Where Did All the Love Go?

May 15, 2007 / Posted by:
Lily Allen wrote a song about Girls Aloud' singer and footballer wife, Cheryl Tweedy. The song's lyrics go on about how much Lily wants to look like Cheryl, because she's so perfect. I think Lily was being saracastic, because later she said nobody wants to look like Cheryl Tweedy.
Cheryl fired back by saying, “Because everyone wants to look like her. Chick with a dick. She’s either talking shit or talking about someone else. Asshole."
Cheryl Tweedy is so damn hot. I didn't know she had a mouth on her like that! Tacky, gorgeous and foul-mouth? I'm in love.
Lily fought back the only way she knows how, on her MySpace . She said:

I know I've said bad things about people in the past , though the majority of them have been blown wayyyy out of proportion , but this i mean – Cheryl if you're reading this , I may not be as pretty as you but at least I write and SING my own songs without the aid of autotune . I must say taking your clothes off , doing sexy dancing and marrying a rich footballer must be very gratifying , your mother must be so proud , stupid bitch .

Hmmm…let's see Cheryl Tweedy is more attractive and doesn't have as much talent, but is probably richer. I don't see what the problem is! Team Tweedy! On a different note, WTF is Cheryl wearing in that picture?!

Sangina’s Calling

May 15, 2007 / Posted by:

It was bound to happen. Sangina from American Idol in a drag show. I’m sure Sangy’s a little sad since he’s not actually in drag just surrounded by them. Notice how he’s desperately trying to look bitch, but I can see the girl inside him just aching to burst out!

It’s ok Sangy, let it out!


Mini-Britney is Better Than the Real Thing

May 15, 2007 / Posted by:
Terra Jole is a 26-year-old mini-Britney Spears impersonater. Terra tours the country performing 45-minute sets of Britney's classic songs usually dressed in her "Oops, I Did It Again" outfit. Lindsay Lohan apparently went ga-ga over Terra when she met her at The Box in NYC last week. Lindsay was probably high and thought it was the real Britney.
Mini-Britney and the Two-Foot Tall pregnant woman need to get together and take their shit around the world. That's real entertainment. Mini-Britney doesn't lip-sync either! 
Click here to see Mini-Britney perform. This bitch is so hot.  

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