The paps have already popped Britney Spears in rehab. She’s staying at Promises in Malibu where she checked in yesterday. Extra also sheds some light on why Britney might have shed her hair. Apparently KFed threatened on Friday night to have her hair tested for drugs, so she got scared and shaved that shit off. Makes sense. She just needs a Harley to complete the look. Ugh, I’m sorry. Making fun of her isn’t enjoyable anymore. Here’s hoping she gets her act together.
Tina Turner is 67 and still looks amazingly hot. She probably looks better now than she did 30 years ago. Yeah, she’s got the Posh bob, but she’s hot in the face. She’s probably had a little nip and tuck, but she’s done it well. Tina was front row and center at the Armani show in Milan yesterday.
BestWeekEver once again has brought my mind back to the things that it tried to forget. In 1991 came a truly bizarre sitcom featuring people in costumes and puppets as Dinosaurs. The show called Dinosaurs had that annoying babydino-thing that always said “Not the Momma.” I was willing to face CPS in order to get one minute beating that kid down. It was one of those shows that I couldn’t stop watching, but quickly wanted to forget. Ugh, they don’t make them like that anymore.
Meet Tuki Brando, the grandson of Marlon Brando. I guess he’s some sort of model now and shot a spread for L’Uomo Vogue with Bruce Weber. I’m not digging the blonde hair, but grunge is making a comeback. (sidenote:Happy Bday to Kurt Cobain who would’ve been 40) Bitch is also only 16, so I guess he has a few years to fug and fat up. He’s still the hotness though. Tuki sounds like a parrot’s name or a South Beach socialite. Source
Nicole Richie pleaded not guilty today for driving under the influence. She wasn’t in court, but she didn’t have to be. Nicole was answering to charges that she was driving under stupid after she was pulled over for driving on the wrong side of the 134 freeway in Los Angeles. Nicole confessed to the cops on the scene that she had taken vicodin and smoked some weed. Um..how you gonna plead not guilty when you were driving on the wrong side, admitted to smoking weed and taking vicodin? Um…I’m no lawyer but doesn’t that mean you were driving under the influence? Stupid ass. Source
TMZ is reporting that a bald Britney Spears is giving rehab a second shot. Britney checked herself into a facility last week in Antigua, but quickly checked herself out 24-hours later. She apparently checked herself in to a Los Angeles area facility today as an in-patient following the pleas from her family. Has Lynn finally done something? Let’s hope Brit finally stays there for a little while to get her head checked. Seriously, they should tie her ass down and make sure she stays there. Actually just give her all the Red Bull and cheetos she can eat and she’ll there for a lifetime. UPDATE – People confirms it. Larry Rudolph, her rep, says “Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today,” Rudolph says in a statement. “We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time.” UPDATE II – The National Enquirer reports she checked in Promises in Malibu. She reportedly was taken yesterday at 5pm by her father, Jamie Spears.