see a couple of parents with their hands over their kids' faces."

That animal sex show sounds like the best part of the show. It was probably their home movies. Those country hicks are into some nasty-ass animal crap!
Thanks Karen

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